Thursday, August 18, 2005

   whee! survey!

[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed..	Not other than by family
lied to a friend..	Not that I know of...
dyed ur hair	NEVER!!!!
dressed punk	O__o... nuuu....
kissed a girl	ARE YOU CRAZY?! I am a girl!
saw something u didnt want to	many times.. *sheilds eyes*
danced in the rain	Hasn't everyone?
lied to ur parents	I did about washing my hands once when I was 5
went barefoot in the snow	I tried... for about 5 seconds
played hockey	Nope
made ur own clothes	*is waaay to lazy*
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite	not yet.... but I have karate class later
took a shower	yupyup
gave a dirty look to someone	nope =D
cried=(	nope
did a cartwheel	I've never been able to do one
went to school	ugh.... yesh
shopped	nope
danced	don't think so
got sick	I wish I could, to get out of school
did something u regret	not today
discovered something new	English is a stupid class...
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late	Nope
act perfect	not always
act hyper	Occasionally
are a nerd	Most of the time! xD
in band??	nope
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs	no, still in school clothes
drinkin	Not yet, gonna go get some dr. pepper soon
listening to music	no, playing on a game
watching a movie	no, dad is recording stuff on tv
iming someone	yup
talkin on the fone	I was a minute ago
eating	I will be when my mom gets back from work
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch	NEVER!
thongs or briefs	O_______o....... neither.....
boxers anyone?!?!	no, I'm a girl
sweatpants or jeans	JEANS!! YAY!!! xD
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve	short sleevs
tube tops or tanks	neither.
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes	t-shirt and jeans
current mood	kinda bored and happy
current music	If I was listening to it, it would be Relient K
current taste	taste for Italian food!! yum!
current make-up	I don't wear makeup
current thing I ought to be doing	probably getting a life! xD
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged	either Nana or Nay
yelled at	Little brother
IMed.	Becca
you touched	Dad
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate	Hot chocolate!
big or little	depends..
lace or satin	satin.. lace is weird
new or old	New stuff - it smells good
vogue or cosmopolitan	*isn't paying attention* wait! what was the question?!
skirt or dress	*hisses* they ish evil!!!! *tears up all skirts and dresses in sight*
wool or cotton	cotton!! wool ish itchy!
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front"	sometimes... only if I am insanely upset
have a crush on someone	nope
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it	are you joking? I'm not gonna pay someone to give me a scar!
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most	xD or ^^
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend	nope, and I don't want one
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray	Neither, I dont like either of them anyway
what was the last thing you said	uhhh... "Neither, I dont like either of them anyway"
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with	My buddies
do you like stickers	STICKERS!! YAY!!!
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored	If there's any around
are you suicidal	are you crazy? I don't see how something could be so bad I'd get to that point
is your window open	Nope
what was the last pair of shoes you bought	I dont buy shoes, my parents do. xD
do you have a little brother	yup...
does he draw you cute pictures	nope
where do your grandparents live	In town
what do you think of when you hear the word click	clickie erasers!!!
are you a moron	people call me that.. yet I'm in AP and Honors classes... O_o
do you like trampolines	WHEE!!!!! *jumps*
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum	yupyup.
did you see American Pie 2	what is that?
do you cut yourself	O_o why would I have reason to? Nothing is ever bad enough that harming yourself it the best way out.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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Sunday, January 30, 2005

For those who take life too seriously
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is like -- night
3. On the other hand ----- you have different fingers
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet
9. Remember, half of the people you know are below average.
10. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
11. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
12. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
13. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
14. I intend to live forever-- so far so good.
15. Borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect it back
16. The only substitute for poor manners is fast reflexes.
17. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
18. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
19. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
20. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
21. Never show card tricks to the group you play poker with.
22. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
23. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
24. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
25. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
26. The number of people staring at you at any given moment is directly proportional to the number of stupid things you are doing.
27. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
28. To steal from one person is plagiarism; stealing from many is research.
29. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
30. You never really learn to cuss until you learn to drive.
31. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
32. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
33. Plan to be spontaneous --- tomorrow!!
34. Always try to be modest, and proud of it!
35. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
36. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
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**one liners i've gotten from random odds and ends*
Advice: what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.
Architecture: the art of how to waste space. (Phillip Johnson)

Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Be alert. The world needs more lerts. (Douglas Adams)

Benign: What you be after you be eight.

Boredoom: The state at which a person is so incredibly bored, they lack the desire to do anything.

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

Calcium Anthropology: the study of milkmen.

Capitalism: the astounding belief that the most wicked of men will do the most wicked of things for the greatest good of everyone.

Cell-phone: a way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing.

Celebrity: someone who works all his life to be recognized, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Chemistry: Physics without thought.

Mathematics: Physics without purpose.

Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they got the biggest piece.

Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete.

Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.

Conservative: Someone who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation before.

Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served.

Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

Democracy: The theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Friend: Someone who has the same enemies you have.

Happiness: the agreeable sensation felt while contemplating the misery of others.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.(seriously, it is)

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Illiterate: what you are if you can't read this.

Jury: twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names. (no offense intended)

Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Leet: the art of finding the hardest possible way to say you did something simple.

Linkin Park: What was created when they began putting fake grass into the "Lincoln Logs" boxes.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Mass Murder: What happens when Bob discovers Robertology.

Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.

A metaphor is like a simile.

Mortal: a generic pronoun for anyone, invented to solve the 'she/he' issue.

Newbie: gathers honey 80% faster.

Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.

Palidan: Your pal Dan... until he kills you for thinking you're a heretic.

Patriot: a person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Physicist: an atom's way of looking at itself.

Polynesia: memory-loss, in parrots.

Reincarnation: Let's keep trying until we get it right.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Robertology: The study of Bob...

Slinky: yet another failed attempt at perpetual motion.

Snowbank: where you keep your extra snow.

Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon induced in pyromaniacs by the camera crews of shows such as 'believe it or not'.

Stupidity: doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.

Supernatural: how you have to act to get onto an aeroplane unmolested these days.

System of a Down: A system that loses power excessively.

Tech Support: your ISPs way of expressing their hatred towards you.

Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done.

Trapezoid: a device for trapping zoids.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?

How young can you be and still die of old age?

Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Will your answer to this question be no?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?

Do we make bombs better or worse?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?

If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?

If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?

Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?

Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?

What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

Why is minimalism such a big word?

If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back and drop it?

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?

Do fish get thirsty?

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?


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