Friday, December 8, 2006

Naruto High School Part 15 - Ghosts and Other Things
Hey, thanks for all the feedback throughout the series. I really didn't think that it would be good.

Thank you again!

Anyways, let's begin!

Hope this is longer....

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Itachi leaned back against the tree and sighed. Finally, everybody (that is, in sight) was awake. And safe. The Uchiha wiped a bead of sweat from his unblemished forehead. "Who knew i could be sweating in this cold winter. Alright, let's do a quick head count."

21, they were missing 4!

Naruto gulped. "Where are we?"

"Is this hell?" Kiba asked in a squeaky voice. Akamaru shook his head.

"You'll be going to hell if you don't follow my directions...we're missing four people," Itachi said.

Edge took a quick note. "Aburame Shino, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke and...some weird guy."

Ami glanced at the senior. "How'd you know that?"

"He stole my lucky clipboard, that's why," Kamija pouted.

Hikari and Hinata pulled out their camaras and snapped pictures of everybody. "This is going to make a great story!" Hinata yelled. Hikari smiled and nodded in agreement.

The weird kid popped out from under the snow, scaring the wits out of Kiba and Naruto who claimed that they had to change their pants.

"Woot, that was fun! Let's do that again!" the kid exclaimed.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "I'm a genius, Kisame. I know that's you."

The kid growled and pulled off his hat. "I just wanted to go on the trip and not clean."

"That's what you get for the laughing gas incident," Kurohotaru said.

Neko shudded. "That was a nightmare."

Aileena smiled and shot her fist up into the air. (Aileena is my sister's and friend's OC. What? I had to add her in. My little sister bites! Anyway, all you need to know about her is that she's obsessed with Itachi). "Don't worry! Itachi-kun's gonna save us all, he's awesome!"

"It's Itachi-sensei, not Itachi-kun," the Uchiha corrected. "What am i gonna do? We lost all our bags, got lost in the forest, have 3 people missing and I've just started teaching and I really can't stand kids. I don't think I can handle 21 kids...I mean 20 kids and one useless janitor by myself. Besides...Mom's spirit is gonna haunt me if i don't find Sasuke soon...AWWW MAN!!!" Itachi groaned, banging his head on a nearby evergreen tree.

"He really does need a yoga class..." Neko whispered. Again, Hikari just nodded.

Ino turned to Shikamaru. "You're going to have to carry me. I don't wanna ruin these shoes!"

Shikamaru groaned. "Then why the hell did you wear them?"

"Who are we missing again?" Neji asked, fixing his nose up from the fall.

"Aburame Shino, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke," Edge repeated.

Lee glanced around. "I shall find Sakura-san and rescue her from the clutches of this haunted forest filled with ghastly beings, ghosts, ghouls, and-"

"WHOULD YOU GET TO THE POINT?!" Tenten shrieked, slamming her fist on Lee's head.

"I like cookies," Gaara said randomly.

Kankuro and Temari groaned. "Back to the drawing board with the therapist."

"Ghosts? H-haunted f-forest? Gh-houls?" Naruto stuttered.

Kiba smirked. "What's the matter? Afraid?"

"NEVER!" Naruto protested. The blonde stood up. "I AM NOT AFRAID OF GHOSTS!"

Itachi sighed. "Instead of just sitting here and freezing to death, maybe it's better if we find the missing people."

Of course, people were so busy chit-chating, that they didn't realize a dark figure approching them.
Little do they know, this place REALLY IS haunted, but not with what you think.

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Shino landed right in front of a run down shack. It made creepy noises and had a rotten sign hanging from it that said in big red letters, "No Trespassing or else, unless it's your shift." Except the 'f' from 'shift' was missing so...do the math.

