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Monday, October 30, 2006


Naruto High School
I can just about imagine it. My friends at school have been pestering about it, too. But, just a plain High School would have been boring so, I made the Akatsuki the teachers. (Yes, the rest of the Jounin are there, too. A lot of the stuff here are the things i've seen on TV. And No, the Akatsuki aren't evil. I just wanted some comedy)

So, here it is. (Sasuke's gonna get a big surprise)

Naruto rushed down the stairs screaming. "DAD! IT'S MY FIRST DAY AT KONOHA HIGH AND YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP?!!!!"
"Sorry," came a reply. (yes, the Forth Hokage, but i'm going to refer to him as Dad {heh})
The blonde rolled his eyes and grabbed his backpack. The sky was completely clear. This day was perfect. A great day.

Hinata longed to break the silence. It was hard walking to school with Neji. He was too quiet.
"Hey, Hinata," Neji said.
Hinata was surpirsed. Neji actually spoke. "Yes...?"
"Isn't that Naruto?"
The Hyuuga girl looked up and her face immediatly turned red. Naruto Uzumaki was early, but he was rushing. Did he actually want to go to school?
"You should go talk to him."
"Uh.... Okay." Hinata ran over to the blonde who had just tripped over his shoelace.
"Idiot..." Neji muttered walking into the school doors.

"DAMN LOCKER OPEN!!!" Naruto said. He banged his head on the locker and it swung open, slamming right into his nose.
Sasuke smirked. "Your day isn't going that well, is it?"
"Don't insult me!" Naruto barked.
"I'm not. My summer was a mess since my big bro moved in. He said, 'You're going to have a big surprise in school today.'" The Uchiha sighed and pulled out his math book. "Wonder what that means."
Kakashi appeared behind the two boys, scaring the wits off of them. "Hello! Ready for the school day!?"
"I need to change my pants," Naruto said. Sasuke burst out laughing in the middle of the hallway.
"Ya know, the last bell rang 2 seconds ago," the silver haired English teacher said.


Sakura and Ino waited near the door, giving each other the glare of death.
"I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" declared the blonde girl.
The cherry blossom protested. "NO WAY!"
"Hey girls," Sasuke said walking right past them. He sat down in a window seat in the third row with Naruto next to him, Shino behind him, and Shikamaru in front.
"Too bad," Kiba said giving the girls his famous fanged smile.
You could guess what happened to him.

"Where's the teacher?" Hinata asked Naruto.
Shikamaru sighed. "Damn, this is too troublesome. Math class was bad enough."
Sasuke's phone started vibrating. Everyone glared at him and he smiled as innocently as possible. "Sorry! Forgot to turn it off!"
"WHERE'S THE TEACHER!" Hinata said louder.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder. "It's from your brother. 'Look up'"
Naruto and Sasuke looked up at the teacher's desk and saw Itachi relaxing in the chair. He waved a hand casually and said, "Morning."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

That's all. Continuing soon.

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