Sunday, November 11, 2007

Holy Shit! I bitch slapped my neighbor because I'm a power ranger!
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
JANUARY----------I BITCH SLAPPED
FEBRUARY---------I RAPED
MARCH-------------I SPIT ON
APRIL---------------I SLEPT WITH
MAY-----------------I PUNCHED
JUNE----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JULY-----------------I KICKED
AUGUST------------ I LICKED
SEPTEMBER--------I KILLED
OCTOBER-----------I KISSED
NOVEMBER---------I MADE OUT WITH
DECEMBER---------I HAD SEX WITH


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------A HOBO
3--------A SPOON
4--------YOU
5--------A LAWN GNOME
6--------A HOT DUDE
7------- A GANGSTER
8--------THE MIRROR
9--------SPONGEBOB
10-------A NOODLE
11-------MY EX
12-------I PUNCHED
13-------DORA
14--------A MOP
15-------P.DIIDY
16-------A WHITE BOY
17-------MY BESTFRIEND
18------MY BOY/GIRLFRIEND
19-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
20-------A HOE
21-------A BANANA
22------- YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND
23-------1000 PEOPLE
24-------A TREE
25-------A HOMO
26-------MY TRUE LOVE
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY HOMIES GF
29-------A MEXICAN
30-------HIM/HER
31-------UR UNCLE


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
GREEN----------BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLACK------------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
tiedie--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------- BECUZ I WAS HIGH
MAROON--------BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXXII BITCH.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN---------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
orange----------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
BRA------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

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HAVE BAD LUCK UNTILL THE YEAR 2011
true story, good luck with yours
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