Thursday, November 23, 2006

Naruto High School Part 12- The Dance!
Happy Thanksgiving to you all! Hope you all eat till you explode! (I'm joking... or am i?)

No recap. Just heading right on to the dance. Well, sorta.

Thank you so much for supporting this story! Hope you enjoy! (no this isn't the finale, what ever mand you think that?)

And so it begins!

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"Ino! You're date has arrived!" Mr. Yamanaka said.

Ino's shrill voice came down the stairs. "I'M NOT GOING! I GOT A ZIT! THIS IS GOING TO SCAR ME FOR LIFE!"

Mr. Yamanaka sighed. Teenage daughter syndrome. She nearly starved to death for that guy...what was his name...oh yeah, Uchiha. What's with girls and guys? After all, Mom did give Ino 'the talk.' "Just get ready. You'll look fine!"

Ino came down the stairs, wearing a pale blue dress and silver high (and when i say high i mean HIGH!) heels.

Shikamaru couldn't stop staring at her. (not the zit). "Ino, you look fantastic!!!"

"I've never seen you this active since...well...ever," Ino said, flipping her blonde hair. "Now, c'mon, we're going to be late! I want to impress Sasuke!"

Sasuke this, Sasuke that, Shikamaru thought. When is it my turn to shine in the light?

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Hinata, Hikari, and Sakura walked into the decorated gym. It was lovely, with an ocean like theme. Of course, it was early and Naruto, Kiba, and Shino were getting this party ready.

Kiba sighed. "I'm still on crutches... and i got no date."

"So? Dance with Akamaru," Naruto said.

"...GREAT IDEA! And you got a date with Jessica Simpson," Kiba said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"I do? I thought Hinata was my date," Naruto replied, cocking his head in confusion.

Itachi walked into the gym. "Nice. I hate it," he said, checking his clock. "Okay, Speakers: check, DJ: check, Keys: check, No Janitor in sight: check, Decorations: check, Sasuke...." Itachi spun around looking for his younger brother. "NOT HERE!???!!!!"

"Itachi-sensei needs to take a yoga class. He's too stressed," Hinata said.

Hikari smiled. "Yup. And thanks, Sakura for blowing up the science lab and singing some of my hair. I like it short!"

"Uh...you're welcome?" the cherry blossom replied.

"Anyways, i betting five years before Itachi-sensei explodes!" Hinata said.

Naruto poked up. "At the rate he's going, he won't last five minutes."

Kamija laughed. "You're right."

Edge froze. "Wait....Naruto was right????!!!!! What year is this and what kind of twisted future is this????"

"Well, next thing we'll know, Itachi-sensei's gonna leave Naruto in charge," Hikari said.

All of the early birds laughed.

"Naruto," Itachi said, throwing the unsuspecting blonde the keys, "You're in charge. I need to find where the hell Sasuke is." The Uchiha dashed out the door.

"...Cool!" Naruto said. Then the DJ stand blew up.

"I'll be outside," Kamija said. "...Unless you're going to blow that up, too."

Shino sighed. This was going to be a long night.

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Itachi fumbled with the house keys, dropping them for the fifth time. After five minutes, he finally managed to open the door.

"SASUKE!!!" he called, running up the stairs. Itachi kicked Sasuke's bedroom door down.

There he was, lying on the bed just waking up.

"Nii-san..." Sasuke said innocently, rubbing one eye, "What's up?"

Itachi nearly exploded (for the millionth time that day) "What's up is that the dance is in half an hour and you're not even out of bed yet??!!!"

Sasuke yawned. "Then I'm not going....I'm tired...."

The older Uchiha sighed. He hauled his little brother out of bed and forced him to change. After 15 horribly long minutes, Sasuke was finally changed an ready.

"Next time wake me up," Sasuke said.

"Are you saying this is MY fault," Itachi implied.

"Maybe i am... Maybe i'm not. Let's go!" Sasuke grabbed his older brother's wrist and dragged him to the dance.

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Finally, people, Naruto thought, seeing everybody crowd into the large gym. Shino ran up to the DJ stand.

"Alright people!!! Let's get this party started!" Naruto yelled.

No one paid any attention.

Kiba grabbed the mike. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

"WOOOO!" the whole gym cheered.

"Hey! How'd you do that?" Naruto asked, sulking.

Kiba shrugged. "All you gotta do is say the right thing."

"I said the exact same thing as you!"

"Guys...just enjoy the party," Hinata said, drinking her punch.

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Say something, idiot, Sakura mused. There he is, sitting next to you, the man of your dreams, and all you're doing is gaping like an idiot. Say something.

"Uh...Sakura?" Sasuke asked. "You're face is all...red. Are you okay?"

Sakura looked up. Yeah, i'm fine!-is what she wanted to say. "No, i have to go to the bathroom," is what she actually said.