"Shift?" Shino asked. As if on cue, the sign fell off and said, 'yes, shift.' The bug collector blinked and walked into the falling apart building. He saw many things, tools, a chain saw, unfinished math homework (Itachi-sensei's gonna flip!), especially disguses as ghosts, ghouls, ghastly beings, and a one eyed Santa. A smile formed on his face. It's time for a bit of fun.

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Sasuke's ankle was bleeding pretty badly. Sakura bit her lip, pressing a cloth she ripped from her jacket onto the Uchiha's ankle. He had saved her from a harsh fall and then twisted his ankle in the process.

"Sakura...where's Itachi-nii-san?" Sasuke asked, sitting up.

Sakura simply replied. "I don't know. All i remember is Naruto saying 'BOOM' and then something exploded...."

Sasuke leaned back against the stone. "It's alright, Sakura, i can walk...." he cringed as he got up on his feet and then fell back down again.

"Oh....Itachi-sensei, Naruto...anybody..." Sakura pleaded with the sky. "Help!"

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There was so much screaming that Itachi couldn't concentrated. "SHUT UP YOU GODDAMNED KIDS! GEEZ!"

"GHOST!" Naruto screamed, grabbing Hinata and hiding behind the tree.

"Cool, another great story!" Hinata said, readying her camara like a weapon. "Ah, this year is perfect for my jounalistic ethics!"

Gaara walked up to the ghost (and if you hadn't guessed...is---Nah, can't tell you anymore). "Hi, my name is Gaara, what's yours?"

The ghost's reply was a grunt.

"Man, you're mean," Gaara said, walking back to his siblings.

Ino screamed and clutched onto Shikamaru, who, for some weird reason, felt quite satisfied.

Lee showed off some of his martial arts moves. "I shall protect this class with my life!"

Itachi suddenly started laughing. Immedietely, even the ghost, suddenly said, "ITACHI-SENSEI'S LAUGHING! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!" Well, everybody except for Aileena.

"Cute laugh," Aileena sighed dreamily.

"Jokes over, Shino," Itachi said. But the ghost was gone, leaving nothing but a cloth in it's place.

"Hm...i could have sworn...well, you can't be right all the time," Itachi murmmered. "Naruto, get out of there. The ghost is gone."

Hinata managed to drag Naruto out. "C'mon, Naruto."

Kiba smirked. "Chicken."

"I'LL SHOW YOU CHICKEN!" Naruto barked.

"Guys!" Hikari yelled. Hinata stomped on both Kiba's and Naruto's feet and bonked their heads together cartoon style.

"We're totally forgeting what we REALLY need to do," Kamija said.

Ami nodded and smiled, casting sidelong glances at Lee, who gave her a good guy pose back. Edge sighed. "What we need to do is find Shino-kohai, Sasuke-kun, and Sakura-chan."

"In one piece," Kurohotaru added.

"Of course, although i'm sure i'm going to leave my nose behind," Neji said, fixing it again.

Naruto stood up. "YUP! Let's go!" he yelled dashing in a certain direction.

Everyone stared. "Doesn't he know that that's the direction where the ghost came from?" Hikari asked.

"Oh boy," Hinata groaned, dashing after her potential boyfriend.

"HEY!" Itachi said. "I swear, i'm gonna have a heart attack if one more bad thing happens."

Suddenly, Gaara shrieked, Temrai yelped, Kisame hid behind Kankuro, and Naruto and Hinata crawled back to the group, blood dripping down from a small gash on their cheeks.

"Oh boy," Itachi said, fainting on the spot.

Edge sighed. "We're never gonna get out of here alive are we?"

Kamija's reply was a simple head shake, which was the universal body language of, "No."

"Oh boy," Hikari groaned. Ami and Kurohataru didn't say anything, since they were too busy keeping Aileena from doing anything dirty to Itachi-sensei.

"SOMEBODY HELP!!!!" Neko screamed.

"What a drag..." Shikamaru groaned.

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Alright, that's just about it for now. Hope you like this chapter!

Man, this took me a while to make up. Not really my best work, though.
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