Saturday, March 10, 2007

Naruto High School Part 20 Auditions and ...Itachi's Big Confession!
Naruto High School Part 20 Auditions and ... Itachi's Big Confession!

Okay, y'all! This is it! Naruto High School Part 20! Yay! Soon will be the big quiz!!! Our top three winners are....

1) Kamija
2) Edge
3) UzumakiHina-chan!

Yay! But remember, only 5 winners will be chosen, so you guys still have a chance!

Hope you all have a nice weekend. My life is pretty normal and nothing is up so...i guess that's it. Oh, yeah! If you want to read the next part of Separation, (my little sister's fic) i'll post that, too. It's really good, let me tell you.

OOO! I love the new chapter of the Naruto Manga. Kishimoto-sama better hurry up! I want to see it! WHO WON!!!???!!!!


Ahem, in anycase, let's just move on with the story.

InuYasha - 'bout time

Sesshomaru - You're so impatient.

Me - Hey! Where's the Uchihas?

Both - In the story. Duh.

Me - ....Man, you guys are mean.

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Gai was welcomed into drama class by a bunch of unenthusiastic and uncaring teenagers. Kiba and Naruto were trying to get Gaara untangled from the fluffy red curtains and Sasuke was reading over the script and walking back and forth, miraculously dodging all the obstacles that came flying in by the stupid stage crew.

"Ahem," the green jumpsuit clad drama teacher said.

No one paid attention. Girls were drooling over who was going to be Romeo. Ino and Sakura were having a cat fight in the back while Tenten was beating up Lee.

"AHEM!"

Still no one.

"FOR THE POWER OF YOUTH'S SAKE, SHUT UP!!!!!!!" yelled Gai.

Utter silence.

"Gay baby," Gaara giggled mischeviously.

Naruto rolled his eyes and slammed his fist onto the red-head's head. "Shut up, okay! We don't need any of your stupidity here."

Kankurou stood up. "Hey, that's my job."

Gaara jumped up and down screaming, "Kanky the Hanky! Kanky is my Hanky! Kanky is my Hanky, so I'll blow my snot in you!!!!"

The puppet master inched away from his hyper-active younger brother. Temari glared at Kankurou. "What did you do to him!!??"

"IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!" Kanky (the Hanky!) screamed. "I didn't do anything!!!"

Itachi poked his head in through the door way. "What's up? There's an awful lot of noise coming from here. Teachers are complaining...and I'm one of them."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Of course. Just when I thought this Friday night could get any worse."

"Worse than that suprise birthday party Mom threw you?" Itachi asked, raising an eyebrow.

Sasuke paused to think about it. "Actually, maybe not...That was the worst night of my life."

Both of the brothers shuddered.

"If we're all done here," Kamija and Edge annoucned.

CRASH!

"Sorry!" Kurohataru's and Ami's voices could be heard in the box above and across the stage. "The lights kinda-" BOOM!!! "-broke."

Edge coughed. "Easy...we could fix that."

"With what?" Hikari asked.

Gai appeared out of nowhere, wearing a red cape and a green jumpsuit that said 'Super Glue to the Rescue!!' "SUPER GLUE CAN FIX ANYTHING!!!!"

Itachi rolled his eyes and slapped his forehead. "This is even worse than last time."

"What last time?" Neko asked.

Aileena giggled. "What happened, Itachi-kun!"

"First, it's Itachi-sensei. SENSEI! Next...I don't think i'm going to tell you nitwits about it, anyway," Itachi said, turning around and leaving for the door.

Kisara moaned. "No fair, Itachi-sensei," she said. Then she walked over to Shino and slapped him.

"What was that for!?" the bug user screeched.

"I hate you," she replied, walking off.

Shino stared at her. "You are ... nevermind."

Kurohataru, Ami, and Lee were fixing up the lights up there (bangs and crashes and sorrys and YOUTH!! could be heard up there). Neko and Hikari were working on costume design. Aileena, Shino, and Neji were busy discussing about the backdrops. Meanwhile, Edge, Kamija, and Gai were getting ready to hear the auditions. Itachi decided to stick around for that.

