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Tuesday, December 12, 2006


Naruto High School Part 16 - Again on Hold. But hey look! It's some Reunion Fics!
Again sorry! Man, i just can't seem to do it. I just have a project that i gotta do and I'm tired, too.

Well here's a little something to cheer you up... my sister's fan fiction!

If you read Reunion parts 1,2,3 (look in my archives, they're somewhere) here's 4 and 5! Hope you like!

Reunion Part 4: Something Worth Fighting For

"Sasuke, that's it," Itachi suddenly said. He surprised himself, his mouth having a mind of its own. "I killed your family. Just leave me alone," he mumbled. He suddenly felt the ANBU's grip loosen from his arms. Then, the cloth that covered his eyes was untied.

"Sasuke! Stop!" Tsunade yelled. Sasuke ignored the Godaime Hokage, helping his older brother up.

"You're right. You did. You killed our clan," Sasuke slowly admitted. "But, I don't want you to hurt yourself...because then you'd leave me alone...by myself." Itachi stared at his younger brother. "You heard me before. I forgive you, so please stop hurting yourself over it."

"Sasuke..." Itachi whispered, standing up. "You do know how much you are sacrificing for me. It's not worth it." Sasuke shook his head.

"We're brothers Nii-san," he grinned at him. "Don't forget it."

"Sasuke, what...?" Itachi couldn't help but mutter. Sasuke was standing right there, protecting him as if he was his own older brother. "Sasuke, don't throw Konoha's trust away. That's the most important thing for you, now." He looked up at the Godaime Hokage. "I'll be leaving, now,"

Then, just out of the blue, Sasuke turned around, giving Itachi a clean punch on the face. Itachi felt that his younger brother was holding back, but it still hurt. "Don't say that!" Sasuke told him, anger rising in his voice.

"What are you doing, Uchiha Sasuke!?" Tsunade groaned. She still wasn't intending to start a huge ruckus quite yet. Sasuke didn't pay any attention to the drunk Hokage. Itachi stared at the younger Uchiha with some concern.

"Sasuke, I can't stay with you," Itachi murmured, fingering the place where Sasuke punched him. "Konoha won't let me back into the village, no matter how much you beg them, no matter how many reasons you give them." Sasuke glared at him with anger and sadness. His expression quickly changed back to normal as he said,

"I don't care. They'll take you back somehow," Sasuke tried to say that as assuringly as he could. Itachi still stared at his brother in disbelief.

"Sasuke, what are you saying? I killed your family, remember?" Itachi yelled, getting frustrated. Why didn't Sasuke listen to his words nine years ago?

"If you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and live in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And when your eyes are the same as mine, come before me."

"Not my family, nii-san," Sasuke said so quietly that Itachi could barely hear him. "Our family. Didn't I tell you? We're brothers, no matter what you do, no matter what you say." Itachi groaned, Sasuke using his own tactics against him.

Tsunade sighed. "I warned you, Uchiha. Get out of the way, and let us capture that stubborn brother of yours." Obviously she was talking about 'Uchiha Sasuke'. The Hokage stepped forward, finally getting serious.

"No," Sasuke protested. The young Uchiha stood his ground, glaring at the approaching Medical Specialist. Tsunade's fist clenched, slightly lifting. Her eyes, turned to the left, Sasuke feeling confident that her attack was going to the left. Itachi saw what was coming. Sasuke was feeling hesitant, and he was going to make another careless move. When her punch to the right surprised the young Uchiha, Itachi pushed him out of the way, and dodging the punch just barely.

"Nii-san?" Sasuke mumbled, looking at his brother who just saved him. Itachi grabbed the Sannin's fist, throwing the girl to the ground. It really seemed that Itachi wasn't afraid to hit a women. "You saved me?" Sasuke said, his gaze not leaving the older Uchiha.

Itachi couldn't help but smirk. "We're brothers. Don't forget it." a grin spread across the younger Uchiha's face.

"Right!" Sasuke said, his heart getting filled once more. Itachi nodded, about to engage in a fight with Tsunade-sama, until Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Neji, Hinata, and Rock Lee burst into the room.

"Aha!" Naruto yelled, his loud, annoying voice filling everyone's ears. "You!" He pointed an accusing finger at the elder Uchiha, who kept his grip on Tsunade's wrist, just as he did with Sasuke at episode 84. "Uchiha Itachi!"

Itachi's gaze turned to the group of shinoibi that just arrived. Sasuke, who was about to plunge into battle with the Godaime Hokage, too, regained his balance and stared at his friends. "What are you all doing here?" he said, hiding a kunai behind his back just in case.

