Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Okay...
Right....nothing to type today. Just stuff and since barely any of you have read my last post (probably because it was too long) i decided that I'll write shorter posts from now on!

In any case if you enjoyed my sister's fic I'll post Chapter One later.

Now...i hate homework and I have a lot of it and I still have no idea what play Naruto and gang should do! ANY IDEAS!!!?? I like the High School Musical but I don't want people flaming me because I used it in my fic, you get me?

Any suggestions would be nice. Please people! The next fic can't happen with out your support! I'm begging! See? You reduced me to begging and crying and pleading and.... *goes on and on and on*

Sasuke: Kunoichi-san....ah...nevermind....

Itachi: She's just having a bad day.

Me: Thank you!

So, if you can, send in any suggestions and part 19 will be out before you know it!!!!

Thank you all!

~With Love
Kunoichi Warrior
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Monday, February 26, 2007

Separation - by Meiko (Aka) My little Sister! And A little Something Else
Little fic written by my sister. She's only on Chapter 3, but I'll give you the prologue, kay? It's really good by my opinion.

If you don't want to read her fic, please scroll down. I have an important annoucnement to make and I REALLY need you guys to read it. I can't stress that enough.

Meanwhile....

So enjoy the workings of Meiko while big sis Kunoichi Warrior is busy making part 19.

Note: There are some Japanese words...just so you know....

Iiya - No
Kaa-san - Mom
Hai - Yes
Nani - What
Gomen - Sorry

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Separation –ItaSasu- Prologue

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or else Asuma would be alive.


(Brothers meet again
Separated at the seams
Will they be the same?)

Uchiha Itachi, the ANBU squad leader, just came home, fatigued. He could hear own heart beating from weariness as he stumbled into the house. Unlike Sasuke, he didn’t announce his arrival. For now, nothing really mattered except finding a nice, cozy bed to rest in.

Oh, how the silence should have lasted.

There were loud voices coming from a certain room in the house, and it was disrupting all peacefulness. Itachi scowled at nothing as he staged over to the door of the room, noting that it was his two parents that were arguing. He wasn’t exactly paying attention to it, anyway.

“How could you do that? Do you realize that you are pressuring the both of them?” Mikoto’s voice rang in Itachi’s ears. There she was, always standing up for the good of the children.

“Sasuke is useless as he is.” That was Fugaku’s blunt reply. Itachi frowned, but pushed all thoughts of busting in there and joining in the dispute away. It was then when his little brother – Sasuke – decided to get out of bed and observe the row, too.

“Sasuke, shouldn’t you be in bed,” Itachi muttered, not glancing at his younger brother. Sasuke shrugged as an answer, and stood beside him, biting his lip at ever insult Fugaku said about him. Itachi watched Sasuke with growing worries. “Sasuke…you should go to bed.”

“Iiya, I don’t feel like it. I’m not sleepy anyway,” Sasuke replied. Itachi was tempted to retort, but he held back that feeling of rudeness. “Why are you listening in? Haven’t you heard them fight before?”

Sasuke’s question made Itachi jolt up for some reason. “I never really did hear them before… They probably only do so when I’m at ANBU…” Itachi hated to mention ANBU. Sasuke seemed to hate him for always leaving him because of that elite thing.

“Doesn’t matter,” Sasuke shrugged again. Right at that moment, there was silence. The two brothers saw their parents walk away from each other, and Mikoto opened the door.

They instantly took normal positions, trying to look inconspicuous. “Kaa-san,” Sasuke mumbled an obvious worried look on his face.

“Why are you up Sasuke?” Mikoto questioned. Sasuke replied with another shrug. “Go to sleep,” Mikoto concluded, walking away.

“Hai,” Sasuke mumbled again. He turned to his brother, and opened his mouth to say something. He closed it and walked away. Itachi watched his brother as he disappeared behind his bedroom door.

