Sunday, July 2, 2006

   Kagome + Her PE Outfit = ME
I feel like I'm Kagome in her PE outfit. I'm wearing a dark one piece swimsuit so it looks like her leotard thingy, and I'm wearing a thick sweater over it. (Even though it's 94 degrees outside...ugh, that's cool for summer nights where I live...UGH!)

P.S. My sweatshirt has Inuyasha on it.
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Saturday, July 1, 2006

   Quotes for Yesterday and Today
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.


Camping was stupid.
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

   Quotes of the Day for Yesterday, Today, and the next Seven Days
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy.


Whoa, that took a while.
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Monday, June 19, 2006

   Quote of the Day for Tomorrow
My brain was chewy!!!
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Sunday, June 18, 2006

   Female Misfortunes
My friend Seth told this to Rayne and me.

Seth: "Why is it called PMS?"

Us: "Uh...." (we thought it was going to be a retarded joke mocking our female misfortunes, but it was amusing)

Seth: "Well, 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken"

Us: *laugh*
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   Quotes for Today and Tomorrow from the book 'Seize the Night' by Dean Koontz
Frankfurters for the brave of heart!

and


Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid.
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Saturday, June 17, 2006

   Quote of the Day...kinda...I guess...
I feel barf-a-licious!!!
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Thursday, June 15, 2006

   FISH
Okay, so for an early Father's Day thingy we took Zou to Costco and made him pick out something he wanted. He picked out this set of 4 motorized fish that swim in pools. We opened them at home, and they didn't work, so Zou exchanged them for a set that did. There are two smaller fish, and two bigger ones. They kept swimming into me and Rayne while we were swimming in a thunderstorm. GOD they ALL FRICKIN RAPED us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shivers* Anyway, me 'n Rayne named them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The small one that's red and white is named Cornelius- Corny for short. The other small one is red and black- he's Nemo the Emo. He's an emo 'cuz he kept going down to the very bottom of the pool and swimming allllll allllllonnnnnne. The big one that's light blue and yellow is named Flounder Jaws, a) because he looks like Flounder from The Little Mermaid, and b) I wanted to name one of the fish Jaws 'cuz they all look like sharks with their fins. The last big fish was a dark blue, almost purple, and yellow fish. This fish was the one that bumped into mine and Rayne's chest and butt the most. Therefore, his name is...*dun dun dun* Miroku!!! Ha ha. We win.
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Quote of the Day! ...a bit late... and tomorrow's Quote!!! ...early!!!!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
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Monday, June 12, 2006

   Quotes of the Day- Can you tell I like two-fers?
"Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends...."

This next one goes out to Rayne...don't look at me like that; you know what I'm talking about!!

"Support Cannibalism- EAT ME!"
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