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Sunday, December 3, 2006


Naruto High School part 13 - Popularity Compitition
Finally! An idea! Sorry for the long wait. I just don't have the mental capacity to think on one thing for more than 7 minutes. (To put it short, i have a short attention span).

Hope you enjoy this part.

Note: There's about 300 kids at this high school. And no, i'm not listing any OCs on the popularity list. That's just because i don't want people to think i favor some over others. I'm just beeing fair here.
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The Popularity List was out. Millions of teens stared at the long list, only concentrating on the top 5. Whoever made it there was popular for life!

"WHAT???!!!!" Naruto barked. "Number 276???!!!! Why would i be down there?!"

Kiba shrugged. "Maybe because you're so loud and noisy and you like to play pranks on people? Besides, people in the top five are supposed to be 'attractive.'"

"BUT I'M HANDSOME!!!!!!" Naruto yelled.

Sasuke groaned. "It's all about sex appeal. I hate popularity compitions. It's stupid and pointless. Who cares about all that stuff?"

"Aparently, Naruto," Chouji replied, munching in his chips. "At least you scored higher than me, Naruto. I'm number 300!"

Shikamaru sighed. "109. Whatta drag."

Ino slapped Shikamaru. "I can't go out with you! You're not popular!"

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE TOP FIVE EITHER, INO!?" Shikamaru yelled.

"Quiet down," Itachi barked. "Popularity lists...hate them. Anyways, you two are fighting like an old married couple."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Like you and Takara-sensei are going to be."

"SHUT UP!!!!!" Itachi yelled. "I'M SO GONNA GET YOU!!!"

The younger Uchiha snapped his fingers and Kisame dashed in with a garbage can, ramming Itachi into the trash.

"Thanks," Sasuke said.

Itachi blew a strand of hair and wiped off the milkshake on his eyes. "I'm going to kill you when i get home."

Naruto lifted a finger and swipped some of the milkshake off Itachi's head. "Strawberry, my favorite!"

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"I'm number 8? YES!" Kiba yelled. "IN YOUR FACE, SHINO!!"

"No matter, bugs will beat dogs any day," the calm Bug user said.

"Wanna bet?" Kiba challenged.

"Bring it on!"

"It shall be brung!" Kiba said.

Sasuke corrected, "You mean, 'It shall be brought,' right?"

Ino sighed. "What i don't get is why i'm not on the top 5."

"No freshmen ever gets to the top 5. You have to have a lot of fangirls and guys to chase you up there," Naruto stated. "I checked the yearbooks."

Gaara sighed. "I'm number 6! Soo close!"

Sasuke stood up. "When will they reveal the top five?"

"At the end of the day, when all the nominees are stated and the votes are counted," Naruto said

Kiba looked up. "You seem to know a lot about this school."

"My dad's the vice principal, remember. Even if he is stupid."

"Very stupid," the Inuzuka agreed. "Who makes up the lists anyway?"

"WE DO!!!!" Screamed a couple of super energectic voices.

"THE TEACHERS????????? SAY WHA?!" All the students yelped.

Naruto fell to the ground. "No wonder all the ranking is messed up. We had stupid teachers!"

Anko smirked. "Did you say something?" she said, with her fists raised.

Itachi sighed. "Just to let you know, i had nothing to do with this. Nothing at all. They made me figure out the statistics with a horrible math theroy that stated-"

"NO MORE MATH!!!!" Sasuke screeched, covering his brothers mouth. After a couple of seconds, his hand jerked away. "EWW! You licked my hand!?"

"Works every time," Itachi said.

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At the end of the day, everyone hudled around the bulitin board, trying to see their names on the newly revised lists, with the added top five.

"It seems pointless," Sasuke said.

"What a drag," Shikamaru groaned.

"I'M NUMBER 100!" Naruto yelled! "YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!"

Kiba smirked. "But guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm number 10!" Shino barked.

"SAY WHA???!!!" yelled Kiba. Akamaru barked in shock. "I'm number 11!"

"Ha!" Ino said. "Nine. Beat that Sakura."

"I just did. I got number eight," the pink haired girl said. She smirked at the blonde's glares.

Hinata sighed. "12. O well. I scored higher than nose-in-fore-head Neji."

"WAIT, 27?! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!" Neji yelled.

"13! The lucky number!!!" Lee barked. "I BEAT HYUUGA NEJI! YIPPEE! YAHOO!!!

"I can't believe i lost to such a loser...." Neji muttered.

Shikamaru and Chouji were at the bottom. Chouji got 101 and Shikamaru got 78.

"Sasuke-kun," Ino said. "Don't you want to see what you got?"

Sasuke shrugged. "Hit me."

Naruto stared at the list and nearly fainted. "IMPOSSIBLE!!! NUMBER ONE?!!!!"

"SAY WHA??!!!!" the younger Uchiha said. Everyone looked at Sasuke and began to chase him around campus.

Sasuke snapped his fingers. Kisame came in with a garbage can. "Kisame, outside."

"Righto," the fish said, letting Sasuke jump into the can and dragging him outside.

Itachi smirked. "Told you i was going to get ya."

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Not my best work, but i was in a hurry. Hope you like!






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