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Sunday, April 1, 2007


What's up?
Just updating to keep ya posted and to make sure people don't think that I'm dead...which i was...a few minutes ago...Wait wha?

Kawaii Sasuke *still holding teddy bear - It's April Fools day! yay! *hugs Nii-san*

Nii-san...I mean weasel boy...i mean Itachi - ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me - .....

Did you all read the new Naruto Manga? Karin scares me...*shudders*

Back to other things....
In celebration to April 1st...I posted some pranks. If any of you listen to Z100 (if you don't then you won't know what it is, but that's okay or just go to www.z100.com) you know that they play phone-taps on people. Well that's what InuYasha-

InuYasha - HI!


-will do to his older brothers with the help of their pals! First, InuYasha will go.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Sesshomaru picks up the phone. "Hello?"

"Yeah, this is random dude with gossip information speaking here. I've got your order for the Nintendo Wii, a plasma screen TV and the PS3 here waiting for you to pick up," says InuYasha.

"You...i never ordered that stuff!"

InuYasha says, "It'll be 1000 bucks."

"But i-"

"Fork the cash over, dude," InuYasha says.

"I NEVER OWED YOU ANYTHING!"

"I NEVER OWED YOU ANYTHING!" InuYasha mocks girlishly.

"YOU F****** SON OF A B****! I NEVER ORDERED THAT DAMNED STUFF! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY IN MY ERA!"

InuYasha yawns, and says, "Then how are you using a phone?"

"ARGH!"

"ARGH!" mocks InuYasha.

"Stop mocking me!"

"Stop mocking me! You should stop whinning like a little girl and fork over my money!"

Sesshomaru screams, "I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING!!!!"

"Yeah, ya do."

*hangs up*

Sesshomaru's phone rings again. "Hello?" he answers.

"What's up? Where's my money?"

"You again?!"

"The one and the only," InuYasha replies.

Sesshomaru sighs. "I don't owe you anything for the last time."

"Geez, calm down. Don't get your panties in a bunch."

"Sir...I'm a guy."

"Really? With that hair and those eyes I could've sworn you were a girl. Wait, you couldn't be! You have no curves whatsoever!"

"GRRRRRR!" Sesshomaru growls.

InuYasha chuckles. "Well, well, Lady Sesshomaru, if you have problems, take it up with my boss, Miss Rin."

"WHAT?!"

"Ahem!" Rin says. "Is this Lady Sesshomaru?"

Sesshomaru nods before realizing he's on the phone and that she just called him a girl. "Yes. I mean No! I'M LORD SESSHOMARU! LORD!

"Don't get your panties in a buch."

"RIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

"I'm the manager for Extreamly Expensive Electronics and I just realized that the payment was increased on your order!"

"WHAT!?" Sesshomaru barks. "I NEVER ORDERED ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"You now owe us $100,000,000," Rin says promptly.

"I'm not paying."

"Oh, another stubborn customer. Too bad. So sad...Jakin! You took all the money from his bank account, right?" Rin said.

"WHAT?!"

"Yup. Of course. Lord Sesshomaru's balance is 0 dollars. He's flat broke," Jakin replies, trying not to giggle.

"THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!"

"My employee will take care of your problems," Rin said. She hands the phone back to InuYasha.

"This is ridiculous!" Sesshomaru yells.

"No...You know what this is?"

"What?"

"This is your little brother, InuYasha, playing a phone tap on you," InuYasha says.

"WHAT?!!!!!!"

"It was a great phone tap, wasn't it, Lord Sesshomaru!?" Rin and Jakin yell.

Nothing could be heard cause Sesshomaru just fainted from a heart attack.

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That was the dumbest thing I've ever typed. Well, I know it was long, but I hope you enjoyed it.

Sorry that I couldn't get around to ye people's sites. Catch you later!

~Kunoichi Warrior

PS - How about a Phone tap between our Kawaii Sasuke?

K. Sasuke - HI!

and our unknowning Itachi?

Itachi - *just walked in* huh?

^.^

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