"Sasuke-kun, what were you doing?" Sakura cried, her hands shaking. It must have been hard for that particular kunoichi, because the love of her life and her idol were about to begin a serious battle. "What's going on here?"

Kakashi's lone eye swiveled to the direction of the elder Uchiha, also prepared for another battle with him. "This is Uchiha Itachi?" Rock Lee asked Naruto. Naruto didn't say anything to the curious youth-loving shinobi, he just simply nodded.

"Uchiha Itachi...?" Hinata murmured, both Hyuuga's Byakugan flaring on while they both got into the Gentle Fist stance. "I heard you talk a little about your encounters with him earilier...right?"

"It's one against seven," Kakashi suddenly said, his hand reaching into his kunai pouch that was strapped on his right leg. "It would be wise to surrender, seeing that one of them is one of the Sannin."

"No," Sasuke suddenly said bravely. "It's two against six." The younger Uchiha stood boldly behind his older brother, his hand holding the kunai slightly shaking. Now, of all nights, Christmas Eve, he was turning against his own friends to join his older brother again...

"Sasuke!" Naruto growled. "What do you think you're doing? I thought you wanted to kill him!" his finger that was pointing directly at Itachi was now shaking, too. "Why are you turning against us...?"

"Because..." Sasuke mumbled. "He changed! I know it! We can trust him now. Can't we give him a second chance?" He stared almost pleadingly at the female Sannin that was held back by the elder Uchiha.

Tsunade didn't pay any attention to anyone in the room. She raised her fist again, about to attack the Uchiha, until, again, Itachi broke her wrist, the exact same way he did to Sasuke. Sasuke slightly winced, seeing the sight of that move brought back painful memories.

"Grrgh..." Tsunade growled, clutching her right wrist with her left hand, about to heal herself. Itachi didn't give her a chance to conjure up her chakra. He kicked her off her feet before anything healing could occur, blasting the Hokage to the wall.

"Nii-san," Sasuke murmured, staring at the already knocked out Tsunade. "Please, don't kill anyone else." Itachi's gaze then turned back to Sasuke, concern reaching his eyes. Sasuke stared right at his older brother's eyes, even with the knowledge of the consequences of staring into a Sharingan eyes.

Naruto finally withdrew his accusing finger, joining it with the rest of his fingers, forming a fist. "You're not getting away this time!" Uzumaki recklessly charged for the elder Uchiha who dodged the move, grabbing his foot and holding him up into the air, upside-down.

"You're forcing me to fight," he simply said to the hanging Kitsune before tossing him aside.

"What does he mean, 'you're forcing me to fight'?" Kiba whispered to TenTen, who just shrugged.

"Probably because he does not want to fight," Kakashi simply put it. "Uchiha Itachi...What his your purpose of coming back to Konoha again?" Itachi stayed silent, staring at the group of shinobi.

"Teme!" Naruto's voice came from behind Itachi, his fist still clenched, leaping right at the Uchiha. Itachi dodged the attack. as if it was nothing, grabbing Naruto's fist, holding him up high enough so his feet didn't even touch the ground.

"I told you, you're forcing me to fight. Just leave me alone, and I will leave you alone, you've got that?" Itachi growled, shaking Naruto. Naruto, who was getting desprate, tried kicking Itachi, but that just caused him to get thrown over to the wall again.

Right when that happened, Tsunade punched the side of the older Uchiha's face, comepletely surprising him. "Nani...?" Itachi mumbled, the strength of the Hokage blasting him to the other side of the room.

"Nii-san!" Sasuke yelled, running over to him. Tsunade was awakened by Sakura earilier, and her wrist was healed by the young kunoichi, too. Itachi was the one knocked out cold, but not dead, because Tsunade only used half of her super-strength. "Wake up..." Sasuke mumbled, kneeling down next to his older brother. Sasuke suddenly felt Kakashi grip his shoulder gently.

"Look..." Kakashi said, thinking of something comforting to say to Sasuke.

"You don't have to say anything," Sasuke quietly muttered when the ANBU who captured Itachi got back up again and dragged the Uchiha away again. "You don't..."


So sad *cries*

Reunion Part 5: Akatsuki Arrives!

"Teme!" Naruto's voice came from behind Itachi, his fist still clenched, leaping right at the Uchiha. Itachi dodged the attack. as if it was nothing, grabbing Naruto's fist, holding him up high enough so his feet didn't even touch the ground.

"I told you, you're forcing me to fight. Just leave me alone, and I will leave you alone, you've got that?" Itachi growled, shaking Naruto. Naruto, who was getting desprate, tried kicking Itachi, but that just caused him to get thrown over to the wall again.