"Go then..." Sasuke said.

Ino dashed up, abadoning a crying Shikamaru. "Sasuke, you want to dance?"

"Sure," the Uchiha said, leading the blonde to the dance floor. Ino stuck her tongue out and Sakura crushed her cup to bits.

"Are you okay?" Kamija asked.

Sakura growled and Edge inched as far away from her as possible.

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Kisame came in, dressed up as a student. He was supposed to be cleaning the science lab, but he wanted to par-tay first.

Itachi looked at him. "And you are...? I'm sorry only students and teachers are alowed in here, Kisame."

"DAMNIT! How'd you know?" Kisame inquired.

Itachi smirked. "I'm a genius. That's all."

"Concieted much?" Kisame muttered.

"I'm not concieted. I'm just naturally better than you."

"You are so concieted."

Itachi glanced around. "Tell you what...I'll let you in, but for a price."

Kisame raised an eyebrow. "Name it."

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Hinata and Naruto danced like crazy. They were the life of the party, with Naruto's wacky beats and Hinata's graceful movements.

"You're a bit overactive but i like that," Hinata said.

"You're a bit crazy but i like that," Naruto exclaimed.

Hinata smiled. "Yup."

Naruto smiled. "Yeah."

Awkward silence....

"Say something," Shino muttered in a walke-talkie.

"Like what?" Naruto asked.

"Compliment her!"

Kiba tapped Hinata on the shoulder. "Hey, do you wanna-"

Hinata flipped the unsuspecting invalid over her shoulder and into the punch bowl. "Pervert," she said.

"Wow. Cool," Naruto said.

Hinata smiled. "Yup. Now let's dance!"

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Neji was all alone. Lee was all alone. No one wanted to talk to them, especially girls.

"Hey, Neji, Lee!" Tenten called.

"SHHHH!" the both shushed her.

Tenten shrugged and said, "Lee, i got you a date!"

The bushy brow jumped up excitedly. "You did!? Where is she?! Where! I WANNA KNOW!!!!"

"Over there, by the doors," Tenten pointed. Lee dashed off.

"...You only said that to get rid of him, didn't you?" Neji asked, pushing his slightly crooked nose back to it's rightful place.

"Yup. Wanna dance?" Tenten said.

"Me?"

"You see anyone else with a crooked nose?" Tenten asked.

"Yes."

The girl cocked her head in confusion. "Yes about the dance or yes about the crooked nose?"

"Yes about the dance," Neji replied.

Tenten smiled. "Great."

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Sakura growled and crushed more cups while she watched Ino and Sasuke dance. She stood up and grabbed Lee, who was talking to a card-board cut out of Jessica Alba and dragged him to the dance floor. Lee spun her around and she danced right into Sasuke's arms.

"Hey, Sakura, what's up?" Sasuke asked.

It was Ino's turn to growl. She bumped Sakura away and she bumped back. Sasuke was still oblivious that they were fighting over him.

"Stop trying to steal my date!" the cherry blossom yelled, pushing Ino right into the punch bowl.

Everyone froze. Kamija and Edge, who were standing near the punch bowl moved out of the way. Ino growled and threw some of the pie in Sakura's face.

"CAT FIGHT!!!" Naruto screamed.

Itachi instantaneously ran over to the girls and pulled them away from each other. "Geez, you girls are heavy."

Both of them glared at their teacher. "Are you calling us fat?"

"Maybe i am...Maybe I'm not..." Itachi said.

"That's what i said! That's my thing!" Sasuke yelled.

"Actually, it's mine. I was born first," the older Uchiha announced.

Sasuke frowned.

Itachi dropped the two girls. "Just have fun, okay?"

"Fine," they both said.

"Oh, yeah and you two are going to clean this party up after it's over."

"WHAT? I thought the janitor was going to clean this!" both girls shrieked.

Itachi covered both ears. "Ouch. But alas, the janitor will be busy."

"With what?" Naruto asked.

Suddenly the door burst open and Kisame strolled in, wearing a pink dress, pink high heels, pink make-up, and a blonde wig. He walked pass Itachi saying, "You're dead."

Itachi sighed. "Right. You're in the party. Now sing." He handed him (or her) the mike.

Shino began to play the song, Barbie Girl.

"I'M NOT HUMILIATING MYSELF ANYMORE!!!" Kisame screamed like a girl. He covered his mouth.

"Said the shark in a dress," Itachi said.

Hinata and the school news paper smiled. "New story! GET HIM!!!"

"AHHH!" Kisame said.

Itachi turned to the girls. "Told you the janitor was busy." And with that, he left.

Sakura and Ino looked at each other. Naruto and Sasuke exchanged glances.

All four of them said, "This is going to be a great year."

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Hope you like. May not be my best, but comments are welcome!


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