Sunday, November 5, 2006

Naruto High School Part 4 - Laughing Away All Your Problems
Recap (although it isn't exactly needed):


"I'll be the judge of that," said an oddly familiar voice. A voice that Naruto could never forget. The Fourth Hokage (A.k.a.: Dad) walked into the crowded room.

"AHHH!" Naruto screamed again. "How many times can one person get surprised in one day?!" he demanded. "Is there anyone in the staff that isn't weird?"

("Hey," Itachi said.)

The Fourth rolled his eyes. "Nice to see you, too, Naruto. But let's not change the subject." A stern look appeared on his face. "Not only did you start the food fight, but two sophomores were sent to the nurse's office because a french fry poked them."

"Who?" Kiba dared asked.

"Some Hyuuga and a Bushy Brow. Anyway, do you know what this means?" Naruto's father leaned back against the wall.

"DON'T EAT ME!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! YEAH!!!!" Deidara screamed.

The Fourth started laughing. He laughed so hard that he fell of the chair. Five seconds later, he was up again with a happy smile. "Are you kidding? I love a good food fight!" he yelled throwing a fish stick at Naruto.

"Does your dad see a therapist?" Itachi asked.

"He used too. Until the therapist got so weirded out," Naruto said.

"Must run in the family, yeah," Deidara said.

"Hey."

Sasuke was the only one that didn't get caught up in the side conversation. "Does this mean that we're off the hook?"

"You made the school a little more fun, of course it does!" the Fourth Hokage said. "Now, get to class before i give you detention."

"You can't give us detention, we're teachers, yeah," Deidara said.

"I could just fire you."

"Out we go," Itachi and Deidara immediately walked out the door.

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"Dumb locker!!!!" Lee screeched, slamming his fist on the green metal. It flew open and smashed Neji's face.

The Hyuuga genius fingered the bruise on his nose. "Ow! And i just got poked by a french fry at lunch time."

"So many weird things on the first day of school. Crud," Lee muttered. He pulled out his books and followed Neji into the Chemistry Lab.

"Hey! Neji! Lee!" yelled a familiar voice. Tenten and her chestnut colored buns were sitting in the third row. "I saved you a seat!"

The three old friends sat down next to each other and began talking about their summer until their Chem Lab teacher walked in.

"Hello," the shark-like teacher walked in, his shark-like eyes giving the class a once over. "My name is Hoshikagi (i think that's how you spell it) Kisame. I'm the Bio and Chemestry teacher here."

The kids just nodded and wondered why their teacher was half shark.

"Today, I brought in a surprise! Laughing Gas!" Kisame smiled really huge. The kids weren't as enthusiastic as the Shark Teacher was.

Kisame frowned. "Al right kids. If your not gonna smile..." his hand wandered to the container in which the laughing gas was, well, contained, and put his finger on the switch. "Then maybe this'll help." He flicked the switch and immediately put on a gas mask.

You could hear the laughter all the way down the hall.

~~~~~~~~

"DAMN IT!" Itachi yelled. "What the hell is all that laughter. I hate laughter." The older Uchiha stomped out of the classroom and dashed into Kisame's Lab. As soon as he stepped in, Itachi well, started laughing and couldn't stop. It was a rare sight. A VERY rare sight.

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The Freshman class were surprised when Itachi-sensei stormed out of their classroom, muttering something about laughing. Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke poked their heads out of the classroom. There was laughter all the way down the hall.

Sasuke ran to the garbage can and threw up. He'd know that laugh from anywhere although he had never heard it in a long time. "If Ni-san's laughing, than something's very wrong."

Naruto froze. "You're brother, our high strung Homeroom Teacher, laughing? I don't think so."

"That's why I'm going to find out what's up," the younger Uchiha retorted, wiping his mouth and dashing out of the class room.

Shikamaru groaned. "You guys are just making everything more troublesome."

~~~~~~~~~~

"What- the - hell - is - going - on?!" Itachi managed to yell in between laughter.