Right when that happened, Tsunade punched the side of the older Uchiha's face, comepletely surprising him. "Nani...?" Itachi mumbled, the strength of the Hokage blasting him to the other side of the room.

"Nii-san!" Sasuke yelled, running over to him. Tsunade was awakened by Sakura earilier, and her wrist was healed by the young kunoichi, too. Itachi was the one knocked out cold, but not dead, because Tsunade only used half of her super-strength. "Wake up..." Sasuke mumbled, kneeling down next to his older brother. Sasuke suddenly felt Kakashi grip his shoulder gently.

"Look..." Kakashi said, thinking of something comforting to say to Sasuke.

"You don't have to say anything," Sasuke quietly muttered when the ANBU who captured Itachi got back up again and dragged the Uchiha away again. "You don't..." Sasuke turned around and dashed outside, pushing away all happy Christmas carolers in the road. It probably was just a trick that Itachi confessed.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura called, trying to run after him, only to be held back by Kakashi. The white haired Jounin shook his head solemnly at the pink haired kunoichi. "But, sensei," Sakura protested.

"Didn't I tell you before in the preliminary rounds?" Kakashi said quietly to the concerned girl. "Sometimes sympathetic words don't make the situation better. Just leave it be, Sakura."

"But..." Naruto began to protest, too. "But Sasuke really seemed upset and..." Kakashi shook his head again. Naruto frowned, but stayed quiet. Sakura stared at Naruto at first in amazement that the young Kitsune actually listened to his sensei. Then he stared out into the snowy distance, wondering how Sasuke was doing.

"Sasuke-kun...I hope you're all right."

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"Gh...Let me go," Itachi groaned, struggling against the ANBU's grip right when he awakened. "There's no need to capture me..."

"Actually, yes, there is," Tsunade sighed. She really didn't want to go through this trouble, especially on Christmas Eve. "You killed the Uchiha Clan, therefore weakening Konoha's defense. And by doing so, you also endangered one of the world's most precious doujutsu...Sharingan."

"Do you think I care about the damned Sharingan?" Itachi growled brutally at the Godaime Hokage. "Just let me go...Or else."

"Humph. Or else what? Do you think you can take us all on, including me, a Sannin?" Tsunade challenged the prodigious, yet dangerous Uchiha. "Times have changed, Itachi-chan." Itachi frowned, mainly at the use of the honorific 'chan'.

"Shut up. You have no idea..." Itachi said menacingly. "I don't want to kill you all, because it is not necessary, and it is not going to help anyone."

"Such odd words for someone who killed thier own family," one Black Ops ANBU ninja shook his head. The other shinobi didn't say a word, staring down at the still struggling older Uchiha.

"If you use your head, those words won't sound odd at all," Itachi retorted. Dispite his respectful appearance, Itachi proved to be rude at times. "I killed those useless beings because it was necessary. You won't get anything else out of me, now."

Tsunade groaned. "I don't want to handle him right now. Let's take care of the Uchiha predicament after Christmas Day. For now, just lock him up, and blindfold him. Keep him alive, but don't let him regain too much strength. Make sure that no one gets to him."

"Hai!" all the ANBU immediately responded. They swiftly ran off with the captured Uchiha Itachi, to a special jail for special criminals. Once they reached the destination, they turned to face Itachi, their tight grip loosening on him.

"Heh. What are you guys doing here?" Itachi asked, not moving a single muscle.

"I knew you would figure us out. Amazing that this Genjutsu wasn't found out by the all-famous Godaime Hokage Tsunade-sama," a familiar voice especially to Itachi came from under the masks. The Genjustu was dispelled from the three ANBU Black Ops members.

They're true identities were Hosigaki Kisame, Deidara of Iwa and (I don't care if he's dead) Akasuna no Sasori. "Itachi-san, we came to get you back. Why did you run away like that, anyway?"

"That's none of your concern," Itachi mumbled as an answer, standing up. "Just leave me alone. I don't want anything to do with the organization Akatsuki anymore." Kisame's two odd-looking eyes widened as he winced.

"NANI!?" Kisame yelped in surprise. Deidara and Sasori covered the half-shark's mouth before he could yell anything else. ("Shut up, Kisame!" Deidara groans) "Wh-What do you mean?" the shark dropped his voice to a lower tone.

"I meant what I said. I don't want anything to do with you guys," Itachi said, turning around and about to jump away until one of Sasori's puppets latched onto him.

"Well, uh," Kisame stuttered. "You're still part of our organization if you're wearing that cloak with the red clouds on it!" Deidara bonked his fellow Akatsuki member's head, but didn't say anything.

