Tuesday, January 30, 2007

   ugh.......why did it have to be like this......FUCK!!!!

Before I get to that... Heh, I just HAD to have it!! But, more importantly.....I'm having a pretty bad day...no, scratch that- a really bad day. See, i've been going to this church in my town for years, since i was very litle. Although i'm not a hardcore christian, i still have my beliefs. Anyways, after so many years, I've gotten to know al the people that go there. And my church ain't the biggest around, like a small little community of sorts, so it gets easy to know everyone. So, there's this one couple at my church, the Shepherds, and they are the NICEST couple i have ever met in my life. Dorothy and George Shepherd have been married for over 60 years(yes, they're old), and were just nice to everyone. NEVER in my life have I seen them frown, or barely drop their smile. All i know age-wise is that George is 90.....and now, that's as far as he'll reach..... Saturday night, George Shepherd was found, by his wife, laying on the bathroom floor, passed out. He was admitted into a hospital the same night, and since then has been in a coma. We got the phone call Sunday morning, before i went to church. We all waited to see any new developments on his case. Today, while i was home watching my little brother while my parents were out, I got a call from another lady at my church. ..... January 30, 2007, around 4:00 this afternoon, George Shepherd passed away, at 90 years old. ........I can't even BEGIN to say, how distraught I am right now. Out of everyone- EVERYONE- I know, he was the nicest, most intelligent, most sincere man I have ever met and known, ever. He was....like a mentor to everyone he knew. He played a big role in the church, serving on its committee, and was admired by everyone. He was, as I said before, very intelligent, graduating at the top of his class at Yale University, as you all know is one of the biggest colleges in the freakin' country!! I swear....that man, he ALWAYS had something to teach you, whether it was educational, practical, or just something completely out of the ordinary, he ALWAYS had a piece of knowledge to share with everyone. i loved being able to learn something new from him, I really did. And know....he's gone. He just vanished off the face of the earth, like that.... FUCK!!!!!!!! Why?! Why do things have to turn out like this?!?! I dont even know what happened to the guy in his bathroom, and you just expect me to accept his passing just like that?!!? I CAN'T!!!!! I WON'T!!! I...I, don't know what to do....nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I've never lost someone so close to me like this before. I just, can't take it! I've never seen that man frown, not once. In the same manner, he's never seen me cry, not once. I never wanted to see him frown....and now I never will. I never wanted him to see me cry.......and now, he most definitely will.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

i dont know

i dont know. i just saw 5 people posting, and it's midnight, so.....i might edit this post later, but if I dont....hmm.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Day 1...COMPLETE!!! now, training time!! and ...someone's birthday?!

Yup, today's Shino's birthday!! I think he's....actually, i have no clue how old the guy is....as for a party...i doubt we'll throw one for him....ya see, Ichigo: Yeah, i went by Shino's place today to wish the dude a Happy birthday, ya know? Renji: So, what happened? He wasn't home? Ichigo: Actually, he was home....but, for some reason, he wouldn't answer the door...I mean, he came to the door, but he wouldn't open it...He said he was busy, then...I heard Rukia's voice inside. She kept saying "Come back, Shino, we're not done yet. You're not done with me yet, and I'M not done with you!"...i dont get it. Then, Shino said to go on AIM later, and we'll talk there. I went home and logged on, and he was already there. I talked to him, but he took like 8 minutes to reply back. and he STILL wouldn't tell me what he was doing, or why Rukia was at his house....puzzling... .....um, Ichigo, perhaps- Byakuya: Dont. Just don't bother. It's his fault if he doesn't understand. it just hasnt hit him yet. Let it slide. Sasuke:*whispers* Wow, this guy....something's wrong with him, isnt there? Orochimaru: I believe so. Hey, Urahara, something's wrong with this kid. I can just tell. We ALL can. Urahara: Tell me about it. I trained the kid personally, so I should know... Naruto: HAHAAH, WOOOOO!! Looks like Shino's giving the Queen Bee her royal treatment!!!! Renji: Yeah, Happy birthday Shino!!! HAHA.....wait a minute....with RUKIA?!?!!? HAHAHA!!! That's true!! Man, lucky guy!! Who'd have thought, too?! Ichigo: *still doesnt get it* Man, i was so stoked on giving him his present. I got the guy an ant farm...i just thought he would enjoy it.... *glomp* Naruto: *super-glomp* Renji: *major-glomp* Ishida: *You know what's next* Yes....he's gonna love that...hehe *hides ant farm behind his back* Naruto: Yeah,...uh, i'm sure he'll love it! heh...*hides an ant farm behind his back as well...* Byakuya: So, how was the first part of your midterms today?? I'm sure it was a living hell, huh? Not really, but,....i have absolutely no time to finish this post. the full details, tomorrow. See ya then!!