"He - flipped - switch," Lee gasped. He turned to the Hyuuga twitching on the floor. "I - blame - you."

~~~~~~~~

Sasuke dashed into the class room and seeing his brother laughing on the floor he just stared. Five seconds later he, fainted.

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The paramedics were called because so many teens were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe and Kisame was fired and rehired as the Janitor. Itachi was still trying to get Sasuke to wake up and Naruto laughed himself unconscience.

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So on the First Day of School....
An article by Hyuuga Hinata, journalist of Konoha High School Newspaper: Freshmen Style.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Kiba find out that their homeroom teacher is none other than infamous Itachi Uchiha, aka Sasuke's older brother. Then they meet crazy art teacher Deidara, who keeps saying, "Art... is a BANG!"
At lunch time, Itachi swipes Sasuke's sandwich, causing Naruto to laugh, causing the blonde to slam his fist on the table causing his sandwich to fly into Kiba's face, causing Kiba to throw his sandwich at Naruto, causing Deidara to yell, "Food Fight," causing Itachi, Sasuke, Kiba, Naruto and Deidara to land in the Vice Principal's office.
The VP was none other than Naruto's dad who let them go scot free because he loved food fights.
Then the whole laughing gas and unconscience kids and the paramedics and Kisame's new job and there you go, a whole day, the whole agenda in Konoha High.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kiba stared at the article.

"..."

"This school is nuts," Naruto said. After a few seconds of silence he said, "I like."

"Me too," replied Kiba and Sasuke.

~~~~~~~~~

Part Five to come soon. Enjoy!!!!!
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Naruto High School Part 4 - Laughing Away All Your Problems- Coming Soon.
I'm wondering.... for my Fan fic (which i will be typing soon) which pairings would you want me to do.

I'm definatley doing SasuSaku just because my friends want me too and maybe NaruHina. But give me some suggestions, and i'll post it.

Thanks!
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Friday, November 3, 2006

Um... Stuff
www.tokyopop.com/Meiko

That's my sister's homepage. Check it out.

Oh, and yesterday Hayate's Birthday. Rest in peace and have a great birthday.

Jiraiya's is on November 11th so i wish him a happy birthday (sorta).

Today is my friend, Joyce's birthday. Happy 14 birthday to you!
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Comments
Just to let you know, comments are welcom on my site.

Oh, and my friend wants to join my otaku. I'll tell what his name is when i get it.
Check his site out. He's a great artist.
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Naruto High School Part 3 - Vice Principal... Uzumaki???
If you read the title, then you know....

And it's only their first day and everything... well... is weird.

Recap:

"I just have a ham sandwich," Naruto said.

"Left over steak," Kiba muttered.

Sasuke sighed. "I make my own lunch." He opened his lunchbox and pulled out a thermos and a sandwich.

"Lucky," Naruto said. "My dad is too lazy to make anything."

Sasuke smirked and picked up his sandwich. Just when he was about to take a bit, a hand swooped down and took his sandwich.

"Ni-san!" Sasuke protested.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "You always were a good cook." But his mouth was full so it sounded more like, "Ugh alwas ver a vo co."

Naruto laughed and slammed his fist on the table. His sandwich flew and landed on Kiba's face.

"Uzumaki!!!!" Kiba yelled.

Thus, you know what happened, but it had to be officially called. Deidara did the honors.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"

"Idiot!" Kisame said. "You're a teacher, you're not supposed to enforce the food fight."

"Opps..."

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Five figures were in the Vice Principal's office. The five that were responsible for the food fight and pretty much all the weirdness in the school. Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba, Deidara, Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke.

"Great," Deidara muttered. "I blame Kisame. Yeah."

"You always blame Kisame," Itachi said, peeling off a slice of cheese on his jacket. "I for one, blame you."

Deidara groaned. "It's never your fault, is it, YEAH?"

"Who is the Vice Principal anyways?" asked Naruto. He was wiping off the mayo on his hand on Kiba's jacket.

Kiba shrugged, not noticing the bad stains. "I dunno. Maybe he's late."

"It's not Kakashi," Sasuke said. "Kakashi's the English Teacher, not our Vice Principal."

"If he were, I'd quit right here and right now," Itachi said, gently (note i said GENTLY)removing a french fry stuck in his brother's hair. Sasuke slapped his hand away.

"It's all your fault," the younger Uchiha yelled, pointing his finger at Deidara. "You just had to yell 'Food Fight' and get the whole cafateria involved."

