Life is Ninja...ask questions Ocean or Lake? NINJA Pizza or Chinese? NINJA - NOT CHINESE Mansion or Penthouse? NINJA TREEHOUSE Have you been on a Jet Ski? NINJAS DON'T NEED JET SKIS Are you afraid of clowns? NINJAS WOULD EAT CLOWNS FOR BREAKFAST IF THEY DIDN'T TASTE FUNNY! How many brothers/sisters do you have? NINJA Favorite band/group? THE NINJAS Baseball or football? NEITHER, TOO EASY - ME NINJA Favorite brand of makeup? NINJA Waffles or pancakes? WELL, THATS A TOUGH ONE. I'LL JUST NINJA Do you have an IPod? NOT NINJA ENOUGH! Bike or scooter? I FLY! Ever go in a hot air balloon? ONLY ON SUPER-SECRET NINJA MISSION How will you celebrate turning 21? BY KILLING PEOPLE What brand computer do you have? NINJA How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IM MICKEY MOUSE! (ninja) Favorite city? UH, THAT GIVES AWAY MY POSITION! NINJA BELONG NOWHERE! Ice cream or frozen yogurt? THOSE ARE TOO LOUD! NINJA EAT THROUGH TOOTHPASTE TUBE! Do you think you are fat? NINJA CAN'T BE FAT - UNPOSSIBLE. Ever throw up in a public place? WELL, IF YOU COUNT THE TIME WHEN I Do you have a pool? NINJA POOL! Ever drive a car? NO, SILLY. NINJA CANT AFFORD GAS How many times a month do you go to the movies? ALL THE FREAKIN TIME - FREE TOO - IM A NINJA Last movie you saw? SUPERMAN VS NINJA (ninja wins) Who is your hero? WELL, IM WAAY BETTER THAN JET LEE, SO NO. How old are your parents? NINJA SECRET What deceased person would you like to meet? THE FIRST GUY I KILLED Do you chew ice? TOO LOUD! Have you been to California? CALIFORNIA NOT NINJA FRIENDLY - TOO BRIGHT. Last book you read? HOW TO RANT FOR NINJAS - BY UNKNOWN NINJA Favorite teacher? MASTER SENSEI Do you like to go fishing? TOO LOUD How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? THATS JUST GROSS A BOYFRIEND-SLASH-GIRLFRIEND IS NOT NINJA MATERIAL How many of those do you regret? ALL OF THEM, THAT IS MY NINJA WAY What is you average in school? NINJA SECRET Favorite professional team? ? Do you like mohawks? TOO LOUD! How many pairs of shoes do you own? NINJA SOCKS Do you floss? TOO LOUD! Do you have braces? TOO LOUD! Do you bite your nails? TOO LOUD! What is your last thought before falling asleep? NINJA NEVER SLEEP! Do you fall in love easily? YES, BUT THEY MUST DIE! Ever have a crush and they never knew? THEY SAW IT COMING! Do you babysit? DON'T INSULT ME! Ever been shot at? DEFINE SHOT AT... I'M REALLY TOO FAST FOR ANYTHING LARGER THAN AIR MOLECULES TO TOUCH ME! Do you work out/exercise? NINJA Do you have 6 pack abs? 12 PACK - NINJA Do you consider yourself nice? NO, I KILL YOU. What movie character would you like to be? TOO FAST FOR FILM Do you go to camp for the summer? NINJA CAMP Ever been bit by a snake? NINJA TRAINING Have you been on a boat? NINJA WALK ON WATER Name of friend you have known the longest? FRIEND? Do you like jumping on a trampoline? NINJA TRAMPOLINE Ever break a bone? ALL THE TIME - IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? I KILLED THEM What is your ultimate job? LEADER OF NINJA VILLAGE Do you want to walk on the moon? ALREADY HAVE Can you name the seven dwarfs? NINJAS DON'T LIKE DISNEY - MICKEY MOUSE JOB IS UNDERCOVER Favorite TV show? TV? Apples or oranges? (ninja) Favorite model of car? UMM, WELL UMM, CAR? Favorite flower? POISONOUS ONE Favorite color? NO COLOR - BLACK Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? NINJA DON'T NEED THAT (ninja celibate) Ever climb out your bedroom window? OF COURSE I'M A NINJA - NO DOORS Do you live in an apartment or house? NINJA SECRET How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? TOO LOUD! Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? NINJA DON'T LAUGH How many cousins do you have? THEY ALL DEAD Do you believe in ghosts? IF A NINJA CAN'T KILL IT - IT DOESN'T EXIST If you were a bird, what would you be? GIRAFFE Ever get stitches? ALL THE TIME - ITS FUN TO EMBROIDER MY SKIN If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? NINJA ALREADY KNOW How many kids do you want to have? NINJA SECRET If you could change your name, what would it be? I WOULD LIKE TO BE CALLED GUSTAV Dogs or cats? NINJA DOGS Who do you tell your problems to? NINJA DOGS Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? NINJA DOGS Do you believe in love at first sight? I BELIEVE IN KILLING AT FIRST SIGHT Do you go to church? NINJA CHURCH Would you marry outside your religon? NINJA DON'T GET MARRIED Volleyball or tennis? TOO LOUD! How many people were at your last party? TEN NINJA AT RAIDING PARTY Ever ride in a limo? NINJA WOULD RATHER CARRY A PURSE THAN RIDE ONE OF THOSE Ever drink champagne? ONLY SAKE Favorite dinner? CUP RAMEN (ninja food) CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