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Monday, January 22, 2007

   Fuck

This frickin' blows!! i HATE Mid-terms...

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

   1100 HITS, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........now, back to the party!!!!!

....and so, Dattebayo Fansubs, they now do subtitles for Pokemon: Pearl & Diamond, season 10!! *takes sip of Jose Cuervo* AAHHHH, yeah, that's the stuff right there!!! Hiashi: HAHA, yeah, didnt know they were doin' all that, but....*feelin' woozy* ...what? hey, dont gimme that look!!! I'm totally fine!!! Dont worry about me!!! Renji: *takes another shot* YAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Man, that is some FINE booze!! This party's great!! i just wanna know,......WHERE THE GIRLS ARE AT!!! Well, for the people who've been waiting for this post, yes, we're all still here, yes, some people hafta share colors, yes, there's still plenty of booze, and yes, we're still waiting for the girls! and for someone else to drop by, right? Kiba: Hey, Renji, that's MY line!! Anyways, yeah, someone else is supposed to come. But first, let's get some more music up in here, ya know?! Shikamaru: Play some Akon!! Choji: No, Bring up some Snoop D-O-double-G!! Shikamaru: No, Akon!! Smack that, all on the floor, smack that...!! Choji: No, Snoop!!! I pull up, whip low in the Phantom,, with the wheels' spinnin', ladies like That's that! Shikamaru: AKON!!! Choji: SNOOP DOGG!!! Jiraiya: Hey, i got a better idea!!.... Hey, where did that come from....orochimaru, where'd ur little perv buddy go?! *music starts playing outta nowhere. Evreyone recognizes the tune, and gets tense, cuz they know whats coming next....* Jiraiya:*starts singing* San-nin.....KaKashi.....and you know we upfront! *Stripper poles are soon revealed, but are still shrouded in darkness* I see you windin' & grindin', up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know, I Wanna Fuck You.....you already know, I Wanna Fuck You....You already know, girl *the poles are lit up, and Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Ino, Hinata Orihime, Rangiku, and Yoruichi are all dancing on the stage......and lookin' MAD sexy while doin' so!!* Kakashi: Money in the air as mo' feel grab you by your coat tail, take you to the motel, hoe sale, don't tell, won't tell... Shikamaru, Kiba,& Choji: Aw, HELLZ YEAH!!! PERFECT SONG, PERFECT GIRLS, THE PARTY HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!! YA-HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hiashi: ......Um, is this legal?!?! and....WHAT THE FRICKIN' FUCK IS MY DAUGHTER DOING UP THERE?!?!?! Uh, UH, Never mind about that!!! and yes, it's totally legal in MY posts!!! *with a Borat voice* Very Niiiice!!!!! *everyone else is speechless. They weren't expecting this...* Sasuke: OH Orochimaru: MY Naruto: FRICKIN' Renji: FUCKIN' Guy: GOD Lee: ALMIGHTY Urahara: GOOD Ichigo: GOLLY Ishida: GOSH Kiba: GEE Shikamaru: WHILLICKERS Choji: WHIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neji: .....Ok, who wants more liqour?! Booze's on me, fellas!!! Right here!!! Renji: Dude, you're just piffed cuz your cousin's hot up there, and you know it!!! Byakuya: For once, my lieutenant actually has a point...*thumbs up and grins* AHHHHH!!!! Roku-Bantai Taichou, Captain Kuchiki!!! YOU were the person we were expecting to arrive?! I didn't know!! Renji: ... You didn't?? Naruto: Yeah, we all kinda knew he was coming. Hiashi: Yeah, even I knew he was on his way....well, he's here now, so, have a drink, good buddy!! Byakuya: yeah, thanks pal!!! *takes a shot of [yellow tali]* AAAAHH, yeah, that's the ticket!! And, you dont hafta call me Captain!! Just Byakuya!! Thanks to Renji, I've finally learned how to loosen up and relax!! Really? How?! Renji: With THIS!!! *hands me a DVD* .....HUH?! are you serious?! GIRLS GONE WILD: SOUL SOCIETY?!?!?! You made this Renji?!?! Renji: ya DAMN rite, I did!!! And i had sooooo much fun filming it!! and get this- THERE'S NO GUYS IN