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hey, remember the paper I had to write about myself in 300-500 words? well the teacher gave them back and I got an A! yay! here just read this print it out if you like ^_^
PARENTS GUIDE TO JROCK
1.)Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.
2.)Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3.)When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that its a girl, it probably isn't.
4.)If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5.)Don't be surprised if their total clothing and make-up styles changes.
6.)If they start speakin a language that is almost English but not quite don't worry it's called "Engrish", you'll get used to it.
7.)WARNING: Don't insult their favorite Jrockers.
8.)When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshipping Satan.
9.)Buy more ink jet cartridges for the pronter, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.
10.)Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.
11.)Be prepared to learn more than you ever had about something you never wanted to know about.
12.)A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13.)Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower h, that's how it's done.
14.)When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
15.)It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother argueing about it.
16.)Jrock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it.
The JROCK GODS
HYDE: GENSO no KAMI - KANASHIMI no KAMI [snow]
God of Illusion - God of Sorrow
SATUSKI: TSUKI no KAMI - AKAGE no KAMI [shadow]
God of Moon - God of Shadow
KYO: YAMI no KAMI - ITAMI no KAMI [darness]
God of Darkness - God of Pain
GAKUTO: CHI no KAMI - SEKKUS no KAMI [wind]
God of Blood - God of Sex
HIZUMI: SENSO no KAMI - GOD of HATE [fire]
God of War
RUKI: GOD of HEALING - HIKARI no KAMI [light]
God of Light
SHOU: KARA no KAMI - HEWA no KAMI [water]
God of Sky - God of Peace
bands that they belong to:
HYDE: L'Arc en Ciel - other members: Ken (guitar), Tetsu (guitar), Yukihiro (drums), Sakura (ex.drums) Hyde is vocals, guitar band name meaning: Rainbow (french)
SATSUKI: Rentrer en Soi - other members: Shun (guitar), Takumi (guitar), Ryo (bass), Mikka (drums) Satsuki is vocals band name meaning: Enter of Himself (french)
KYO: Dir en grey - other members: Kaoru (guitar), Die (guitar), Toshiya (bass), Shinya (drums) Kyo is vocals band name meaning: Silver Grey Coin (german/french/english)
GAKUTO: Malice Mizer - other members: Mana (guitar), Kozi (guitar), Yuki (bass), Khala (drums) Gackt is vocals, piano, guitar
HIZUMI: D'espairsRay - other members: Karyu (guitar), Zero (bass), Zakusa (drums) HIzumi is vocals
RUKI: Gazetsuto - other members: Uruha (guitar), Aoi (guitar), Reita (bass), Kai (drums) band name meaning: Gazette
SHOU: Arisu Kyu - other members: Tora (guitar), Hiroto (guitar), Saga (bass), Nao (drums) Shou is vocals band name meaning: Alice 9
heheheheh yeah like none of you didn't know who these people were but ah well. later. |