"Well, if you say so, then," Itachi groaned, getting impatient. He kicked off the puppet, and in the process his Akatsuki cloak was left on the ground. The older Uchiha tried not to shivier in the cold weather.

"Tch. Uh," Deidara said, trying to play along. "You're still part of the Akatsuki if you're wearing that ring 'Shu'."

Itachi groaned, getting frustrated. "Fine." He slowly removed the scarlet ring from his right ring finger, dropped in on the ground, crushing it under is foot. "You happy yet?" the impatient Uchiha demanded.

"The headband! As long as you wear that crossed out headband, you're still part of the Akatsuki!" Sasori suggested, trying to hide his desprate expression. "Geez, this kid is so persistent," Akasuna no Sasori muttered under his breath.

"You know, you people are persistent, too," Itachi growled at his old so called 'friends' or the better word might have been allies. The Prodigy Uchiha reached to the back of his head, slowly untying his old crossed out headband, letting it slip to the snowy ground. "There, I'm goi-"

"No! Not yet. You're still part of the Akatsuki if you still have that nail polish!" It was obvious that Kisame was not totally desprate. Itachi groaned.

"I won't pay any attention to you...now leave, and don't you dare come back," Itachi said. "Go." The Akatsuki members wouldn't budge. "Humph. It'd be useless to kill you all."

"Do you honestly think you can kill all three of us at the same time? Just as the Godaime Hokage-sama said-Times have changed," Sasori announced boldly. Kisame shook his head, indicated for them to just leave and come back later.

"I'll just leave, then, if there's nothing else important for you to tell me," Itachi sighed, ignoring his desprate old allies and dashed away, abandoning them in the snow. Once he was out of sight, he had to shiver slightly. Even as a genius-he had to admit, it was really freezing that night.


Okay, hope you like it! And give me some feedback so i can tell her, kay.

By the way, i'm the older more carefree and lazy sister. She's the serious type that tends to be way to sensitve.

Bye! I'll type it down tomorrow!

~Kunoichi Warrior~


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Sunday, December 10, 2006


HI!
Sup y'all! Did you have a great weekend. So sorry, but i really can't type my story today. It'll be interesting, starring the NaruHina and the SasuSaku relationships.

Yes, Gaara's an idiot, but he's a HOT idiot! There you go!

Anyways...if you are bored...i totally understand how you feel. In the mean time...my writer's block came back (OH NO!!!!). Just wait, i'll get part 16 out soon!

Yay! Thank you again for your patience and support!

From:

~Kunoichi Warrior~

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Friday, December 8, 2006


Naruto High School Part 15 - Ghosts and Other Things
Hey, thanks for all the feedback throughout the series. I really didn't think that it would be good.

Thank you again!

Anyways, let's begin!

Hope this is longer....

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Itachi leaned back against the tree and sighed. Finally, everybody (that is, in sight) was awake. And safe. The Uchiha wiped a bead of sweat from his unblemished forehead. "Who knew i could be sweating in this cold winter. Alright, let's do a quick head count."

21, they were missing 4!

Naruto gulped. "Where are we?"

"Is this hell?" Kiba asked in a squeaky voice. Akamaru shook his head.

"You'll be going to hell if you don't follow my directions...we're missing four people," Itachi said.

Edge took a quick note. "Aburame Shino, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke and...some weird guy."

Ami glanced at the senior. "How'd you know that?"

"He stole my lucky clipboard, that's why," Kamija pouted.

Hikari and Hinata pulled out their camaras and snapped pictures of everybody. "This is going to make a great story!" Hinata yelled. Hikari smiled and nodded in agreement.

The weird kid popped out from under the snow, scaring the wits out of Kiba and Naruto who claimed that they had to change their pants.

"Woot, that was fun! Let's do that again!" the kid exclaimed.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "I'm a genius, Kisame. I know that's you."

The kid growled and pulled off his hat. "I just wanted to go on the trip and not clean."

"That's what you get for the laughing gas incident," Kurohotaru said.

Neko shudded. "That was a nightmare."

Aileena smiled and shot her fist up into the air. (Aileena is my sister's and friend's OC. What? I had to add her in. My little sister bites! Anyway, all you need to know about her is that she's obsessed with Itachi). "Don't worry! Itachi-kun's gonna save us all, he's awesome!"

"It's Itachi-sensei, not Itachi-kun," the Uchiha corrected. "What am i gonna do? We lost all our bags, got lost in the forest, have 3 people missing and I've just started teaching and I really can't stand kids. I don't think I can handle 21 kids...I mean 20 kids and one useless janitor by myself. Besides...Mom's spirit is gonna haunt me if i don't find Sasuke soon...AWWW MAN!!!" Itachi groaned, banging his head on a nearby evergreen tree.

