Saturday, January 7, 2006

   sleep
I have today off Im sleeping and playin SOCOM. and watching TOP GEAR. Im starving only ate some pecans but I ate the stuff inside that your not supposed to and It dried my mouth out.
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Monday, December 26, 2005

   mr.pibb and red vines equals crazy delecious!!!!!!!
check this ill rap out!




I went and watched the ringer today. It was ok it had its moments. I hoped it would of had better writers. Its definatly a rental or for in demand or even a d/l if you can find it. but I had sancotcho for xmas dinner its pig tail,chicken, yucca,corn on the cobb,carots and other stuff its like a stew.
this morning my friends cousins boyfriend overdosed on meth i think and was found dead in his driveway by his mother. so thier family had a ruff xmas morning but I didnt know him. sucks for his family drugs kill lots of people. good thing I only drink.

I bought my brother some cool movies for xmas: juice, blood in blood out,boyz in da hood,paid in full, king of new york but I ended up buying me somthing cool I bought leon the professional(awsome flick) and neon genisis box set woo merry xmas to me!

oh well my dad went to pennsylvainia for xmas to spend time with cody my 6yr old brother and ex step moms sarah.but they're coming down for new years
so I get to spend time with him

ok see you next time.
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Saturday, December 3, 2005

well its mr.t this time
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.

Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.'s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.

Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

One day when Mr. T was just a little T doing push-ups on the schoolyard, he heard some kids singing "I'm a little tea-pot." Thinking those kids were tarnishing his reputation by associating T and pot, mini Mr. T proceeded to rip off the kids' handles and dislocate their spouts before tipping them over and knocking them out.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T skis uphill.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah


So yeah I dont do much of anything to post. except my uncle has put me to a epic task burn all of his movies on his computer to dvd. and they aint disney flicks either.
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