IT!!! Naruto: Dude, there's NEVER any guys in GGW. Everyone knows that!! Kiba: Yeah, well, my personal favorite is Doggystyle in Detroit, that it is!!! Um, how do two girls do it Doggyst- Kiba: Simple-what does Tenten specialize in?? Um, Using ninja tools, why? Kiba: Yep, and besides fighting, what else can a girl do with ninja tools???... Huh.....oh, OH, you mean that way..... Kiba: Exactly!! and speaking of girls....TAKE IT OFF, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the guys: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Jiraiya: Shorty, I can see, you ain't lonely, handful of niggas and they all got cheese, so you lookin' at me now, what's it gonna be, just another tease, far as I can see....> *All of a sudden, a flurry of pink Cherry Blossom petals begin to fall around the stage, making a bright sexy dsplay of pink along with those FINE as hell girls* Lee: Yo, dude, what's goin' on?! The stage is lookin' mad nice!! What's with the Sakura petals?? Urahara: They appear to be coming from someone at this party, but i wonder who.... Naruto: I know who it's coming from...*points at Byakuya, who's now dancing up on the stage with the girls*. Choji: *just came back from the snack table* HEY!!! how come HE gets to dance with the girls up on the stage?!?! Shikamaru: That's IT!! I'm really piffed right now!! That's MY Temari and Ino he's dancing with up there!!!! Kiba: and MY Hinata!!! Renji: Relax guys!! He's not interested in them!! He only wants Orihime, Rangiku, and the other BLEACH girls up there. Hey, i see Soifon's up there too, even better!! He would only want the girls who starred in my GGW video. I think my vid worked more wonders on the guy than i first thought!! ....Hey, where's Sasuke? I noticed he hasnt been here for a while. *Sasuke runs in, almost out of breath* Sasuke: Sorry guys, i had to take Hanabi home. She was getting sleepy, since it's pretty late for her and all. So, i did a favor, and got her outta here. now we can really party!! *The song ends, and all the girls, and Byakuya, are all walking down. Byakuya, Jiraiya and Kakashi are walking towards Hiashi and Urahara, who are now gonna have "Men time", while the girls are coming over here, by us......* ......GROUP HUDDLE!!!!! *all the guys huddle up* Ok, the girls are on their way over here right now. NOW is our chance. THIS is it- the moment in which our lives are truly defined by the course of our actions. Gentlemen, we are heading into.....the LAP DANCE ROOM. All the guys: YEEEEEAAHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Naruto: Alright, Chris is right. TONIGHT is THE NIGHT!! The proclamation of the declaration of emancipation for the young mens' nation!! Lee: Urahara, Hiashi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Orochimaru and Byakuya will have their moment later with these girls, but NOW, now is OUR TIME. We can hold off longer than those old coots. I mean c'mon! Springtime of Youth, people!!! this is how we roll!!!! Neji: That's so true Lee, SO TRUE!! I even hear that Tsunade and Shizune are arriving!! Sweetness!!!! Ishida: Oh yeah?! Good!! Cuz that Lesbian chick from our school, Shizuru, is also gonna be here shortly!! Man, i am PUMPED RIGHT NOW!!! it's so close!!! All right men, this is IT!! This, is the point, where we leave behind our lives as boys, and become MEN!!!!!!! Everyone: AMEN TO THAT!!! And we will show those girls, what it truly means to be WOMEN!!! ARE YOU READY?!?! Everyone: HELLZ YES, SIR!!!! Sasuke: No turning back!!! We march forward, and keep on marching to the great sanctuary below!!! everyone: LET'S GO!!!! Alright, well, you read it all, seen it all, but now, it's time we take our leave. We are off....and we wont be back for a good while, trust me!!! So, before we head out...just gonna say so long.....and hope you guys can make it to the next party!!! AT MY HOUSE, BITCHES!!!!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

man, i bet you wonder what i hafta do for a whole week without posting....(reposted from Jan. 9th)

