Friday, May 12, 2006

   Heart of the Cards, dude.

yeah, i know. i've been gone for a long time. thats cuz i've been busy. w/ a lot of shit. mostly the Yu-Gi-Oh GX game for GBA, Duel Academy. my friend let me borrow it for a week, ending on Sunday, and it ROCKS! im serious! any die-hard GX fan has to get this game. i guess im just saying that cuz im totally dominating the academy. and no, u dont get to play as Jaden:(. but u get to kick his ass:). i also have another powerpoint due, and one more book report. so i'll be gone for another long while. hmm, this sucks. i hate being away from myO and all the friends i have there. shame. pity. ...shit. i guess i'll do my work now...or i'll do it tomorrow. i dunno. i'm blank rite now. heh. well, see yahs later.

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Friday, May 5, 2006

Ninja training

well, i just initiated my self as Shichidaime, the seventh Hokage!(cuz that damn Naruto swiped the #6 slot) lemme tell u, i had to go through a LOT of rigorous training and testing to do so. in fact, lemme show u what the test was like, with sifl and olly, two students who just graduated. if u like this video and want to become a successful shinobi like me,(if ya dont believe me, check the quiz results)then recommend your friends to come here. The ninja test- Another vid that i wanted to throw in- Shichidaime wants YOU to become a Leaf Village shinobi!

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006

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Pork chops...and applesauce.^__^ Yo momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet dont get wet. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Yo momma's so old, i told her to act her own age, & she died. Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love, and it broke.

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

   Kyuubi vs. Shukaku-in all my glory.

the following episodes of Naruto contain the conclusion of the Sand/Sound invasion of Konohagakure. the fight scenes are extremely intense, yet somewhat comical. they also include...ME! Watch me kick major ass!!! witness the full power of Kyuubi Kitsune!!!! ok, not really, but u get what i mean. here's episodes 78 & 79. warning:if u haven't gotten this far in the series, it is not recommended that u watch these...ah, fuck it! just watch 'em. they're good stuff! episode 78 episode 79

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

   The DBZ Revolution

HEEEEEY! What's shaken'? howyadoineverybody? -Gai sensei ok u little bastards are NOT gonna believe this. i was on theotaku.com just now, and i found this news article about a new Nintendo Revolution game. it's DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 2!(awesomeness!!!) nyways, what's so awesome about it is that the special attacks(kamehameha, spirit bomb) aren't done w/ button combos- they are preformed w/ the actual hand/body movements from the show!!! isnt that just freakin' awesome!?!?!? then again, you cant xpect any less from Nintendo.

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   Round 2

SAKURA: Sasuke I just found the coolest thong let me model it for you*Sasuke drops dead from massive nosebleed* Sakura: are you okay I didn't think it was that tight SAKURA: Hey Orochimaru, wanna go out with me? SAKURA: *delivers a kidnapped Sasuke to Orochimaru* "Okay, now where the cash?" SAKURA: Oh, Sasuke was SO last season... Naruto's in now! SAKURA: Naruto... I don't want to be too forward... eeeh, but will you go out with me? INNER-SAKURA: HELL YEAH!!! SAKURA: "Oh, Naruto, I've always loved you! I never wanted Sasuke, I just wanted to make you jealous. Did it work?" SAKURA: *arrives to class drunk w/ mohawk, denim skirt, Red Hot Chili Peppers tee, and some random punk rocker shinobi who picked her up off the street* KAKASHI: I'm swearing off Come Come Paradise. From now on, I will only read lemon Naruto fanfics. KAKASHI: I need a new profession; porno stardum here I come KAKASHI: "Damn, I can't find my other contact" ITACHI: "Hey man, don't look at me like that!!!" KAKASHI: What's under the mask... what's under the mask! That's all everyone cares about! Well here! Take a good look! (Rips off mask, wearing another one) Ya happy?! KAKASHI: Why isn't my sharingan working!!! Let me get my secret weapon. MY MONACLE!!! MWAHAHA!! KAKASHI: (Burns Come Come Paradise) this is a very bad book!!! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!!! KAKASHI: *lifts up headband* "Damn this contact's getting on my nerves..." KAKASHI: *singing* "Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight! Uh, uh, get down tonight!" KAKASHI: *to the kids* *girly voice* Okay, look, I was late because I just COULD NOT get my hair to work for me, and ran out of moisturizer, and Gai stopped by to borrow my wax kit AGAIN... KAKASHI: "Hello team 7, my name is Hatake Kakashi...and I'm a porn-o-holic." KAKASHI: [2 hours late]:"sorry guys, (pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..." KAKASHI: Weeellll... Okay. I suppose one little strip-tease couldn't hurt. Let me just get this mask off first. KAKASHI: "I have been waiting here for an HOUR, you guys..." KAKASHI: "BE FREE, MY LITTLE ONE. SWIM WITH YOUR FAMILY!" *throws Iruka off the dock, crying*