“Sasuke…” Itachi knew what Sasuke was going to say to him. Nii-san, can you help me with training tomorrow? Itachi had another important mission tomorrow and Sasuke probably figured that out because of the past let-downs.

(Gomen…I should have spent more time with you.)

Morning, at breakfast.

“Ohayo…” Sasuke said with a grin on his face as he sat down for breakfast.

“Ohayo, Sasuke,” Mikoto was the only one who answered him, and Sasuke nodded at his mother.

Sasuke noted the disturbing silence that had settled on the family. “Itadakimasu,” Sasuke muttered to himself. It was only after that when Mikoto finally spoke up.

“Fugaku, I suspect you already know this, but its over- I’m filing for a divorce.”

“Nani?” Itachi and Sasuke both said at the same time. Sasuke knew this was coming, though- let’s just say that it was a premonition that Mikoto and Fugaku couldn’t keep their relationship on good terms.

“You can do what you want…But I’m taking Sasuke. He doesn’t belong with you,” Mikoto quietly said. Fugaku didn’t have a surprised expression at all- he looked like he was about to say the same thing.

“Fine, but, Itachi will stay with me.”

Sasuke felt a pit grow in his heart. It was a black hole that was sucking up his brother away. He felt Itachi’s eyes upon him. “Sasuke,” he heard him say with concern.

Sasuke put on a pretense and stuck to it for the moment, trying to look strong. “It’s alright…I have to go to the academy right now, so…”

Itachi watched him solemnly as he walked away.

(Gomen…)

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Okay...tell me if you want more. My sister enjoys reviews!
Enjoy this fic!

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Okay...back to business.

I'm not done with part 19 cause I don't have a play for them to do. If you guys have any suggestions...that'll be great! Please, I need your help, cause my brain died and my doctor told me I can't think (no...it's just cause I don't have a play for them to do). It can be anything; just as long as it's nice, funny, and not boring. Even if it is a musical. (No, I will not accpet High School Musical).

Soo.....thank you so much! I've reached 350 hits and 61 guestbook signings. This is the best site ever and the people here are great friends. Thank you all again for your support.

My little sister say's i'm just like Itachi-san....i don't think so....well...maybe towards my parents and all but when i comes to this site...i'm more open and stupid, right? I hope so....when i grow up, i don't want to be a murderer.

Itachi: Ahem...

Me: ...What? It's true.

Sasuke: ...She's right.

Itachi: ...

Oh yeah...if you wanna ask these guys a question (It can be stupid) then just PM me, k?

Well...that's about it. Gotta run before my sister kills me again. (Lucky me...she's at chess club)

Sayonara! Talk to you all later!

~With Love
Kunoichi Warrior


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Friday, February 23, 2007

Hey!
What's up all ye peoples?! Hope you enjoyed me previous fic...(if you didn't read it, it's the post below this one).

Did you all see Naruto Shipuuden? Wasn't that cool!? ART IS A BANG!!!!!!!!

And did you all read the new manga? A showdown between Orochimaru and Sasuke! Will the drama continue?

That was the dumbest thing i've ever said. Sorry about that!

In anycase...I have no more questions for you guys. Please check out my sister's site:

www.tokyopop.com/Meiko

Her fan fiction's great! Especially Seperation. It's so sweet.

Hope you enjoy your weekend!

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Kunoichi Warrior

PS - Naruto High School Part 19 Lights, Camera, ACTION!!!! The School Play (No...not High School Musical...) is coming soon. Enjoy!
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Just a One-shot Fan Fic I wrote....
It's just a little something...so you all don't need to read it or anything. I just felt like writing it so enjoy!

Note: First time a Uchihacest fanfics...so don't yell at me if it sucks.

Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto...so don't sue me for this either.

Reminiscence

One gentle stroke across the paper. Crimson on top of white. Another stroke. The red looked just like blood. Sasuke sighed and put the brush down. He tore the paper off the easel.

