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• 1993-09-17
Gender
• Female
Location
• Physically - In the World R:2 Mentally - Dead
Member Since
• 2006-08-01
Occupation
• Writer, Manga Artist, other things.....
Real Name
• Yakumo....XD

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• #1 Smartest Girl in my class.
Anime Fan Since
• Uh.... Ever!
Favorite Anime
• Naruto, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, .hack//Roots, .hack//Legend of Twilight, Scrapped Princess, School Rumble, Yugioh GX, DNAngel, Loveless
Goals
• To become a manga artist, or a scientist
Hobbies
• Drawing, watching Naruto, writing fan fics, annoying my little sister, etc.
Talents
• Talking Fast, Playing Piano

myOtaku.com: Kunoichi Warrior

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Naruto High School - Weirdos for Teachers and Problems for Lunch
Recap:
"Where's the teacher?" Hinata asked Naruto.
Shikamaru sighed. "Damn, this is too troublesome. Math class was bad enough."
Sasuke's phone started vibrating. Everyone glared at him and he smiled as innocently as possible. "Sorry! Forgot to turn it off!"
"WHERE'S THE TEACHER!" Hinata said louder.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder. "It's from your brother. 'Look up'"
Naruto and Sasuke looked up at the teacher's desk and saw Itachi relaxing in the chair. He waved a hand casually and said, "Morning."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Alright, Let's begin.

"GEEZ!" Itachi yelled, covering his ears. "Shut up already."

Hinata slowly rose her hand. "Um... Itachi-sensei, aren't you Sasuke's older brother?"

Itachi rolled his eyes and pushed Naruto back into his seat. As for Sasuke, he threw a text book right at his forehead and the younger Uchiha fell right back into his desk. "Wow, what a surprise. I AM Sasuke's older brother," Itachi said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Please tell me you weren't being sarcastic," Sasuke pouted, feeling the bruise forming on his head.

Itachi smirked. "Sorry." He turned around and walked back to the teacher's desk, slamming his fist on it. "Listen, i don't have time for chit-chat. The only reason I'm doing this is because i get paid. A lot. Now if you don't want me mad, and Sasuke knows how i get if i'm mad, turn to page 143 in your text book and solve everything. NOW!"

"YES SIR!" Naruto yelped, dropping all his text books, pencils and, well himself on the floor.

"Idiots," Itachi muttered.

~~~~~~

Neji and Lee were comparing their test scores. Lee scowled the the genius Hyuuga. He was this close to beating Neji; he just had to get that one stupid problem wrong.

"Cheer up, Lee," Tenten said. "You're still one of the smartest."

"One of them. It does not mean i am the smartest," Lee said. "If i cannot beat Neji at academics, I must beat him in athletics!"

Here we go again, Neji thought. "Lee, you can't beat me. Period. Just get over it." The Hyuuga opened his locker and shoved his Chemistry book in it.

"Whatever," Lee said, taking out his Math book.

Kiba and Shikamaru dashed over to Neji. "Beware of the EVIL math teacher."

"Uh..." Tenten muttered, pointing behind Kiba.

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" Kiba said. The group just nodded weakly.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "I'm surprised. I though Naruto would be complaining, and I've already caught Sasuke cursing under his breath. I suppose what i have to do is give you something hard to do...."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shikamaru yelled. "Thanks a lot, Inuzuka. Because of you, things just got a lot more troublesome."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Art Class

"Welcome students," said the teacher. He spun around held up both hands. Each palm had a mouth on it. "Number one rule in art class: Art... IS A BANG!!!!"

"...." the class didn't reply.

"Now, I would like you to draw something that expresses you," Deidara said. "And remember: Art..."

"Is a bang," the students replied boredly. Deidara gave the kids a cheesy smile and went back to fixing up a stone sculpture of himself in the back of the classroom.

Just five minutes later, Shikamaru was done. He handed his paper to Deidara.

"This is... a nice... um... stick figure," Deidara announced awkwardly. "Um.... how does it describe you?"

Shikamaru was out the door before he even finished his evaluation.

~~~~~~~

LUNCH!! (YIPPEE~.~)

Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi. The weirdo teacher trio as Sasuke calls them. Deidara the crazy art teacher, Kisame the stupid Chemistry and Bio teacher, and Itachi was, well, just plain eccentric.

"What's for lunch?" Kisame asked.

"Fish Sticks," Itachi replied with a bit of indifference.

Kisame winced. "What's in them?"

"I'll tell you what's not in them," Deidara said. "Fish."

Kisame's sigh was full of relief. "Then I'll take them."

Itachi rolled his eyes and left the table.

Meanwhile...

"I just have a ham sandwich," Naruto said.

"Left over steak," Kiba muttered.

Sasuke sighed. "I make my own lunch." He opened his lunchbox and pulled out a thermos and a sandwich.

"Lucky," Naruto said. "My dad is too lazy to make anything."

Sasuke smirked and picked up his sandwich. Just when he was about to take a bit, a hand swooped down and took his sandwich.

"Ni-san!" Sasuke protested.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "You always were a good cook." But his mouth was full so it sounded more like, "Ugh alwas ver a vo co."

Naruto laughed and slammed his fist on the table. His sandwich flew and landed on Kiba's face.

"Uzumaki!!!!" Kiba yelled.

Thus, you know what happened, but it had to be officially called. Deidara did the honors.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"

"Idiot!" Kisame said. "You're a teacher, you're not supposed to enforce the food fight."

"Opps..."

To Be Continued.

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