"He really does need a yoga class..." Neko whispered. Again, Hikari just nodded.

Ino turned to Shikamaru. "You're going to have to carry me. I don't wanna ruin these shoes!"

Shikamaru groaned. "Then why the hell did you wear them?"

"Who are we missing again?" Neji asked, fixing his nose up from the fall.

"Aburame Shino, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke," Edge repeated.

Lee glanced around. "I shall find Sakura-san and rescue her from the clutches of this haunted forest filled with ghastly beings, ghosts, ghouls, and-"

"WHOULD YOU GET TO THE POINT?!" Tenten shrieked, slamming her fist on Lee's head.

"I like cookies," Gaara said randomly.

Kankuro and Temari groaned. "Back to the drawing board with the therapist."

"Ghosts? H-haunted f-forest? Gh-houls?" Naruto stuttered.

Kiba smirked. "What's the matter? Afraid?"

"NEVER!" Naruto protested. The blonde stood up. "I AM NOT AFRAID OF GHOSTS!"

Itachi sighed. "Instead of just sitting here and freezing to death, maybe it's better if we find the missing people."

Of course, people were so busy chit-chating, that they didn't realize a dark figure approching them.
Little do they know, this place REALLY IS haunted, but not with what you think.

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Shino landed right in front of a run down shack. It made creepy noises and had a rotten sign hanging from it that said in big red letters, "No Trespassing or else, unless it's your shift." Except the 'f' from 'shift' was missing so...do the math.

"Shift?" Shino asked. As if on cue, the sign fell off and said, 'yes, shift.' The bug collector blinked and walked into the falling apart building. He saw many things, tools, a chain saw, unfinished math homework (Itachi-sensei's gonna flip!), especially disguses as ghosts, ghouls, ghastly beings, and a one eyed Santa. A smile formed on his face. It's time for a bit of fun.

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Sasuke's ankle was bleeding pretty badly. Sakura bit her lip, pressing a cloth she ripped from her jacket onto the Uchiha's ankle. He had saved her from a harsh fall and then twisted his ankle in the process.

"Sakura...where's Itachi-nii-san?" Sasuke asked, sitting up.

Sakura simply replied. "I don't know. All i remember is Naruto saying 'BOOM' and then something exploded...."

Sasuke leaned back against the stone. "It's alright, Sakura, i can walk...." he cringed as he got up on his feet and then fell back down again.

"Oh....Itachi-sensei, Naruto...anybody..." Sakura pleaded with the sky. "Help!"

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There was so much screaming that Itachi couldn't concentrated. "SHUT UP YOU GODDAMNED KIDS! GEEZ!"

"GHOST!" Naruto screamed, grabbing Hinata and hiding behind the tree.

"Cool, another great story!" Hinata said, readying her camara like a weapon. "Ah, this year is perfect for my jounalistic ethics!"

Gaara walked up to the ghost (and if you hadn't guessed...is---Nah, can't tell you anymore). "Hi, my name is Gaara, what's yours?"

The ghost's reply was a grunt.

"Man, you're mean," Gaara said, walking back to his siblings.

Ino screamed and clutched onto Shikamaru, who, for some weird reason, felt quite satisfied.

Lee showed off some of his martial arts moves. "I shall protect this class with my life!"

Itachi suddenly started laughing. Immedietely, even the ghost, suddenly said, "ITACHI-SENSEI'S LAUGHING! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!" Well, everybody except for Aileena.

"Cute laugh," Aileena sighed dreamily.

"Jokes over, Shino," Itachi said. But the ghost was gone, leaving nothing but a cloth in it's place.

"Hm...i could have sworn...well, you can't be right all the time," Itachi murmmered. "Naruto, get out of there. The ghost is gone."

Hinata managed to drag Naruto out. "C'mon, Naruto."

Kiba smirked. "Chicken."

"I'LL SHOW YOU CHICKEN!" Naruto barked.

"Guys!" Hikari yelled. Hinata stomped on both Kiba's and Naruto's feet and bonked their heads together cartoon style.

"We're totally forgeting what we REALLY need to do," Kamija said.

Ami nodded and smiled, casting sidelong glances at Lee, who gave her a good guy pose back. Edge sighed. "What we need to do is find Shino-kohai, Sasuke-kun, and Sakura-chan."

"In one piece," Kurohotaru added.

"Of course, although i'm sure i'm going to leave my nose behind," Neji said, fixing it again.

Naruto stood up. "YUP! Let's go!" he yelled dashing in a certain direction.