“Pointless...” he muttered. Every picture he sketched...and those premonitions. It looked just like the same old blood shed. The same pain. God, he just wished it would end. But giving up wasn’t an option...Itachi was there...watching him. He would be disappointed if Sasuke gave in. If Sasuke lost to pain.

But it hurt so much.

Images haunted his memory, tainting everything he did. And he was still young. Yet, the pain was unbearable...immeasurable. Sasuke felt like he could break any moment. It...Was...he couldn’t say. He couldn’t describe it. The feeling like his heart was breaking in two...

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“Nii-san...please! Can we play?”

And a smile played across his hauntingly beautiful face. A face that didn’t belong or seem human. “Sorry, Sasuke...I’m busy.”

Sasuke frowned. “You always say that. Why...why won’t Nii-san play with me anymore?”

Itachi’s lips gently touch the younger boy’s forehead. “Maybe tomorrow.” He smiled and poked Sasuke’s nose

Sasuke smiled.

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The boy almost choked on the memory. He needed air. Sasuke threw open the windows and the cool breeze swirled in along with a couple of leaves and two unexpected visitors.

“Naruto? Sakura?” Sasuke asked surprised.

The Uchiha’s two teammates looked up and smiled innocently. “We were worried about you...Kakashi-sensei said that you were sick!” Sakura said with the same old little giggle.

Naruto pushed Sakura off of his legs and brushed himself. “So...what’cha doing?”

“Nothing,” Sasuke replied.

The blonde haired ninja sniffed the air. An aroma of something delicious was coming from the kitchen. “OOO! What’s that?”

“Dinner,” came the same old nonchalant reply.

Naruto eagerly followed the scent. “Smells good. What is it?”

“Home made pizza and chocolate cake.”

“No ramen?”

Sakura rolled her eyes and smashed her powerful fist onto Naruto’s head. Immediately, a huge red bump formed on the place where the kunoichi’s punch contacted with Naruto’s head.

“OWWW!!!”

Sasuke turned around. Same old, same old... He took the chocolate cake out of the oven and placed a candle on the soft surface. He lit it. The flame danced in the cool breeze coming from the open window.

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“Mmm...Chocolate...my favorite.”

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That’s what he’d always say...but he’s gone now...

“Happy Birthday, Onii-san,” the boy murmured as he blew the candle out.

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I know...short. But what do you think of it? It's not a comedy writing so it's different from my Naruto High School style.

In anycase. Enjoy. Comments are welcome.

~With Love

Kunoichi Warrior
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Just so You Know....
Okay, Naruto High School Part 18 is in my Archives...and well...take the quiz and you get prizes...(read post below).

Naruto Shipuuden...this is it!!!!

It's just a trailer so...i'll give you the episodes later..

Check it out!!!!



~With Love
Kunoichi Warrior

PS - I'd just like to say thank you to all my fans. I reached 338 hits today! Yay!!!!


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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

What's up?
So, how are you all doing? What's up? Howdy?

Segment One: My life

Me? I'm great.....just tired...but great. Had three tests today...dumb teachers just decide to put all of their tests on the same day. I swear they plan it out. And my Spanish teacher is making my group do a map. Only problem is, I'm the one working while the rest are playing card games. Sucks...i know.

2) Just to let you know....

Yeah...surprised me that Kurenai's pregnant too.... with Asuma's baby.

Naruto Shippuden is the time skip part of the anime Naruto! Yay!!!!!

3) Review for quiz!!!!

Parts One and Two:

Naruto High School - Surprises

Naruto rushed down the stairs screaming. "DAD! IT'S MY FIRST DAY AT KONOHA HIGH AND YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP?!!!!"
"Sorry," came a reply. (yes, the Forth Hokage, but i'm going to refer to him as Dad {heh})
The blonde rolled his eyes and grabbed his backpack. The sky was completely clear. This day was perfect. A great day.