Renji: You bet your ASS they probably wanna know!! You've been pretty busy, what with Guy's birthday and all....and because yesterday was ANOTHER Naruto Birthday!! 2 in fact!! That's right peoples!!! Yesterday, January 8, was the birthday of Hiashi and Hizashi Hyuuga!!! Sasuke: Dude, ya might wanna be careful about Hizashi. Neji's been a little down about it since yesterday, and...i dont really wanna remind him about anything, ya know? Crap, you're right....shit, what am i going to do...i gotta talk to him. Excuse me guys. Yo, Neji!! Neji, where are ya??? Neji: Hey, I'm right here! Whats up? Listen, about yesterday... Neji: Dude, relax, it's nothing to get worked up about. I know, that yesterday was my father's b-day, as well as Uncle Hiashi's, so i'm sure my dad would only want us to have a good time. I'm sure he's having fun up there anyway...! Hmmmm...you're right!! I wonder what could be going on up there anyway.... *Meanwhile, up in heaven* *The stereo's loud and pumpin' playin "1999" by Prince, and EVERYBODY's havin a kick-ass time* Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIZASHI!!!! Hizashi: Oh, Damn!!! I didn't know you all knew it was my birthday!!!! Alrite, let's party it up in this bitch!! Everybody: YEAH!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!! Yondaime: Yo, Hizashi!! What up Homie G my nigga!!!! Hizashi: 4th?! That you 4th?! Damn, my nigga the 4th!! Whats poppin' homie?!!? Yo, mucho thanks on the party, this place is Ballin', the ladies are Bangin', and the booze is incredible!! Who sez ya had to be good to get to Heaven, am i rite!? Yondaime: Hellz yeah man!! it was the least we could after watching you save the Hyuuga clan like that, espcially on HI-DEF!!! Hizashi: Damn, you saw all that?? Well, it's good to know that i'm here, and that there's a party!! ...hey, hey. Check out Zabuza! Man, he is SO out of it rite now!! Yondaime: Huh, where?! Holy crap! Is he hitting on Haku?!?! Zabuza: *totally wasted right now* Heeeeeeeey!! Whats goin' on, good lookin'?! how ya doin' tonite, huh? huh? What's your name, Susan, what? Haku: O.O..........Uh, Zabuza, it's me. Haku. Hey, hey!! Get a grip, man!! I'm a GUY!! Zabuza: Yeah, what's that?? You like hot guys?! Well, ain't today just your lucky day!!! *starts rubbing Haku's leg* Haku: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Thats it!! Secret ninja art!! A Thousand Needles of Death!! *Several dozen needles come falling on Zabuza, knocking him out* Yondaime: Thousand Needles of Death?? What's that gonna do, kill him??? I mean, he'll just pop back up three seconds later, right? Hizashi: That's true...that's really true!! But, at least he'll be sober, won't he?? Yondaime: Nah, just hung over. Real bad. Hizashi: Ouch! hm, hey, you said you watch over the living world in Hi-def, rite? Yondaime: Yeah, why? What's up? Hizashi: Nigga, have you checked out the new Hokage?! That is one FINE Hokage!! Yondaime: Are u kidding me?!?! She's fucking gorgeous!! Shodaime: Hey! What are you two saying about my granddaughter?! Huh?! SPILL IT!! Hizashi: Ah!! The First Hokage!!! Um, nothing!! We didnt say anything about your hot granddaughter!!- Crap!! Shodaime: I knew it!! you WERE talking about her behind my back!!! Well......yeah, you're right!! She's just waaaaaaaaay prettier than i ever imagined!! isnt she just the cutest thing you ever laid your eyse on!? Look, i even got baby pictures, right here!! Come have a look!! Yondaime: Ah, DAMMIT!!... Well, ok, let's go Hizashi...Hizashi?? Fangirl #1: OMG it's Hizashi Hyuuga!!! OMG, you are SOOOOO HOT!! LETS GO MAKE OUT!! Fangirl #2: C'mon, we'll all go together!!! Hizashi: .....Ohhh, Baby!!!! Hey, I'll catch ya in a while, 4th!! Have fun with 1st, will ya?! Later!! Yondaime: Hey, HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! You cant just leave me here!!!! With this guy!!! Hey, come back!!!! Didn't your momma ever teach you to share?!?!!? COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!! *back down on earth* Neji:....hmmm, i guess we can only wonder, now can we? now, yesterday was Uncle hiashi's birthday, and we owe him a party! So? Let's go party it up in this bitch!!! Hellz yeah Neji!!!! Let's go, let's go!! *Renji drops by* Renji: Hey, guys!! WTF are y'all