Monday, March 6, 2006

   What would YOU do with a fuzzy vibrating lobster?

(Send your answer in a private message!)
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Sunday, March 5, 2006

   "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt."-Mark Twain
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Saturday, March 4, 2006

   Earlier I was at a church, (don't ask me why-I'm not religious) and I saw this hanging wall cloth. It had some grain on it, but it also said: "Endowment- The gift of growing." *coughs* Yeah....because of my retarded male friends my mind is forever warped. *sighs* Oh well. I'll just have to make sure I kick their butts when we race at the skating rink tomorrow. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Over and out.
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Friday, March 3, 2006

Go to this site: toothpastefordinner.com. It will crack you up.

Also go straight to this URL: http://toothpastefordinner.com/030106/youngggggggg-peeeeooooople.gif
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Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Random Conversation Last Summer Part II
This was the conversation I meant to post last time. The other one was boring. Sorry.


Mom: *comes up stairs and looks at me sitting at the craptop* Hey, whatcha doing?

Me: *in completely serious voice with poker face* I am reading porn.

Mom: *gives me funny look and talks in a slightly wary voice* ...Are you really?

Me: *bursts out laughing and almost starts to cry from amusement* No!!!!

Mom: *shakes head sorrowfully at the fact she has such a mental daughter and sighs* *still talking in that wary voice* ....o..kay...get off at 10 o'clock....yeah, night.... *shakes head again and walks downstairs*

Me: *snort*giggle*laugh*snicker*crack up* .....yeah...night.... *repeat laughing process*

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I think it's Spanish....
Si quieres chuparme el pito, no voy a protestar.

This was said in White Dire Wolf's "Search for the Shikon" on mediaminer.org and I have no idea what it means. Can anyone tell me? (I am pretty sure it's probably dirty, though...^_^;;)
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Amara Anon from MediaMiner.org posted this limerick in her Hanyou Rhymes:


Kagura
Kagura liked to stare and gawk
At Sesshomaru, who hardly talked
He asked her why
And she replied,
“No reason, I just like to stalk.”

Amara Anon has quite a few other amusing limericks. Go read them.

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Random Conversation last summer
It was 9:09 at night and my mom came upstairs. This was our conversation:

Me: *staring at computer screen in the dark* ....

Mom: hey Sandoicchi, you have til 9:45 then you have to go to bed.

Me: *sighs very quietly in frustration because mom threatened to ground me if I did it loud again* .....

Mom: And don't forget to shut down the computer. The loud noise it makes pisses me off.

Me: .... *disregarding her second comment* But moooooooooooooooooom, only 9:45! I'll be so bore-duh. (notice the exaggeration on the duh sound)

Mom: "Duh." *imitates me while trying badly to mock me* Fine, 10:00. *goes downstairs*

Me: .... Yes!!! *imitating Napolean Dynamite*
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Sit and be Fit
My little sister is in love with the exercise show, "Sit and be Fit". Once I was reading while she had that on the TV. The leader said, and I quote:


"Well, I have a friend, a special friend, back in Wichita, Kansas. My special friend had a saying and it was that if you could do it in a chair, you could do it anywhere."

And there you have it. I just had to share that with the world.

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I just reread my previous post, and realized it sounded like I was insulting the quality of Dragon's poetry. I'm not. Her poetry is very good. So feh.
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