Everyone stared. "Doesn't he know that that's the direction where the ghost came from?" Hikari asked.

"Oh boy," Hinata groaned, dashing after her potential boyfriend.

"HEY!" Itachi said. "I swear, i'm gonna have a heart attack if one more bad thing happens."

Suddenly, Gaara shrieked, Temrai yelped, Kisame hid behind Kankuro, and Naruto and Hinata crawled back to the group, blood dripping down from a small gash on their cheeks.

"Oh boy," Itachi said, fainting on the spot.

Edge sighed. "We're never gonna get out of here alive are we?"

Kamija's reply was a simple head shake, which was the universal body language of, "No."

"Oh boy," Hikari groaned. Ami and Kurohataru didn't say anything, since they were too busy keeping Aileena from doing anything dirty to Itachi-sensei.

"SOMEBODY HELP!!!!" Neko screamed.

"What a drag..." Shikamaru groaned.

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Alright, that's just about it for now. Hope you like this chapter!

Man, this took me a while to make up. Not really my best work, though.

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Thursday, December 7, 2006


Naruto High School Part 14 - The Bus Ride: Problems Arise!
Yes, everybody goes on this trip...snowboarders included, so don't you worry your little heads about it!

Thank you all! I just reach exactly 200 hits today! This is the best site ever! And I have to thank all of you for your support in this story. If not, then i wouldn't have any idea what the hell to do, so thanks again!

Anyway, you all don't want me to blab all day long, so let's get on with the story! By the way, this is a Christmasy theme, just to let you all know.

I finally got over my writer's block (just for a little bit, at least)! So on with the story!

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"Nii-san..." Sasuke groaned, hauling a large bag over his shoulder. "Is all this stuff, really nessecary?"

Itachi tied his hair back and replied. "Yes. Considering how clumsy and uncoordinated your class is, we're going to have a lot of injuries."

"But isn't 5 bags, two for clothing and normal stuff for taking a trip, and 3 bags filled with medicine a bit extreme?" Sasuke asked. "But then again...you are sorta right..."

Itachi winked at Sasuke. "Don't worry. Everything is going to be alright. I promise."

"But you never keep your promises."

"Shut that yap up."

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Mr. Yamanaka gasped as Ino came down the stairs followed by a hunched-back Shikamaru.

"Carry my eight bags over there," Ino ordered while examining her newly manicured nails.

"Yes, Ino," Shikamaru said. Man, girls are so troublesome. I can't believe I accepted this dare from Naruto. Do whatever Ino tells you to..blah...blah...blah! When this is over with, Uzumaki Naruto was dead. Ya hear me? DEAD! D-E-D! o wait, there was a 'A' in dead. D-A-E-D!" Or was it the other way around?

"Shikamaru, don't look at me. It's very bad for my skin," Ino said. "I want to look perfect in front of Sasuke!"

Damn that Uchiha, always getting the spotlight. What the hell was up with that? "Alright..."

Geez, girls care more about nails and skin than their lives.

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On the Bus

"Geez...it's to troublesome to take care of 25 teenagers at once," Itachi groaned.

Sasuke rumaged through his backpack. "Not really, Nii-san. You are a sorta good leader."

Itachi raised an eyebrow. "Sort of?"

"Well, sometimes, you're just a nag..." Sasuke muttered, pulling out his cell phone.

"Nag?" Itachi inquired. "I'll just pretend I didn't hear that."

"Yeah, you do that," Sasuke said.

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The back of the bus was noisy. Very noisy. Naruto, Kiba, Chouji, and Shikamaru were singing Christmas Carols in the back. Not to suggest that they were bad singers. In fact, they were quite good, but everyonce in a while, they foursome did hit a note that was, well, strange.

"JINGLE BELLS, GAARA SMELLS, KIBA LAID AN EGG! SHINO CHOKED HIMSELF ON STRINGS AND NEJI LEARNED BALLET, HEY!"

Sakura sighed. Boys were just annoying. She pulled out her cellphone and noticed a text message from Sasuke. She smiled.

Ino looked at Sakura suspiciously. "Why are you smiling?"

"Oh, nothing," Sakura replied, texting the younger Uchiha back.

Naruto dashed over to where Sasuke was sitting. "You know what happened to a guy that shot himself in these woods?"

"What?" Sasuke asked, although he was obviously not intrested and was only paying attention to Sakura's text message.

"His head went...BOOM!"

Unfortunately, that's when the back of the bus blew up and the bus suddenly jerked to the side and the busy dove off the busy highway and into the woods.

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Ouch! So much for that. Sorry about the cliffy, but i hope you enjoy it! Next part shall be out soon, now that my writer's block has temporarily ended!