Kiba scowled. "He's right, you know. It's my first day in High School and I'm already in trouble."

"It's not my fault!" Deidara protested. "It's um..... YEAH!"

Itachi rolled his eyes (for like the hundreth time that day). "If it's not your fault, then whose is it?"

"I'll be the judge of that," said an oddly familiar voice. A voice that Naruto could never forget. The Fourth Hokage (A.k.a.: Dad) walked into the crowded room.

"AHHH!" Naruto screamed again. "How many times can one person get surprised in one day?!" he demanded. "Is there anyone in the staff that isn't weird?"

("Hey," Itachi said.)

The Fourth rolled his eyes. "Nice to see you, too, Naruto. But let's not change the subject." A stern look appeared on his face. "Not only did you start the food fight, but two sophomores were sent to the nurse's office because a french fry poked them."

"Who?" Kiba dared asked.

"Some Hyuuga and a Bushy Brow. Anyway, do you know what this means?" Naruto's father leaned back against the wall.

"DON'T EAT ME!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! YEAH!!!!" Deidara screamed.

The Fourth started laughing. He laughed so hard that he fell of the chair. Five seconds later, he was up again with a happy smile. "Are you kidding? I love a good food fight!" he yelled throwing a fish stick at Naruto.

"Does your dad see a therapist?" Itachi asked.

"He used too. Until the therapist got so weirded out," Naruto said.

"Must run in the family, yeah," Deidara said.

"Hey."

Sasuke was the only one that didn't get caught up in the side conversation. "Does this mean that we're off the hook?"

"You made the school a little more fun, of course it does!" the Fourth Hokage said. "Now, get to class before i give you detention."

"You can't give us detention, we're teachers, yeah," Deidara said.

"I could just fire you."

"Out we go," Itachi and Deidara immediately walked out the door.

~~~~~~~~

And that's it. I'll type the next part maybe today, or tomorrow, or Sunday, or Monday. Thanks for reading!







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Thursday, November 2, 2006

Naruto High School - Weirdos for Teachers and Problems for Lunch
Recap:
"Where's the teacher?" Hinata asked Naruto.
Shikamaru sighed. "Damn, this is too troublesome. Math class was bad enough."
Sasuke's phone started vibrating. Everyone glared at him and he smiled as innocently as possible. "Sorry! Forgot to turn it off!"
"WHERE'S THE TEACHER!" Hinata said louder.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder. "It's from your brother. 'Look up'"
Naruto and Sasuke looked up at the teacher's desk and saw Itachi relaxing in the chair. He waved a hand casually and said, "Morning."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"


Alright, Let's begin.

"GEEZ!" Itachi yelled, covering his ears. "Shut up already."

Hinata slowly rose her hand. "Um... Itachi-sensei, aren't you Sasuke's older brother?"

Itachi rolled his eyes and pushed Naruto back into his seat. As for Sasuke, he threw a text book right at his forehead and the younger Uchiha fell right back into his desk. "Wow, what a surprise. I AM Sasuke's older brother," Itachi said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Please tell me you weren't being sarcastic," Sasuke pouted, feeling the bruise forming on his head.

Itachi smirked. "Sorry." He turned around and walked back to the teacher's desk, slamming his fist on it. "Listen, i don't have time for chit-chat. The only reason I'm doing this is because i get paid. A lot. Now if you don't want me mad, and Sasuke knows how i get if i'm mad, turn to page 143 in your text book and solve everything. NOW!"

"YES SIR!" Naruto yelped, dropping all his text books, pencils and, well himself on the floor.

"Idiots," Itachi muttered.

~~~~~~

Neji and Lee were comparing their test scores. Lee scowled the the genius Hyuuga. He was this close to beating Neji; he just had to get that one stupid problem wrong.

"Cheer up, Lee," Tenten said. "You're still one of the smartest."

"One of them. It does not mean i am the smartest," Lee said. "If i cannot beat Neji at academics, I must beat him in athletics!"

Here we go again, Neji thought. "Lee, you can't beat me. Period. Just get over it." The Hyuuga opened his locker and shoved his Chemistry book in it.

"Whatever," Lee said, taking out his Math book.

Kiba and Shikamaru dashed over to Neji. "Beware of the EVIL math teacher."