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

   My own

Well, like i promised, i started making up my own "They'd never say that!" fanfic thingy. only drawback is, i only did two characters so far. i'll show ya guys more in the future. this is hard work! NARUTO: "You know...this headband is kinda tacky..." NARUTO: forget this ninja crap, math is my real forte KYUUBI: I am the very model of a psycho individual... NARUTO: You killed my father! KYUUBI: You really are a naive little kid...Naruto, I am your father! NARUTO: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NARUTO: "Sasuke's right! I AM a dumbass! *prances around and sings* I'm a dumbass! I'm a dumbass! I'm a dumbass!" NARUTO: I'm tired of ramen. Give me some carrot sticks! NARUTO: "I wuv u Sasuke! SASUKE: *crying* I luv u too!! *hugs Naruto* NARUTO: *hugs Gaara* MY FWIEND!!! Gaara: o.o!!!!!!!!!!!!! NARUTO: "I have an announcement to make, people, people." *scratches throat* "This is very hard for me to say, but I’ve given up Ramen Noodles!" NARUTO: Forget being Hokage, I wanna be Clint Eastwood! *mounts horse and rides off into sunset* Yee haw! *clip clop of horse's hooves can be heard* *horse rears* Yaah! *Naruto slides off* *thud* NARUTO: "2*2 + 24x = 23 + 1 - 11" NARUTO: "I give up. You win." NARUTO: I don't want to be Hokage! I wish to be...Lord of the Dance *RIPS his shirt off, sticks a rose in his mouth* SASUKE: *dancing and singing* I'm feelin' SEX-AAAAAYY *rips shirt off*...when I hear you say my name... SASUKE: [to ITACHI] "Hello. My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed... my whole family. Prepare to die." SASUKE: *farts* aah...now i feel way better! SASUKE: *high* Damn, dis shiz iz good... SASUKE: *singing* He's got the whoooole world in his hands- Sakura: *singing* He's got the whole world in his hands! Naruto: *singing* Damn straight i dooooo SASUKE: [to kakashi] alright. Hand over the book! *grabs it from him and walks away as he begins to read it* SASUKE: "Screw revenge, I’m going clubbing!!!" SASKUE: *singing loudly* I FEEL GOOD... dundadundadundadun... I KNEW THAT I WOULD... SASUKE: "Sexy no jutsu!" SASUKE: BUNNIES!!!*claps hands and chases bunny*YAYAYAY!!! SASUKE: It's best to forgive and forget! SASUKE: "Hey, Sakura. Let's go out to lover's leap and neck for a while." SASUKE: *on the intercom*..."We need clean up on isle Seven. CLEAN UP on isle SEVEN." SASUKE: *to team 07* "Great job, guys! We really pulled that one off! Sakura, you really showed that Shinobi who was boss!" *claps hands together *

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

   How long has it been since my last real post?

well, after a long, long break from writing posts, i'm back. um, let's see, happy belated easter to everyone. and happy spring break to nyone who's still on break(like me). what did i do the whole time i was gone? well, i'll tell ya about yesterday, i guess. my folks are making me read over spring break. unfortunately, manga's not allowed. so i picked Catcher in the Rye. it's going pretty good. it could make for a pretty good manga. i'm serious. it really could! i'm glad everyone liked my little "they wouldn't say that!" thingy i put last time. i'm trying to make up my own, so u can xpect it sometime soon. i'm glad u also liked those two vids by those morons. i've also made lots more friends. but i'm still in the 10,000s by poularity. i wonder how much longer 'til i break the 500 mark? oh, well. ive only been here for a month. hmm, yesterday i played manhunt w/ my friends(about 5 of them).manhunt, if you dont know, is likr tag, xcept over a very large area, so ya hafta hunt them out. since i live in an area with lots of apartment buildings(not a city, btw)the blocks are irregularly shaped and have lots of areas behind the buildings, so there's lots of places to hide. we played for ovr an hour. at one point, i had to climb up a tree to get 2 of my friends, which sucked cuz i always get sap on me when i climb that tree. and this time was no different. in fact i just remembered. 1 of those friends(not in the tree) was Sasuke Uzumaki(look for him under my friends). oh, crap. that's a long post. um, i'm gonna let ya go now. sorry i made a read so much. later!

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Friday, April 14, 2006

They'd never say that! (courtesy of Naruto Central.com)

Every Naruto character has a different personality and there are some things they would just never say. Naruto: “Shut up, Sakura I don’t want to be Hokage today” Sasuke: “I'm sorry Itachi I don’t feel like fighting today” Jiraiya: “Oh man not another naked chick.” Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?” Jiraiya: “Ahh the fourth was not anything special.” Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.” Jiraiya: “I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob.” Jiraiya: “I love big butts and I can not lie.” Ino: “ Who cares about looks.” Ino: “Eww I hate purple.” Itachi: “I’m so weak I wish I wasn’t such a woman.” Itachi: “Violence isn’t necessary can’t we all just get along.” Itachi: “I want my mommy….” Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?” Shino: “Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don’t know were it has been.” Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.” Tsunade: “I hate being young I wish I didn’t have this jutsu going.” Tsunade: “Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying.” Gai: “That’s it I'm shaven these ugly eyebrows.” Choji: “I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet.” Chouji: “Oooooh no not another bite.” Gaara: “I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it.” Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..” Kankurou: “Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?" Hinata: “I love you Neji.” Neji: “I love you to Hinata.” Shikamaru: “I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour.” Shikamaru: “Ino I hate you, your such a bitch. Yet you’re so hot marry me?” Kakashi: “I think I'm going to show up for training early today.” Kakashi: “Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me.” Sakura: “Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto.” Sakura: “Damn Sasuke you’re even uglier than I am.” Sakura: “Damn Sasuke get a hair cut.” Haku: “ I hate you Zabuza shove it.” Haku: “Wow I make a pretty good looking girl… pass the lip stick please.” The Third Hokage: “This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii.”

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

   Autobots versus Gangstas

those retards from the pokemon vid are back, w/ something even more funny than b4...

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