Wednesday, February 21, 2007

What's up?
So, how are you all doing? What's up? Howdy?

Segment One: My life

Me? I'm great.....just tired...but great. Had three tests today...dumb teachers just decide to put all of their tests on the same day. I swear they plan it out. And my Spanish teacher is making my group do a map. Only problem is, I'm the one working while the rest are playing card games. Sucks...i know.

2) Just to let you know....

Yeah...surprised me that Kurenai's pregnant too.... with Asuma's baby.

Naruto Shippuden is the time skip part of the anime Naruto! Yay!!!!!

3) Review for quiz!!!!

Parts One and Two:

Naruto High School - Surprises

Naruto rushed down the stairs screaming. "DAD! IT'S MY FIRST DAY AT KONOHA HIGH AND YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP?!!!!"
"Sorry," came a reply. (yes, the Forth Hokage, but i'm going to refer to him as Dad {heh})
The blonde rolled his eyes and grabbed his backpack. The sky was completely clear. This day was perfect. A great day.

Hinata longed to break the silence. It was hard walking to school with Neji. He was too quiet.
"Hey, Hinata," Neji said.
Hinata was surpirsed. Neji actually spoke. "Yes...?"
"Isn't that Naruto?"
The Hyuuga girl looked up and her face immediatly turned red. Naruto Uzumaki was early, but he was rushing. Did he actually want to go to school?
"You should go talk to him."
"Uh.... Okay." Hinata ran over to the blonde who had just tripped over his shoelace.
"Idiot..." Neji muttered walking into the school doors.

"DAMN LOCKER OPEN!!!" Naruto said. He banged his head on the locker and it swung open, slamming right into his nose.
Sasuke smirked. "Your day isn't going that well, is it?"
"Don't insult me!" Naruto barked.
"I'm not. My summer was a mess since my big bro moved in. He said, 'You're going to have a big surprise in school today.'" The Uchiha sighed and pulled out his math book. "Wonder what that means."
Kakashi appeared behind the two boys, scaring the wits off of them. "Hello! Ready for the school day!?"
"I need to change my pants," Naruto said. Sasuke burst out laughing in the middle of the hallway.
"Ya know, the last bell rang 2 seconds ago," the silver haired English teacher said.


Sakura and Ino waited near the door, giving each other the glare of death.
"I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" declared the blonde girl.
The cherry blossom protested. "NO WAY!"
"Hey girls," Sasuke said walking right past them. He sat down in a window seat in the third row with Naruto next to him, Shino behind him, and Shikamaru in front.
"Too bad," Kiba said giving the girls his famous fanged smile.
You could guess what happened to him.

"Where's the teacher?" Hinata asked Naruto.
Shikamaru sighed. "Damn, this is too troublesome. Math class was bad enough."
Sasuke's phone started vibrating. Everyone glared at him and he smiled as innocently as possible. "Sorry! Forgot to turn it off!"
"WHERE'S THE TEACHER!" Hinata said louder.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder. "It's from your brother. 'Look up'"
Naruto and Sasuke looked up at the teacher's desk and saw Itachi relaxing in the chair. He waved a hand casually and said, "Morning."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto High School Part 2 - Weirdos for Teachers, Trash for Lunch


"GEEZ!" Itachi yelled, covering his ears. "Shut up already."

Hinata slowly rose her hand. "Um... Itachi-sensei, aren't you Sasuke's older brother?"

Itachi rolled his eyes and pushed Naruto back into his seat. As for Sasuke, he threw a text book right at his forehead and the younger Uchiha fell right back into his desk. "Wow, what a surprise. I AM Sasuke's older brother," Itachi said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Please tell me you weren't being sarcastic," Sasuke pouted, feeling the bruise forming on his head.

Itachi smirked. "Sorry." He turned around and walked back to the teacher's desk, slamming his fist on it. "Listen, i don't have time for chit-chat. The only reason I'm doing this is because i get paid. A lot. Now if you don't want me mad, and Sasuke knows how i get if i'm mad, turn to page 143 in your text book and solve everything. NOW!"

"YES SIR!" Naruto yelped, dropping all his text books, pencils and, well himself on the floor.