Hinata longed to break the silence. It was hard walking to school with Neji. He was too quiet.
"Hey, Hinata," Neji said.
Hinata was surpirsed. Neji actually spoke. "Yes...?"
"Isn't that Naruto?"
The Hyuuga girl looked up and her face immediatly turned red. Naruto Uzumaki was early, but he was rushing. Did he actually want to go to school?
"You should go talk to him."
"Uh.... Okay." Hinata ran over to the blonde who had just tripped over his shoelace.
"Idiot..." Neji muttered walking into the school doors.

"DAMN LOCKER OPEN!!!" Naruto said. He banged his head on the locker and it swung open, slamming right into his nose.
Sasuke smirked. "Your day isn't going that well, is it?"
"Don't insult me!" Naruto barked.
"I'm not. My summer was a mess since my big bro moved in. He said, 'You're going to have a big surprise in school today.'" The Uchiha sighed and pulled out his math book. "Wonder what that means."
Kakashi appeared behind the two boys, scaring the wits off of them. "Hello! Ready for the school day!?"
"I need to change my pants," Naruto said. Sasuke burst out laughing in the middle of the hallway.
"Ya know, the last bell rang 2 seconds ago," the silver haired English teacher said.


Sakura and Ino waited near the door, giving each other the glare of death.
"I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" declared the blonde girl.
The cherry blossom protested. "NO WAY!"
"Hey girls," Sasuke said walking right past them. He sat down in a window seat in the third row with Naruto next to him, Shino behind him, and Shikamaru in front.
"Too bad," Kiba said giving the girls his famous fanged smile.
You could guess what happened to him.

"Where's the teacher?" Hinata asked Naruto.
Shikamaru sighed. "Damn, this is too troublesome. Math class was bad enough."
Sasuke's phone started vibrating. Everyone glared at him and he smiled as innocently as possible. "Sorry! Forgot to turn it off!"
"WHERE'S THE TEACHER!" Hinata said louder.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder. "It's from your brother. 'Look up'"
Naruto and Sasuke looked up at the teacher's desk and saw Itachi relaxing in the chair. He waved a hand casually and said, "Morning."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto High School Part 2 - Weirdos for Teachers, Trash for Lunch


"GEEZ!" Itachi yelled, covering his ears. "Shut up already."

Hinata slowly rose her hand. "Um... Itachi-sensei, aren't you Sasuke's older brother?"

Itachi rolled his eyes and pushed Naruto back into his seat. As for Sasuke, he threw a text book right at his forehead and the younger Uchiha fell right back into his desk. "Wow, what a surprise. I AM Sasuke's older brother," Itachi said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Please tell me you weren't being sarcastic," Sasuke pouted, feeling the bruise forming on his head.

Itachi smirked. "Sorry." He turned around and walked back to the teacher's desk, slamming his fist on it. "Listen, i don't have time for chit-chat. The only reason I'm doing this is because i get paid. A lot. Now if you don't want me mad, and Sasuke knows how i get if i'm mad, turn to page 143 in your text book and solve everything. NOW!"

"YES SIR!" Naruto yelped, dropping all his text books, pencils and, well himself on the floor.

"Idiots," Itachi muttered.

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Neji and Lee were comparing their test scores. Lee scowled the the genius Hyuuga. He was this close to beating Neji; he just had to get that one stupid problem wrong.

"Cheer up, Lee," Tenten said. "You're still one of the smartest."

"One of them. It does not mean i am the smartest," Lee said. "If i cannot beat Neji at academics, I must beat him in athletics!"

Here we go again, Neji thought. "Lee, you can't beat me. Period. Just get over it." The Hyuuga opened his locker and shoved his Chemistry book in it.

"Whatever," Lee said, taking out his Math book.

Kiba and Shikamaru dashed over to Neji. "Beware of the EVIL math teacher."

"Uh..." Tenten muttered, pointing behind Kiba.

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" Kiba said. The group just nodded weakly.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "I'm surprised. I though Naruto would be complaining, and I've already caught Sasuke cursing under his breath. I suppose what i have to do is give you something hard to do...."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shikamaru yelled. "Thanks a lot, Inuzuka. Because of you, things just got a lot more troublesome."

