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Birthday
• 1993-09-17
Gender
• Female
Location
• Physically - In the World R:2 Mentally - Dead
Member Since
• 2006-08-01
Occupation
• Writer, Manga Artist, other things.....
Real Name
• Yakumo....XD

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Achievements
• #1 Smartest Girl in my class.
Anime Fan Since
• Uh.... Ever!
Favorite Anime
• Naruto, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, .hack//Roots, .hack//Legend of Twilight, Scrapped Princess, School Rumble, Yugioh GX, DNAngel, Loveless
Goals
• To become a manga artist, or a scientist
Hobbies
• Drawing, watching Naruto, writing fan fics, annoying my little sister, etc.
Talents
• Talking Fast, Playing Piano

myOtaku.com: Kunoichi Warrior

Sunday, November 5, 2006

Naruto High School Part 4 - Laughing Away All Your Problems
Recap (although it isn't exactly needed):

"I'll be the judge of that," said an oddly familiar voice. A voice that Naruto could never forget. The Fourth Hokage (A.k.a.: Dad) walked into the crowded room.

"AHHH!" Naruto screamed again. "How many times can one person get surprised in one day?!" he demanded. "Is there anyone in the staff that isn't weird?"

("Hey," Itachi said.)

The Fourth rolled his eyes. "Nice to see you, too, Naruto. But let's not change the subject." A stern look appeared on his face. "Not only did you start the food fight, but two sophomores were sent to the nurse's office because a french fry poked them."

"Who?" Kiba dared asked.

"Some Hyuuga and a Bushy Brow. Anyway, do you know what this means?" Naruto's father leaned back against the wall.

"DON'T EAT ME!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! YEAH!!!!" Deidara screamed.

The Fourth started laughing. He laughed so hard that he fell of the chair. Five seconds later, he was up again with a happy smile. "Are you kidding? I love a good food fight!" he yelled throwing a fish stick at Naruto.

"Does your dad see a therapist?" Itachi asked.

"He used too. Until the therapist got so weirded out," Naruto said.

"Must run in the family, yeah," Deidara said.

"Hey."

Sasuke was the only one that didn't get caught up in the side conversation. "Does this mean that we're off the hook?"

"You made the school a little more fun, of course it does!" the Fourth Hokage said. "Now, get to class before i give you detention."

"You can't give us detention, we're teachers, yeah," Deidara said.

"I could just fire you."

"Out we go," Itachi and Deidara immediately walked out the door.

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"Dumb locker!!!!" Lee screeched, slamming his fist on the green metal. It flew open and smashed Neji's face.

The Hyuuga genius fingered the bruise on his nose. "Ow! And i just got poked by a french fry at lunch time."

"So many weird things on the first day of school. Crud," Lee muttered. He pulled out his books and followed Neji into the Chemistry Lab.

"Hey! Neji! Lee!" yelled a familiar voice. Tenten and her chestnut colored buns were sitting in the third row. "I saved you a seat!"

The three old friends sat down next to each other and began talking about their summer until their Chem Lab teacher walked in.

"Hello," the shark-like teacher walked in, his shark-like eyes giving the class a once over. "My name is Hoshikagi (i think that's how you spell it) Kisame. I'm the Bio and Chemestry teacher here."

The kids just nodded and wondered why their teacher was half shark.

"Today, I brought in a surprise! Laughing Gas!" Kisame smiled really huge. The kids weren't as enthusiastic as the Shark Teacher was.

Kisame frowned. "Al right kids. If your not gonna smile..." his hand wandered to the container in which the laughing gas was, well, contained, and put his finger on the switch. "Then maybe this'll help." He flicked the switch and immediately put on a gas mask.

You could hear the laughter all the way down the hall.

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"DAMN IT!" Itachi yelled. "What the hell is all that laughter. I hate laughter." The older Uchiha stomped out of the classroom and dashed into Kisame's Lab. As soon as he stepped in, Itachi well, started laughing and couldn't stop. It was a rare sight. A VERY rare sight.

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The Freshman class were surprised when Itachi-sensei stormed out of their classroom, muttering something about laughing. Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke poked their heads out of the classroom. There was laughter all the way down the hall.

Sasuke ran to the garbage can and threw up. He'd know that laugh from anywhere although he had never heard it in a long time. "If Ni-san's laughing, than something's very wrong."

Naruto froze. "You're brother, our high strung Homeroom Teacher, laughing? I don't think so."

"That's why I'm going to find out what's up," the younger Uchiha retorted, wiping his mouth and dashing out of the class room.

Shikamaru groaned. "You guys are just making everything more troublesome."

~~~~~~~~~~

"What- the - hell - is - going - on?!" Itachi managed to yell in between laughter.

"He - flipped - switch," Lee gasped. He turned to the Hyuuga twitching on the floor. "I - blame - you."

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Sasuke dashed into the class room and seeing his brother laughing on the floor he just stared. Five seconds later he, fainted.

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The paramedics were called because so many teens were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe and Kisame was fired and rehired as the Janitor. Itachi was still trying to get Sasuke to wake up and Naruto laughed himself unconscience.

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So on the First Day of School....
An article by Hyuuga Hinata, journalist of Konoha High School Newspaper: Freshmen Style.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Kiba find out that their homeroom teacher is none other than infamous Itachi Uchiha, aka Sasuke's older brother. Then they meet crazy art teacher Deidara, who keeps saying, "Art... is a BANG!"
At lunch time, Itachi swipes Sasuke's sandwich, causing Naruto to laugh, causing the blonde to slam his fist on the table causing his sandwich to fly into Kiba's face, causing Kiba to throw his sandwich at Naruto, causing Deidara to yell, "Food Fight," causing Itachi, Sasuke, Kiba, Naruto and Deidara to land in the Vice Principal's office.
The VP was none other than Naruto's dad who let them go scot free because he loved food fights.
Then the whole laughing gas and unconscience kids and the paramedics and Kisame's new job and there you go, a whole day, the whole agenda in Konoha High.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kiba stared at the article.

"..."

"This school is nuts," Naruto said. After a few seconds of silence he said, "I like."

"Me too," replied Kiba and Sasuke.

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Part Five to come soon. Enjoy!!!!!
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