"Uh..." Tenten muttered, pointing behind Kiba.

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" Kiba said. The group just nodded weakly.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "I'm surprised. I though Naruto would be complaining, and I've already caught Sasuke cursing under his breath. I suppose what i have to do is give you something hard to do...."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shikamaru yelled. "Thanks a lot, Inuzuka. Because of you, things just got a lot more troublesome."

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Art Class

"Welcome students," said the teacher. He spun around held up both hands. Each palm had a mouth on it. "Number one rule in art class: Art... IS A BANG!!!!"

"...." the class didn't reply.

"Now, I would like you to draw something that expresses you," Deidara said. "And remember: Art..."

"Is a bang," the students replied boredly. Deidara gave the kids a cheesy smile and went back to fixing up a stone sculpture of himself in the back of the classroom.

Just five minutes later, Shikamaru was done. He handed his paper to Deidara.

"This is... a nice... um... stick figure," Deidara announced awkwardly. "Um.... how does it describe you?"

Shikamaru was out the door before he even finished his evaluation.

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LUNCH!! (YIPPEE~.~)

Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi. The weirdo teacher trio as Sasuke calls them. Deidara the crazy art teacher, Kisame the stupid Chemistry and Bio teacher, and Itachi was, well, just plain eccentric.

"What's for lunch?" Kisame asked.

"Fish Sticks," Itachi replied with a bit of indifference.

Kisame winced. "What's in them?"

"I'll tell you what's not in them," Deidara said. "Fish."

Kisame's sigh was full of relief. "Then I'll take them."

Itachi rolled his eyes and left the table.

Meanwhile...

"I just have a ham sandwich," Naruto said.

"Left over steak," Kiba muttered.

Sasuke sighed. "I make my own lunch." He opened his lunchbox and pulled out a thermos and a sandwich.

"Lucky," Naruto said. "My dad is too lazy to make anything."

Sasuke smirked and picked up his sandwich. Just when he was about to take a bit, a hand swooped down and took his sandwich.

"Ni-san!" Sasuke protested.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "You always were a good cook." But his mouth was full so it sounded more like, "Ugh alwas ver a vo co."

Naruto laughed and slammed his fist on the table. His sandwich flew and landed on Kiba's face.

"Uzumaki!!!!" Kiba yelled.

Thus, you know what happened, but it had to be officially called. Deidara did the honors.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"

"Idiot!" Kisame said. "You're a teacher, you're not supposed to enforce the food fight."

"Opps..."

To Be Continued.



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Monday, October 30, 2006

Naruto High School
I can just about imagine it. My friends at school have been pestering about it, too. But, just a plain High School would have been boring so, I made the Akatsuki the teachers. (Yes, the rest of the Jounin are there, too. A lot of the stuff here are the things i've seen on TV. And No, the Akatsuki aren't evil. I just wanted some comedy)

So, here it is. (Sasuke's gonna get a big surprise)

Naruto rushed down the stairs screaming. "DAD! IT'S MY FIRST DAY AT KONOHA HIGH AND YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP?!!!!"
"Sorry," came a reply. (yes, the Forth Hokage, but i'm going to refer to him as Dad {heh})
The blonde rolled his eyes and grabbed his backpack. The sky was completely clear. This day was perfect. A great day.

Hinata longed to break the silence. It was hard walking to school with Neji. He was too quiet.
"Hey, Hinata," Neji said.
Hinata was surpirsed. Neji actually spoke. "Yes...?"
"Isn't that Naruto?"
The Hyuuga girl looked up and her face immediatly turned red. Naruto Uzumaki was early, but he was rushing. Did he actually want to go to school?
"You should go talk to him."
"Uh.... Okay." Hinata ran over to the blonde who had just tripped over his shoelace.
"Idiot..." Neji muttered walking into the school doors.

"DAMN LOCKER OPEN!!!" Naruto said. He banged his head on the locker and it swung open, slamming right into his nose.
Sasuke smirked. "Your day isn't going that well, is it?"
"Don't insult me!" Naruto barked.
"I'm not. My summer was a mess since my big bro moved in. He said, 'You're going to have a big surprise in school today.'" The Uchiha sighed and pulled out his math book. "Wonder what that means."
Kakashi appeared behind the two boys, scaring the wits off of them. "Hello! Ready for the school day!?"
"I need to change my pants," Naruto said. Sasuke burst out laughing in the middle of the hallway.
"Ya know, the last bell rang 2 seconds ago," the silver haired English teacher said.


