Friday, September 22, 2006

   Nude pictures!!!!
Hello everyone!..Today Is friday! YES! Im going to The Big E Tomarrow YES! its a fair in mass. Yes whoot!!! im going with my brother and my sister!! I cant wait! So to let everyone get a DANCE ON! Ill be putting alot of stuff on my site! YAYS!!!!!
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Ok some Have Nude Pictures...Sorry If you cant look dont!

All the Itachi lovers out there


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Funny joke now!!

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and
ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he
settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his
way.

One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom
business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he
bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line he
realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly
set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He
knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the
interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have
no ears."

Merv got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything
different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears."

Merv again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very
young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and
he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv
was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?"

And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact
lenses."

Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How
in the world did you know that?"

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
"Well, it's pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"

Ok one more!

A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up.

The doctor asks him how he is doing.

"I've never been better!" he replies. "I have an 18 year old bride who is
pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment and then says: "Well, let me tell
you a story:

I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day, he is in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his gun. So, he walks in the woods near a creek and he spots a
beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points
it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM*, the beaver drops dead
in front of him.

"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief.

"Someone else must have shot that beaver!"

"Exactly!"

Okays thats it byes!


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