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Art Class

"Welcome students," said the teacher. He spun around held up both hands. Each palm had a mouth on it. "Number one rule in art class: Art... IS A BANG!!!!"

"...." the class didn't reply.

"Now, I would like you to draw something that expresses you," Deidara said. "And remember: Art..."

"Is a bang," the students replied boredly. Deidara gave the kids a cheesy smile and went back to fixing up a stone sculpture of himself in the back of the classroom.

Just five minutes later, Shikamaru was done. He handed his paper to Deidara.

"This is... a nice... um... stick figure," Deidara announced awkwardly. "Um.... how does it describe you?"

Shikamaru was out the door before he even finished his evaluation.

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LUNCH!! (YIPPEE~.~)

Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi. The weirdo teacher trio as Sasuke calls them. Deidara the crazy art teacher, Kisame the stupid Chemistry and Bio teacher, and Itachi was, well, just plain eccentric.

"What's for lunch?" Kisame asked.

"Fish Sticks," Itachi replied with a bit of indifference.

Kisame winced. "What's in them?"

"I'll tell you what's not in them," Deidara said. "Fish."

Kisame's sigh was full of relief. "Then I'll take them."

Itachi rolled his eyes and left the table.

Meanwhile...

"I just have a ham sandwich," Naruto said.

"Left over steak," Kiba muttered.

Sasuke sighed. "I make my own lunch." He opened his lunchbox and pulled out a thermos and a sandwich.

"Lucky," Naruto said. "My dad is too lazy to make anything."

Sasuke smirked and picked up his sandwich. Just when he was about to take a bit, a hand swooped down and took his sandwich.

"Ni-san!" Sasuke protested.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "You always were a good cook." But his mouth was full so it sounded more like, "Ugh alwas ver a vo co."

Naruto laughed and slammed his fist on the table. His sandwich flew and landed on Kiba's face.

"Uzumaki!!!!" Kiba yelled.

Thus, you know what happened, but it had to be officially called. Deidara did the honors.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"

"Idiot!" Kisame said. "You're a teacher, you're not supposed to enforce the food fight."

"Opps..."

Okay questions are....

1) Who peed in his pants?
2) Who is the crazy new math teacher?
3) What happened to Kiba
4) Deidara is the new teacher of what class (yeah)?
5) Kisame is a janitor or a science teacher?
6) Who do YOU (yes your opinion) think is at fault for the food fight?

And that's it! Each question is worth one point. if you get it right...than yay for you! You can hang out with your character of choice! Yay for you! Again!

I had a lot more to ask you guys....funny stuff at least. Remember! If you want to ask one of your favorite characters a question, just PM me and I'll get them to answer you. (yeah, I got them locked up in cage. Hey, wait? Where's Itachi? Probably going to kill my little sister...o well.)

So enjoy your day and I hope it isn't as cruddy as mine!

See ya!

~From your beloved and recently revived writer

Kunoichi Warrior

PS -
Naruto High School Part 18 is out. Post is just below.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Naruto High School Part 18 - Finally To Home
Naruto High School Part 18

Yeah...yeah...i know... late as usual. It's the third semester, the hardest and longest and boringest semester. Cut me some slack! In any case...it's hard writing fan fiction if you don't have a natural talent for it...and i suck believe me!

In any case here it is! Naruto High School Part 18. When I reach part 20, I'll give you a recap on every other part and give you a quiz!! Yay!!!!!!! (You don't have to take it. But if you do, your OC, even if you don't have on, can go out on a date with your character of choice and {temporarily} replace another character! Isn't that great!?)

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Hinata opened the box. In it was a bunch of....

Candy. Chocolate candy.

"SAY WHa?!" Naruto screamed. "CANDY!!???" He spun around, looking for the ghost. "YOU WANTED US TO FIND YOUR STUPID CANDY?!!!"