Sakura and Ino waited near the door, giving each other the glare of death.
"I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" declared the blonde girl.
The cherry blossom protested. "NO WAY!"
"Hey girls," Sasuke said walking right past them. He sat down in a window seat in the third row with Naruto next to him, Shino behind him, and Shikamaru in front.
"Too bad," Kiba said giving the girls his famous fanged smile.
You could guess what happened to him.

"Where's the teacher?" Hinata asked Naruto.
Shikamaru sighed. "Damn, this is too troublesome. Math class was bad enough."
Sasuke's phone started vibrating. Everyone glared at him and he smiled as innocently as possible. "Sorry! Forgot to turn it off!"
"WHERE'S THE TEACHER!" Hinata said louder.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder. "It's from your brother. 'Look up'"
Naruto and Sasuke looked up at the teacher's desk and saw Itachi relaxing in the chair. He waved a hand casually and said, "Morning."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

That's all. Continuing soon.
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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Orochimaru's Birthday
Late post. Oro's b-day was oct. 27.

Happy Halloween! (Before I forget!)
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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Akatsuki's Ultimate Goal.
Just read the manga. The Akatsuki want to start wars and then eventually conquer the world.

Weirdos. Naruto's gonna stop you!!!!!


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Naruto Halloween Special Part 2
(Alright, A it is...)

Kiba, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Shino were examining the invitation. It seemed nice enough, but c'mon. They were ninja.

"Akamaru couldn't follow the scent," Kiba muttered sadly.

"Then who the hell sent this damn thing?!" Naruto barked to the sky.

"Sent what?" Sasuke's voice said. Naruto jerked up.

Man, he just had to catch me off guard, the blonde idiot thought. "Listen, Sasuke. You didn't get in invite. This doesn't involve you."

"Um... Naruto..." Shikamaru said. "It's really troublesome to explain it to you, but ALL of Konoha Twelve got the invite."

Naruto sighed. So he wasn't so special. It didn't matter. At that party, he was going to have the greatest costume ever! Sakura would be fawning all over him. At least, he hoped so. Now that Sasuke was invited, it changed everything.

"So, are you coming?" Shino asked.

Sasuke shrugged. "I dunno. It doesn't really matter."

"It's so troublesome, but if you guys are coming, i have nothing else to do," the lazy Shikamaru said.

Kiba shot his fist into the air in delight. "I guess that means we're all going! I'm going to have the greatest costume ever!!!!!"

"YA RIGHT!" Naruto barked. "I am!"

MEANWHILE....

"Yo, Kakashi," Gai said. "Are you invited?"

The silver haired Jounin held up a invite. "I'm going. How about you?"

He's probably going to wear a cool costume, Gai mused. (If adults actually wear costumes these days....) Well, mine is going to be cooler!

Asuma, Anko, Kurenai, and Iruka were taking this invite a little TOO seriously. They were scouting around the whole village, trying to find out who wrote the invite. By the end of the day, the found nothing.

"Might as well go to find out!" Anko commented.

"What if it's a trap?" Iruka asked.

Kakashi sighed. "Iruka-sensei, being a ninja, is right. But it's a party. What's the worse that can happen?"

They were about to find out....

MEANWHILE (again)

"Sakura, what are you going to wear?" Ino asked the rose haired girl.

"To what? The Halloween Party?" Sakura replied, glancing around the flower shop. She groaned. Ino always had to manage the shop whenever she went. "It doesn't really matter. Naruto and Sasuke are going."

"Yes, I know that." Ino tapped her long fingernail on the counter. She smiled, waiting for her tone to sink in. Sakura glared at her. "On Halloween Night, Sasuke won't be able to take his eyes off of me."

Little did she know....

Alrighty then. Your choice, or i have to think somemore. All you gotta do is comment.

A) Go
B) Don't Go
C) Do more scouting
D) Make me think.

(Please don't pick D)

See ya.
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