"Idiots," Itachi muttered.

~~~~~~

Neji and Lee were comparing their test scores. Lee scowled the the genius Hyuuga. He was this close to beating Neji; he just had to get that one stupid problem wrong.

"Cheer up, Lee," Tenten said. "You're still one of the smartest."

"One of them. It does not mean i am the smartest," Lee said. "If i cannot beat Neji at academics, I must beat him in athletics!"

Here we go again, Neji thought. "Lee, you can't beat me. Period. Just get over it." The Hyuuga opened his locker and shoved his Chemistry book in it.

"Whatever," Lee said, taking out his Math book.

Kiba and Shikamaru dashed over to Neji. "Beware of the EVIL math teacher."

"Uh..." Tenten muttered, pointing behind Kiba.

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" Kiba said. The group just nodded weakly.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "I'm surprised. I though Naruto would be complaining, and I've already caught Sasuke cursing under his breath. I suppose what i have to do is give you something hard to do...."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shikamaru yelled. "Thanks a lot, Inuzuka. Because of you, things just got a lot more troublesome."

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Art Class

"Welcome students," said the teacher. He spun around held up both hands. Each palm had a mouth on it. "Number one rule in art class: Art... IS A BANG!!!!"

"...." the class didn't reply.

"Now, I would like you to draw something that expresses you," Deidara said. "And remember: Art..."

"Is a bang," the students replied boredly. Deidara gave the kids a cheesy smile and went back to fixing up a stone sculpture of himself in the back of the classroom.

Just five minutes later, Shikamaru was done. He handed his paper to Deidara.

"This is... a nice... um... stick figure," Deidara announced awkwardly. "Um.... how does it describe you?"

Shikamaru was out the door before he even finished his evaluation.

~~~~~~~

LUNCH!! (YIPPEE~.~)

Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi. The weirdo teacher trio as Sasuke calls them. Deidara the crazy art teacher, Kisame the stupid Chemistry and Bio teacher, and Itachi was, well, just plain eccentric.

"What's for lunch?" Kisame asked.

"Fish Sticks," Itachi replied with a bit of indifference.

Kisame winced. "What's in them?"

"I'll tell you what's not in them," Deidara said. "Fish."

Kisame's sigh was full of relief. "Then I'll take them."

Itachi rolled his eyes and left the table.

Meanwhile...

"I just have a ham sandwich," Naruto said.

"Left over steak," Kiba muttered.

Sasuke sighed. "I make my own lunch." He opened his lunchbox and pulled out a thermos and a sandwich.

"Lucky," Naruto said. "My dad is too lazy to make anything."

Sasuke smirked and picked up his sandwich. Just when he was about to take a bit, a hand swooped down and took his sandwich.

"Ni-san!" Sasuke protested.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "You always were a good cook." But his mouth was full so it sounded more like, "Ugh alwas ver a vo co."

Naruto laughed and slammed his fist on the table. His sandwich flew and landed on Kiba's face.

"Uzumaki!!!!" Kiba yelled.

Thus, you know what happened, but it had to be officially called. Deidara did the honors.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"

"Idiot!" Kisame said. "You're a teacher, you're not supposed to enforce the food fight."

"Opps..."

Okay questions are....

1) Who peed in his pants?
2) Who is the crazy new math teacher?
3) What happened to Kiba
4) Deidara is the new teacher of what class (yeah)?
5) Kisame is a janitor or a science teacher?
6) Who do YOU (yes your opinion) think is at fault for the food fight?

And that's it! Each question is worth one point. if you get it right...than yay for you! You can hang out with your character of choice! Yay for you! Again!

I had a lot more to ask you guys....funny stuff at least. Remember! If you want to ask one of your favorite characters a question, just PM me and I'll get them to answer you. (yeah, I got them locked up in cage. Hey, wait? Where's Itachi? Probably going to kill my little sister...o well.)

So enjoy your day and I hope it isn't as cruddy as mine!

See ya!

~From your beloved and recently revived writer

Kunoichi Warrior

PS -
Naruto High School Part 18 is out. Post is just below.
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