doin' out here?! You've been here for like, 3 hours already! The party's gonna begin soon, and Jiraiya's getting tired of waitin'! We need you guys!! Oh, and, um, i'm sorry about ur father Neji. Neji: dude, it's ok!! It's all good now!! I know my dad just wants us to have fun, and......enjoy our youth- *Guy-sensei and Lee are listening from behind the scenes, and jump out with the nice-guy pose* Guy: AHHHH, Way to go, Neji!!!!! You finally understand the importance of the Springtime of Youth!! I'm so proud of you, and i bet ur father is, feeling the same wy right now, as we speak!! Lee: Yes, Neji!! Now, come and bask in the glory of youth with us, as we Party it up in this bitch!!!! Neji: Yeah, what are we all doing standing here!? Let's go get Drunk, High, and LAID!!! Everyone: YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!! *Renji drives up to this club, where the party is held. inside, we find Naruto, Sasuke, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Orochimaru, Ichigo, Ishida, Gaara, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Kon, & Urahara all setting up for the party* Naruto: 'Bout time you guys showed up!!! Where the fuck were you?!!? Sasuke: Ya know, Ninjas are highly adept in the art of stealth, which means we are NOT patient!! Orochimaru: Yeah, I just want Hiashi to get here so we can party!! Jiraiya: All good things come in due time, my friends!! All good things! So, like what we done to the place??! Yeah, um, I've been meaning to ask you something....this place, is a Strip club, isnt it?? Kiba: Well, yeah!!! Where else could we have an awesomely awesome anime b-day party, huh?!?! Hey, Akamaru's not with you! Kiba: He needs his rest. He's been training all day yesterday, so he's sleeping. Choji: Man, i cant wait for this party to begin!!! All that Food!!! and even better- the GIRLS!!!! Shikamaru: Yeah, this is one day where i'm actually hyped up for once!!! I'm so stoked!!! Urahara: Yeeeeeaah!!!! This party's gonna rock, because we're the one's who set it up!! I personally taught these guys a special party-planning method, to take a mere few hours to plan and set up the ULTIMATE party, which would normally take DAYS to set up!!! Ishida: Yes, i think i did pretty well with this! What do you guys think? Ichigo: Uryuu-teme!! Hey, you weren't the only one helping to set up! Stop trying to take the credit!! Ishida: You're just upset cuz i helped out more than you did, admit it! Ichigo: Am not!! Hmmph!! Guys, relax!! Hiashi-sama's gonna be here any minute!! As for presents, we'll deal with those later, but we gotta get ready for- Hiashi: Get ready for what? Oh, we just gotta get prepared for the party we're throwing for your birthday- Hi-H-Hiashi-sama!! Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jiraiya: Yo, Hiashi, my nigga gangsta mac to the illz fo' real, homie G what's good, y'all!? Hiashi: Say that again, and i will kill you dead. Jiraiya: ........yeah, yeah, ur right, yeah! Gotta keep it together, now! So, so, whats good man! been a while! Hiashi: Nah, man, Im fine, you know how it is when you're constantly on the hustle!! but, we have a minor setback..... Hanabi: *in a very cheerful manner* HIYA GUYS!!!....what? Everybody: O.O............oh.........shit. Ishida's Mind: Crap!! This was supposed to be an all-guys party only!! What the Hell's she doing here?!?! This is bad, really bad!! Ichigo: Ok, this is nothing, Ichigo. You've faced tougher challenges than this. Stay calm, a little girl at a grown-up's party is nothing we cant handle, rite.....rite? Sasuke's mind: OMG Isnt she just the cutest thing you've ever seen!??!- I MEAN, uh.................................this is bad. Ah, whatever, she can stay! it wont make any difference, right!! Ishida: Well, I guess you're right about that...but... Ichigo: Yeah, how bad could it be?! Sasuke: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! She can stay!!! Jiraiya: So, what're we waitin' for?!?! BREAK OUT THE BOOZE!!!!! MAN THE SNACK TABLE!! YOU LIKE TO PARTY?!!? GOOD, CUZ... Everyone: WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, dont worry peoples , we're gonna be partying for a LOOONG time!!! So, we'll provide mroe coverage of the Greatest anime party ever, tomorrow!!! See ya then!!!

