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Tuesday, November 21, 2006


Stuff / Naruto High School part 11 - Itachi's Way of Punishment, Naruto Escapes Suspension!
Alrighty, I'll start with the life segment.

Me? Totally random and normal. I finally finished the novel i was working on and passed through class easily.

Anyways, THURSDAY AND FRIDAY OFF! WOOOO!!! And the teacher that has to dress up as a turkey and walk through the hallways is... the most hated Miss. Richter! Yay!!!!!! We get to make fun of her!!!!

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What do you think? After the Dance, how about a Talent Show! That'll be awesome!

Recap:

"That hurts!" Sakura yelled, wincing as the Tsunade wrapped a bandage around her hand.

Ino cast a death glare at her. "My precious ankle! Look at what you did!!"

"My wrist!" the pink haired girl barked. "Look at what YOU did!"

"Great," Tsunade said. "My break starts now." The blonde woman walked out, to lazy to handle two screaming girls.

"GGGRRRR!" Sakura's fist, and Ino's foot shot into the air and made contact with something that wasn't their wanted target.

"I just wanted to..." a wounded Sasuke muttered before fainting. Itachi caught him before he hit the ground.

"Well, Ino's ankle seems just fine with that kick and Sakura's wrist is perfectly normal, so you too... GET BACK TO CLASS!!!" the older Uchiha yelled. "AND WHERE THE *%$@ IS TSUNADE-SAMA!?"

Ino and Sakura looked at each other and scrambled back to the class, wondering how long it will be before stressed out Itachi actually exploded.

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Itachi sighed, hauling Sasuke onto the bed. He's very light, does he actually eat anything? The older Uchiha looked out the door, wondering where Tsunade-sama was.

While Itachi was peeking around, Naruto popped up right behind him and grabbed his shoulder. "Listen, my dad-"

Naruto couldn't finish. Itachi, (out of surprise) flipped the blonde right over and smacked him on the ground.

"OUCH!!!" screamed Naruto, rubbing the bruise on his head. "I was just going to tell you that my dad wants you in the office."

Itachi smirked. "Sorry. Automatic reflex."

Naruto wondered how Sasuke even lived with this demented guy. "...You scare me Itachi-sensei." He peered over the Uchiha's shoulder and saw Sasuke on the bed. "What happened to him?"

"Fainted." Itachi replied, handing Naruto and ice pack. "He sleeps like a baby, and his face looks like a 7 year old's."

"...Right," said Naruto. He grabbed Itachi's arm. "Let's go!!!!"

"WAIT!!!" Itachi yelped before being dragged helplessly by a very hyper blonde idiot.

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Ino and Sakura were lab partnerts. Bad idea. They snarled and hissed at each other.

"Why are they having a fight?" Hikari asked Hinata.

Hinata shrugged. "Hey, did you know, Neji and Lee were in the girls bathroom. That's gonna be in the next edition of the newspaper!"

"Sweet," Hikari said, flipping a page in her science text book. "What do you think of Takara-sensei?"

"She's okay," Hinata said, copying Hikari's notes. Hikari slapped the Hyuuga's hand. "Sorry."

Suddenly there was a loud BOOM next to them and a crash and a scream. Smoke surrounded the whole classroom. When it cleared up, Sakura and Ino were having a vicious cat fight on the floor of the science lab.

"GIRLS STOP IT!" screamed Takara who was trying to pull the girls away from each other. Trying but not succeeding. "TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!"

The right side of the science lab was gone and a bit of Hikari's hair was singed. Hinata laughed and Hikari glared at her.

"What!? At least it got rid of the spilt ends!"

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"IF YOU DON'T UNSUSPENED ME, YOU'RE FIRED!"

"Since when were you my boss?" demanded Itachi.

"Since my dad was your boss!"

The Fourth looked up. "I'm his boss?"

Naruto sighed. This was getting hopeless. And everyone thought that HE was the idiot. "Yes! Now tell him that!"

"Give me a cookie first."

Naruto fumbled in his pockets until he found a cookie and handed it to him. His father threw it right back at his face. "A SOFT COOKIE! SOMETHING FRESHLY BAKED!"

The door opened and Sasuke poked his head in. "May i come in?"

"HELL YES!!" Naruto yelled. "Sasuke! Can you convince your brother to let me go to the dance?"

"I'm right here you know, I can here everything you're saying," the older Uchiha commented.

Naruto shot him a death glare. "Stop eavesdropping."

"I'm not! You're the one yelling so loudly."

"I WANT MY COOKIE!!!" the Fourth screamed.

Naruto growled. "Would you shut up!?" he yelled, slamming the hard cookie on his father's head.

The Yondaime fell off the chair and muttered, "Itachi-kun, if you don't let Naruto out of suspension, you're fired." And then he fainted.

Itachi sighed. "Alright, Naruto-kun. You win. But trust me, I'll get my revenge."

Sasuke tapped his older brother on the shoulder. "Nii-san. Didn't you tell me that an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind? Revenge is bad? Didn't you tell me that?"

"I'm teaching that to you, it's to late for me," Itachi said. "And it's 'sensei' not Nii-san."

"Okay, Nii-san!"

"You're hopeless."

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Kamija landed another punch on Neji, sending his nose a little more up his forehead. Neji grabbed his nose and slit it into place.

"You disgusting pervert," Kamija said before walking off.

"What's her problem?" Lee muttered, putting on his disguise beard.

"What the hell is that?" Neji asked.

Lee shushed him. "It's a disguise. After that bathroom incident, we were in so much trouble!"

"Hey, YOU!" Neji yelled to Edge who was walking down the hallway. "You gave us the wrong directions!"

"No, he didn't, he said the right ones, we just went the wrong way," Lee argued.

"I know," Edge said. "Next time, watch where you're going. And you have two signs on your back saying, 'I use the girls bathroom'"

Lee and Neji exchanged glances. "GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!"

"...Man, kids are weird..." Edge muttered before leaving.

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Okay, that's all for now. Sorry if it was short. The dance will be coming soon!


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