AND I HAVE NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!! WHOPPEE!!!!!! So i will have time to type it down!

Thanx again for supporting this story and for the 200 hits!

Sorry it was short.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006


Hello!
Hello everybody. I really can't type anything today, again. Next shall be the beginning of the skii trip, so get ready. That's when all the trouble begins, and romance, too!

Anyways... how are you guys? I'm like, bored right now. My sister is busy watching Naruto episodes and staring her eyes out on her 'Itachi-chan.'

She really scares me.

Well, My sister posted the next part on her reunion fic, so just copy and paste this link and click on fiction. What you are looking for is Reunion Part 4. I love her stories, so check them out, although mine are funnier.

Have a great day everybody!

~Kunoichi Warrior~

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Tuesday, December 5, 2006


Sup?
Sorry, no story today! I'm quite busy.

Anyways, how is everyone doing. I'm bored. Bordem can to a lot to you.

I got one wrong on my science test. That sucked.

Today is my friend's birthday. Happy Birthday Kelsey.

In my class, you get one person in that class that you have to be their 'Secret Santa.' In other words, you have to be nice and give them presents.

It sucks. I got one weird guy.

Anyway, hope you all have a better day than me!

~Kunoichi Warrior~

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Sunday, December 3, 2006


Naruto High School part 13 - Popularity Compitition
Finally! An idea! Sorry for the long wait. I just don't have the mental capacity to think on one thing for more than 7 minutes. (To put it short, i have a short attention span).

Hope you enjoy this part.

Note: There's about 300 kids at this high school. And no, i'm not listing any OCs on the popularity list. That's just because i don't want people to think i favor some over others. I'm just beeing fair here.
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The Popularity List was out. Millions of teens stared at the long list, only concentrating on the top 5. Whoever made it there was popular for life!

"WHAT???!!!!" Naruto barked. "Number 276???!!!! Why would i be down there?!"

Kiba shrugged. "Maybe because you're so loud and noisy and you like to play pranks on people? Besides, people in the top five are supposed to be 'attractive.'"

"BUT I'M HANDSOME!!!!!!" Naruto yelled.

Sasuke groaned. "It's all about sex appeal. I hate popularity compitions. It's stupid and pointless. Who cares about all that stuff?"

"Aparently, Naruto," Chouji replied, munching in his chips. "At least you scored higher than me, Naruto. I'm number 300!"

Shikamaru sighed. "109. Whatta drag."

Ino slapped Shikamaru. "I can't go out with you! You're not popular!"

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE TOP FIVE EITHER, INO!?" Shikamaru yelled.

"Quiet down," Itachi barked. "Popularity lists...hate them. Anyways, you two are fighting like an old married couple."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Like you and Takara-sensei are going to be."

"SHUT UP!!!!!" Itachi yelled. "I'M SO GONNA GET YOU!!!"

The younger Uchiha snapped his fingers and Kisame dashed in with a garbage can, ramming Itachi into the trash.

"Thanks," Sasuke said.

Itachi blew a strand of hair and wiped off the milkshake on his eyes. "I'm going to kill you when i get home."

Naruto lifted a finger and swipped some of the milkshake off Itachi's head. "Strawberry, my favorite!"

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"I'm number 8? YES!" Kiba yelled. "IN YOUR FACE, SHINO!!"

"No matter, bugs will beat dogs any day," the calm Bug user said.

"Wanna bet?" Kiba challenged.

"Bring it on!"

"It shall be brung!" Kiba said.

Sasuke corrected, "You mean, 'It shall be brought,' right?"

Ino sighed. "What i don't get is why i'm not on the top 5."

"No freshmen ever gets to the top 5. You have to have a lot of fangirls and guys to chase you up there," Naruto stated. "I checked the yearbooks."

Gaara sighed. "I'm number 6! Soo close!"

Sasuke stood up. "When will they reveal the top five?"

"At the end of the day, when all the nominees are stated and the votes are counted," Naruto said

Kiba looked up. "You seem to know a lot about this school."

"My dad's the vice principal, remember. Even if he is stupid."

"Very stupid," the Inuzuka agreed. "Who makes up the lists anyway?"

"WE DO!!!!" Screamed a couple of super energectic voices.

"THE TEACHERS????????? SAY WHA?!" All the students yelped.

Naruto fell to the ground. "No wonder all the ranking is messed up. We had stupid teachers!"

Anko smirked. "Did you say something?" she said, with her fists raised.

Itachi sighed. "Just to let you know, i had nothing to do with this. Nothing at all. They made me figure out the statistics with a horrible math theroy that stated-"

"NO MORE MATH!!!!" Sasuke screeched, covering his brothers mouth. After a couple of seconds, his hand jerked away. "EWW! You licked my hand!?"