"But soft? What yonder window breaks? It is the east? And Juliet is the sun? What the hell is this?" Sasuke said aloud, flipping the page on the script.

Gai suddenly appeared behind the Uchiha. "PERFECT! WE FOUND OUR NEW ROMEO!!!!"

Kamija and Edge tapped the crazy Drama teacher on the shoulder. "But we didn't even host the auditions yet!"

Gai shot the two seniors a childish pouting look and stomped off.

"I didn't even auditon..." the younger Uchiha muttered, ignoring Itachi's snickers at the back of the auditorium.

Naruto appeared behind Itachi. "What's up, Itachi-sensei? What do you mean worst than last time?"

Itachi zipped his lips and swallowed the key.

Shino imitated. "WTF? How can you do that if you already zipped your lips? You have to open them again in order to swallow the key!"

"Ah...I dunno," Itachi said, shrugging.

"TELL MEE!!!" Kiba screamed.

"Yeah!" the whole drama club yelled.

Itachi slapped his forehead. "I ain't gonna."

"PLEASE!" Sasuke begged. "See? You reduced me to begging! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!!!"

(500 pleases later)

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!"

"Alright i get it!" Itachi yelled, covering Sasuke's mouth. 5 seconds later he pulled away with a yelp. Itachi frantically wiped his hand on his neatly pressed white shirt. "WTF!? You licked me!"

Sasuke pouted. "It's what you did to me."

Naruto ignored the brotherly argument. "So tell us...what happened."

Itachi looked away. "It was my senior year in this very high school. I was stage manager for this same exact play. Everything was running smoothly until..." he stopped.

"Until...?" Tenten asked.

Ino sighed. "Itachi-sensei, don't tell me you forgot the story."

"No, i was just pausing for dramatic effect."

Sasuke twirled his finger in the universal language for 'crazy'. "Melodramatic, much?"

"So anyway, the lights went out. Something crashed. And then i heard a scream. After my frantic search for the light switch, the lights mysteriously turned back on. I was just about to start the play up again until I saw IT!"

Naruto leaned over, obviously interested in the story. "It? What's it?"

"A ghost," Itachi replied. "Of the person who was playing Juliet. And our Juliet was missing. THEY BLAMED ME FOR THAT, DAMNED SCHOOL BOARD!!!" Itachi screached.

"Nice of you to share that with us," Sasuke muttered, annoyed by his older brother's melodramatic antics.

Itachi ruffled up Sasuke's hair. "Shut up, brat. In anycase, I heared the legend that her ghost still haunts this very stage at this very moment."

Silence.

"Gay baby," Gaara giggled again.

"Ghost! Again?!" Naruto yelled.

HInata sighed. "And just when i thought it was over...BUT I FOUND ANOTHER STORY!!!" The Hyuuga perked up her journalistic nose and scooted off.

"Is it going to kill us?" Kiba asked.

"No!" Itachi said. "Now, I'm leaving before it kills everyone in this room. Bye."

Sasuke sighed. "Nii-san, you idiot."

"Heard that, you little twerp," Itachi's voice came from the door way before he left the room.

Gai rolled his eyes. "Don't listen to mister crazy! In anycase, let's get a move on! PEOPLE! PLACES!!"

BAM! "Sorry!" came the three people still fixing up the lights.

"Um...hate to disappoint you Gai-sensei, but...we still have to do the auditions," Edge said.

"Huh? Oh, right!" Gai yelled.

Kamija slapped her forehead.

"This is going to be a long day," Sakura muttered.

"Yeah..." everybody else said.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Well, that's about it! Sorry it was so short. And i have to ask - who should be Juliet? I need your help on that one, guys. In anycase, thank you for reading and hope you enjoy! Comments are always welcome!

~Kunoichi Warrior

PS - Thank you all for waiting! I'm sorry If i didn't get a chance to comment on your site.

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