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Tuesday, July 6, 2004


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Hey, I've seen some pretty cool sites out there! I would like to commend everyone on their site, even if I don't know you. Let's just say that I don't have much to talk about...

Storytime

Long ago, there was a witch, and this witch...she had some serious issues with her cat. He talked all night and slept all day. When the witch wanted to sleep...he wanted to play, and she just couldn't make hime wake up during the day.

Her nights were too rough, and her health was poor; but she didn't just want to boot her cat straight up and out the door. So here's what she decided to do. After years of torture, here's what she decided to do. She took the cat and made him into stew, and she gave him to the Old Lady in the Shoe. Her children had a meal, a big meal you see; so somebody got a prize out of this deal to me.

As for the witch, she went home for some rest. But she did not do her house the best, for when she opened the door there were mice on the floor, and now she has a problem with pest.
Now that the cat's voice was gone, and this is no jest, the mice feared not to stray away from their nest. They thought nothing of the witch; she was just an old hag with teeth all gone and a face that sagged.

Not tolerating this, here's what she decided to do. The mice were loud like a gossipy crowd; so here's what the witch decided to do. She sent all the mice to Winnie the Pooh, to the Hundred Acre Wood where they were free to be yappy. And the witch home where she could be happy.

But the witch did not do her house the best, for she ended up having a bigger problem with pest. With no mice around scurrying or chattering, the roaches came in a manner not flattering. They raided her food and almost covered the floor; so the witch headed straight out the door, and she went away to the Von Drake store. Do you know what the witch decided to do? Well, I don't really know; I haven't the slightest clue.

But here's what I do know, and this will end the show. If a person goes strolling past the old witches house during the day, they will hear loud snoring. So what can I say? At night here house creates noise that wakes the town. So you tell me; what do you think went down?

I don't know.

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