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Monday, January 1, 2007

The goddamn movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding.

Naruto: Yeah, why?...oh, i know where that's from! Yep! The latest book i'm reading, The Catcher in the Rye!! And ya know what?? This is a book, where, if you made it inot anime, with the Naruto characters, and maybe the BLEACH characters, it would be so fitting to the story!! Sasuke: Really?? Like who? Who??? Well, if any of you read this book before, then you would agree with me when i say that Shikamaru would be perfect for the role of Holden Caulfield, the main character. As for the others, well, i dont wanna bore you with any specifics, since many of you wouldnt be interested in hearing about this book. i can tell. Renji: Yeah, well, i've read it, last year, when you read it...well, most of it at least. Naruto: Whoa?! Renji's here too?! ...AND HE'S GOT MY COLOR?!?! Sasuke: HA!!! Not so pleasant, huh?! having to share ur color with somebody else?!?! Orochimaru: Cam down, Sasuke-kun. I'm right here, ya know? Jiraiya: Yeah, so am i... Naruto: Yeah, well, at least Renji's cool, so i dont mind about it!! Yeah, he's solid, and he's cool!! Only vice-captain level shinigami to reach Final Release, Bankai!!! Ichigo: Yeah, Bankai!!! Ishida: Bankai!!!! Um, don't you mean Banzai?? Everyone: Uh.....no. Whatever. Well, yes, i havent posted since the night of Christmas day, a week ago (meaning waaaay earlier in the day on X-mas day, like Midnight, ya know??), because of a MAJOR hangover we all had. Remember that night, guys?? Yeah, when the girls came over..........that was some wild shit, yo! Ishida: Oh, yeah, that night... Ichigo: Yeah, it's still all to clear to me.... Sasuke: Yeah, well, i had fun, for a little while, but... What are you talking about?!?! We heard you all the way down here!! Even our action couldnt drown out yours!!! Sasuke: You dont know what really happened up there, do you?! Huh?! Do you?!!? Yeah- HOT ANIME SEX, between two unlikely anime characters, right?! Sasuke: NO!! Here i'll tell you guys....well, we started out that way, and it was going good, when.... *Sasuke begins to narrate the events of Monday night* Sasuke: Oh, oh God, oh, God, Temari!! *Sasuke screams as he runs away from her* Temari: OH, come on, yeah, that's right, GET BACK HERE!!! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!! Sasuke: *begins to fight back, and succeeds* Aw, YEAH!! Yeah, Temari!! You can't beat this!!! Yeah, SUCK ON THIS!!! ...oh, shit!!!! Temari: Oh, come on!! Get back here!! *swings her fan* So, what really happened??? Sasuke: ...You don't want to know. You really don't wanna know... Renji: Well, dem's the breaks. But, what're ya gonna do?? Find a new girl? That ain't likely, not for you at least^^!! Sasuke: Get off my back, Abarai!! Renji: Make me, Uchi-ho!! Sasuke: *big gasp* You did NOT just go there!! *Charges his Chidori* Renji: You're DAMN RIGHT I DID!!! *Brings forth Zabimaru(ya know, his sword?)* Naruto: Guys, CHILL! I mean, C'mon, Chris hasnt posted in a week, because he was too busy with his presents from X-mas. PLus, his parents wouldn't let him on the comp so he would read that goddam book!! presents....presents....O-M-F-G, i never told you guys what i got for Christmas!! Sasuke: Yeah, well, way to remember something like that NOW!! Shut up!! So, my parents this year, they really didn't do bad!! I got 4 Naruto shirts, which are a black Uzumaki Naruto thermal long-sleeve, a brown Kakashi thermal long-sleeve, a dark green Kakashi tee, and a gray Rock Lee tee. On the gaming side, i got Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles(FUCK YEAH!!!!), One Piece: Grand Adventure, and Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked!! And you bet ur little otaku asses i was busy with Uzumaki Chronicles!! Ishida: Yeah, you didn't want to stop playing it, until ur parents made you take a break from it, as well as the comp, in order to read Catcher in the Rye. After all, you're doing the report for it on the 10th. You now have 9 days to finish it. Relax!! I'm already more than three-quarters of the way throught the book!! This time, I'll finish the book for sure!! Jiraiya: What happened last time?? Well, it goes like this- Last year, when i was in 9th grade(as well as when i joined