Hinata jumped on Naruto and covered his screaming mouth. "SHHH!!! If you anger her, she won't help us in return!"

"Why would I help you?" Amelia said. "The dude in the sunglasses just ate my candy!"

Sasuke punched Shino in the face. "Sorry."

"What?" The chocolate covered Shino said.

Sakura rolled her eyes. "But...we helped you find it! All you asked was to help you find your...multi-million dollar treasure."

"Each of those pieces were 10 cents each."

Sasuke counted the numbers up in his head. "So..Shino ate..."

"...a lot of money." Naruto finished.

"MY BELLY'S RICH!!!!" Shino jumped up in joy.

"WTF???" everyone else said.

"HEY!!!" Ami and Lee yelled from behind the bushes. "We finally found you guys!"

Naruto and Hinata waved. "Hey!!! Bushy Brow! Bushy Brow's girlfriend!"

"She's not my girlfriend," Lee protested. Ami pouted.

Edge and Kamija dragged Itachi over into the clearing. "Your brother fainted...again."

Sasuke laughed. "He does that when he's worried."

"I knew he had to explode soon!" Naruto yelled.

Neko glanced down at Sasuke's ankle. "Are you hurt?'

"Nope...I'm fine," he said, standing up and then tripping again. "Nope..i'm not..."

Neko laughed as she and Sakura helped the invalid out. (Yes, she was casting death glares at the pink haired girl).

"So...everything seemed to turn out fine!" Naruto cheered. "As I expected!"

"You were the one crying like a baby and screaming like a girl..." Hinata muttered, writing down the happy ending in her omipresent notebook.

Amelia groaned. "So...I ended up losing all my chocolates...I hate you...."

Itachi (yes he woke up) poked the ghost girl. "Wow...enticing! Interesting! Marvelous! This discovery will make me millions! I'M GONNA BE RICH AND MOVE OUT OF THIS STINKN' TOWN!!!!"

"Ahem..." Sasuke glared at his brother.

"Of course I wouldn't forget you..." Itachi said as innocently as possible (which is...well...impossible).

Sasuke frowned. "Whatever."

"What about me?" Aileena asked. Itachi ignored her.

Hikari shivered, rubbing her arms and jumping up and down. "PLEASE! LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE! It's freakin' cold!!!"

Edge and Itachi helped Sasuke walk. "I've already informed the police. They should be sending a rescue team soon."

"Thank you, Edge. At least there's a student here that isn't crazy," Itachi said.

"Hey!" everybody else objected.

Naruto brushed off the snow off of his shoulders. "Hey, everybody...let's just go home."

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And that's the end! Get you the next part as soon as I can. Enjoy!

~From you recently (but not for long) revived writer...
Kunoichi Warrior

P.S- Sorry it's so short!

Oh and did you see Naruto Shippuden! IT WAS SOO AWESOME!!!

And if you read the manga...did you know...KURENAI'S PREGNANT??!!!!

Too bad...Asuma died. *cries*

Bye again!
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Thursday, February 15, 2007

HEY Y'ALL!!!
What's up? Yay! Delayed Opening today so i don't have to be at school until later!

Happy Late Valentine's day!

Next set of questions!

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Naruto: Hey! We're back and ready to roll with more questions! If you wanna ask us questions, just PM Kunoichi Warrior k?

Sakura: Question Number one:

1) Which girl/boy in Naruto do you like the most?

Ino: Sasuke-kun's gonna pick me!

Sasuke: ...nope.... Next question

2) This Valentine's Day, do you have someone special?

Shikamaru: What does that question mean?

Kakashi: Something to do with love.

Itachi: Such a complicated emotion....

Sasuke: *nods in agreement and goes to sulk in emo corner*

Naruto: Next Question!

3) Anybody confess their love to you?

Sasuke: Sakura and Ino for the millionth time.

Itachi: I killed all my fan girls

Random Itachi Fan Girl (AKA my little sister Meiko!: HI!!!

Itachi: DAMN! I missed one...