"Works every time," Itachi said.

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At the end of the day, everyone hudled around the bulitin board, trying to see their names on the newly revised lists, with the added top five.

"It seems pointless," Sasuke said.

"What a drag," Shikamaru groaned.

"I'M NUMBER 100!" Naruto yelled! "YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!"

Kiba smirked. "But guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm number 10!" Shino barked.

"SAY WHA???!!!" yelled Kiba. Akamaru barked in shock. "I'm number 11!"

"Ha!" Ino said. "Nine. Beat that Sakura."

"I just did. I got number eight," the pink haired girl said. She smirked at the blonde's glares.

Hinata sighed. "12. O well. I scored higher than nose-in-fore-head Neji."

"WAIT, 27?! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!" Neji yelled.

"13! The lucky number!!!" Lee barked. "I BEAT HYUUGA NEJI! YIPPEE! YAHOO!!!

"I can't believe i lost to such a loser...." Neji muttered.

Shikamaru and Chouji were at the bottom. Chouji got 101 and Shikamaru got 78.

"Sasuke-kun," Ino said. "Don't you want to see what you got?"

Sasuke shrugged. "Hit me."

Naruto stared at the list and nearly fainted. "IMPOSSIBLE!!! NUMBER ONE?!!!!"

"SAY WHA??!!!!" the younger Uchiha said. Everyone looked at Sasuke and began to chase him around campus.

Sasuke snapped his fingers. Kisame came in with a garbage can. "Kisame, outside."

"Righto," the fish said, letting Sasuke jump into the can and dragging him outside.

Itachi smirked. "Told you i was going to get ya."

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Not my best work, but i was in a hurry. Hope you like!






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Thursday, November 30, 2006


Naruto High School info
That's it! I'm not accepting any more OCs! Sorry y'all!

1) Kamija
2) Edge
3) Hikari
4) Ami
5) Kurohotaru
6) Neko

If you see your character up there, congrats!
One more thing...just because you character isn't in the story, doesn't mean that i don't like you! Some characters might appear sometimes, other times they're just there. They are used as extras, just in case if i need them, but they will take part in the humor!!!!!!!!

Okay, all the characters are pretty much normal high school students, so i'll just give you this over view of the characters.

Uzumaki Naruto: Class Clown
Uchiha Sasuke: Mr. Perfect
Haruno Sakura: Smartest Girl
Nara Shikamaru: Lazy Dude
Yamanaka Ino: Dumb Blonde (No offense to blondes)
Aburame Shino: ?????
Inuzuka Kiba: Jock
Hyuuga Hinata: Hard Core Journalist
Akamichi Chouji: Something....
Hyuuga Neji: Totally Unlucky
Rock Lee: Busy Brow, but Cool! (Alwasy was! Always will be!)

Now, the teachers! (I made them stupid! Well, some of them)

Gai-sensei: Hyper active gym teacher
Hoshikagi Kisame: Weirdo Janitor
Arashi-sensei: Stupid
Kakashi-sensei: Confused
Takara-sensei: Itachi's girl friend
Anko-sensei: Shitter
Kurenai-sensei: Boring
Asuma-sensei: Hates Shikamaru
Deidara-sensei: Artistic
Itachi-sensei: Freaky Genuis Guy/ Sasuke's Nii-san

OOO! And the sand sibs
Gaara: Weirdo Funny Kida
Kankuro: Totally Random
Temari: Just There

That good enough for you!? Sorry i can't type down my story. I'm like out of ideas! So, hope you enjoy this little segment and I'm going to type some one-shot fanfics for you to entertain ya while you wait for my story! Sorry again for the inconvinience!

From:

~Kunoichi Warrior

P.S - Wish you all a great day!



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Tuesday, November 28, 2006


Naruto High School Part 13 - Popularity Compition- On hold
Sorry guys. Having a bad case of writers block, and my parents won't let me on for a more than half an hour so...think of me in the same problem as arwenundomniel, my friend. Sorry!

Anyway, my life has been a total mess, i'm just so tired. And i'm not feeling so good.

Hope you all understand. I will have my story down by the end of this week.

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Monday, November 27, 2006


Sorry!
I'm so sorry, but i just don't have the time to type down my story! Hope you all understand.

Okay, i have 5 OCs in my story right now....

1) Kamija
2) Edge
3) Hikari
4) Ami
5) Kurohotaru

Still accepting spots so come right up and claim it!!!!!

Okay... See you all later!



~Kunoichi Warrior

P.S: me bored. SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!!!

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