myOtaku), i was reading Catcher in the Rye for my 4th and final book report of the year, right? Well, what happened was, it was a very good book, but i never finished reading it, so i never did the report. My teacher never said anything aboutit, but it meant 2 zeros towards my grade. So, i'm making up for a lost report by reading it all the way through this time, and actually doing the report. Naruto: Yeah, i really see that happening... Sasuke: Yup, yup, i think h can do it....uh-huh....yea..... Renji: Dont listen to those guys. I trust you enough to get this thing done. I have my hope endowed within ya man!! *comically breaks into tears* I believe in you, man!!! I truly do!!! Man, i knew i could always count on you Renji!! I always knew!! Oh, and, well, i NEED to tell you guys about Saturday, because it was MAD fun!!!! Jiraiya: Did it involve hot women?!!? Did it?! DID IT?! Not really, but the sightseeing was good if ya kno what i mean!! So, at around 4:30 on Saturday, i went over to my good buddy Keith's house. My other good friends John and Paul were there, so it was all good. John and I watch Keith and Paul fight each other in Soul Calibur 3, and, Keith lost...but anyway, after that, we just hung outside for a bit, then Paul's mom came by and picked us up to take us to the mall. and heres' where the real fun kinda begins...!! Ichigo: Oh, yeah, after she dropped you guys, which was around a Best Buy located in the same lot as the mall(but separate), you guys had to cross the street!! Never have i seen teens struggle so much to just cross the street!! Yeah, i know!! It was pretty busy, being a Saturday and all. We waited for about a minute for it to clear up, and we started running, but when we reached the middle of the road, the cars on that side wouldn't stop!!!! It was crazy!! We were in the friggin' middle of the road, about to get run over!! It was insane!! Renji: YEah, we were all pretty scared out there(don't forget, what Chris experiences, we do as well. We're in his head, remember?) Yeah, i'm sure they know that! These guy's, they're not that stupid(well, most of them anyway!!) But, we did manage to survive, barely!!! and we finally made it to best Buy!! Since my friend John got a fucking PS3 for X-mas, he was the only one with the rights to look in the PS3 section of the games, as well as the blu-ray section. Paul just stuck in the Wii section, while Keith and I found the anime!! I was carrying about $140 on me, and i felt pretty loaded then, so i looked for somethign i REALLY wanted to buy. Then i stumbled upon this 2-DVD box set of both NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION movies; Death and Rebirth, and The End of Evangelion. I wanted to see these movies soooooooo badly!! but more than that, i wanted them for myself! It was only $45, so i went and bought it!! Keith bought Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 for PS2, Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles, and Guild Wars, some game for PC. While buying my movies, the lady asked me if i had a Best Buy Rewards Zone card. I sed no, then she asked me if i wanted one. I sed sure! SO, now i got me a Rewards Zone card, which i can use when i shop at Best Buy! I can earn points, which leads to discounts, gift certificates, and other special offers!! Sweetness!! Lee: Yes, the Eva movies are truly classics!! I'm glad we finally own those bitches!! Now we can watch them whenever we want!!! Naruto: Hellz yeah!! Alrite, so, after that, we went inside the mall. We travled through random stores, like game stores and such. Paul bought DBZ: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 for the Wii, and i went and bought FullMetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy for the DS!! I already started playing it, and it's actually very good!! Ya know, MAXIM Magazine rated FMA: DS as the #1 New Game of the month for, either November or December. i think it was December, but either way, that's a good sign!! Well, then, after all that, we went to the food court for a quick bite to eat. So i bought and tried out this Chicken Teriyaki sushi for the first time, and it was pretty fuckin' delicious! Paul was right when he said it was good!! After that, we went down to Borders to check out the manga. Man, i found A TON of my fave mangas there! I