Naruto well...that ends this session. See ya next time and just wait! Naruto High School Part 18 will be out soon! Kunoichi Warrior's little sister killed her...again.

Sasuke: So see ya! And one more thing....

What did you think of Naruto Shippuden? (I think i spelled that wrong....) And if you didn't watch it, do you want to?

Note: Naruto Shippuden is the time skip thingy!

Naruto and Crew: Signing off!

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Just answer the damned questions, okay? When i get revived, I'll type down my story.

~From the Spirit of your beloved and retarded author
Kunoichi Warrior
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Friday, February 9, 2007

^.^ Bored...
In any case...just to let you know...Naruto High School Part 18 is almost done! Yay! Should be out soon.

Now, cause I'm bored and I DO NOT want to work on a 500 word (it's easy) essay to get into some lame school that goes on during MY summer vacation I'm going to ask some random questions. Please answer them! Here we go!

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Naruto: HELLO EVERYBODY! I'M THE HOST OF THE Q & A SECTION OF KUNOICHI WARRIOR'S HOMEPAGE!!!!

Me: SHUT UP! It's my site...so I'm the host.

Gaara: OOOO! You made her mad!

Me: SHUT UP! Anyways...if you have any questions to ask the cast of Naruto then here is the place to go! But right now...I have questions for you! FROM THE CAST OF NARUTO!!!!

Lee: Yeah, yeah, *pushes me off stage* LET'S PARTY!!!!

Naruto: First the questions! Like...

1) Who kicks more butt?
A) Naruto
B) Kakashi
C) Sakura
D) Sasuke
F) SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!!

Naruto: I pick A!!!

Sakura: No duh...I pick C

Sasuke: But you never do anything.

Silence.....

Naruto: In any case! Let's move along!

2) Which Hokage to you like the most?

Kakashi: The Fourth...he much better looking....

Itachi: ...RIIIIGHT! Next question

3) Which member of the Akatsuki do you like the most?

Itachi: Pick me or die. Everybody else sucks and Puppet Dude, Hidan, and What's-his-face, already died.

Sasuke: Nii-san...don't you mean Sasori-san, Hidan-san, and Kakuzu-san?

Itachi: Hey?! You called me 'Nii-san!'

Sasuke: *covers mouth*

Naruto: Next question!

4) Which version of Naruto is so much better
A) Japanese
B) English

Naruto: DUDES!!! IT'S DATTEBAYO! NOT BELIEVE IT! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!!

Itachi: They make me sound like a snob

Sasuke: Cause you are...you didn't really say much.

Itachi: That's cause I never appeared. Stupid slow English version

Orochimaru: In Japan, I sound evil. In English, I sound plain gay.

Sasuke: ...Itachi, save me.

Itachi: Get raped by Oro.

Sasuke: PLZ! *does puppy dog eyes*

Itachi; .... Must ignore...must ignore....

Naruto: And Finally....

5) Who's the best character in the series?

1) Naruto
2) Naruto
3) Naruto
4) Naruto

Naruto: Enjoy voting!!!!

Gaara: There's something wrong with the last question....oh well!!!

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Comments are welcome and please, just answer the damned questions...even if they are that stupid.
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Hey, y'all!
I'm bored outta freakin' hell and my sister killed me (again).

Part 18 will be out...eventually...sorry again.

Drats! 299...or maybe by now.... YES! I got 300 hits! Thank you so much!!!!!!

Well...i'm not dead (aside from the fact that she killed me...again).
I'm really busy with everything and i have to write an essay, which i'm not very good at, about school, which i hate. Put two and two together and you get (well duh!) FOUR!!!!

Had three tests today, Spanish (easy), Vocab (easy), Math (sorta easy). Again...i probably failed all three!

Well...when I get resurected....i'll promise i'll get back with some updates...and yes...before my sister kills me..again.....

~You're beloved (and dead) writer, Kunoichi Warrior

PS - ....nothing....nevermind....


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