even found the old Pokemon mangas i used to read when i was little!!!!!!! How i wanted to buy them so...very, VERY much....but, i was now on a tight budget, and i was gonna get Keith a late Christmas present, so i got him Demon Diary vol. 2. After i pay for it, it turns out that Demon Diary is a yaoi manga....you have no idea how disgusted i felt, knowing i paid for and purchased a YAOI manga...but my friend isn't gay, cuz i know that he's into Yuri WAAAAAAAY more, like me and Ero-Sennin here!!!! Jiraiya: Damn straight!! Alrite, so after that, we waited outside Best Buy for Paul's mom to pick us up, when we stumbled upon this bolted-shut door. For the hell of it, John and Keith started trying to BNE it (Breaking N' Entering) by ramming into it. didnt work. So, I, being the impulsive idiot i am, said, "Stand back!", i ran back, and charged forward towards the door, and as i ran, i jumped! "DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!!!!!!!" with two legs at full force, i slammed my feet into the door, craeting a huge bang sound that was almost impossible to not hear!!!! It didn't open the door, but, with my near-perfect Guy-Sensei impression, just went "I'm not just fast!!", and me and Paul just bolted the fuck outta there!!!! John and Keith both couldn't help but laugh their asses off as we ran! Renji: Oh GOD that was fucking hilarious!!! You always seem to get into some crazy situation whenever you hang with those three!!! Yeah, i know, right?! So, about 10 minutes after that, Paul's mom came to pick us up, and she dropped me, John and Keith back at his house, but Paul went home. SO, we then tried out the new Tenkaichi 2 game!! It was fun, but MAD hard to get the controls and stuff, ya know?? After a good while of playing, John and i got hungry, so we went in the kitchen and boiled up two packets of Top Ramen-brand ramen!!! Naruto: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! now THAT'S what i'm talking about!!! You can believe that!! So, we ate, and we played more Budokai, and at about 12:30 a.m., i went home, and stuff. Ichigo: And now we're here, January 1. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! ...hey, wait a sec... Jiraiya: Isn't today someone's birthday?? Kakashi: Yes, actually, it IS someone's birthday today. I didn't forget about it...did you, Chris?? Uh, no I didn't!!! Aside from this being my first New Year's on myOtaku, I could NEVER forget this person's birthday!! In fact, i hear his footsteps coming right now...Lee, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Renji, get over here. He's coming! *footsteps are approaching as we count down the time to his arrival* Renji: 5... Lee: 4... Jiraiya: 3... Kakashi: 2... 1........!!!!! HERE HE COMES!!!! Everyone(including the new person): DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!!!! *The door is blasted open by a massive kick, to reveal none other than Might Guy rising out of the smoke* Guy-Sensei: HAHA, Heeeeeey, WHat's shakin'??? Life treatin' ya good? The five of us: IT'S MIGHT GUY, THE HANDSOME DEVIL OF THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Guy-Sensei: Aw, guys, you really shouldn't have!!! I mean, even Kakashi's here! Of all people!! That alone is a gift enough!! Kakashi: Really? What?? You mean I didn't have to buy this present for you??? *hands it to Guy* It's a Keychain with your face on it, and it lights up, kinda like a mini-flashlight! Guy: HAHAHA, well, i really like this, just cuz it's from my number 1 rival!!! *nice guy pose* But, really, guys, this is all too much!! Lee: Sensei!!! Chris and I got you a present as well!! Thats right!! Here, we hope you like it!!! Guy: *opens the box to find blue tights* ....oh, wow....wow!!! now THIS would look great on THIS!!! *points at body* Lee: Yeah, well, Chris thought new blue tights would be appropriate for the "Blue Beast" of Konoha!! SO, uh, do you like them?? Guy: Are you kidding?! I LOVE it!! *changes into them rite now....in front of us.* Ah, it's a perfect fit!! ....oh, dear GOD. I din't need to see that. I honestly didn't.... Renji: *as disturbed as I am* Well, here, i got you something too. OR rather, i made something. *hands the box over* Guy: *opens the box* Hmm, it's a nunchuck!! It's black, but it comes with various plate colors!! Renji: Yeah, so you can mix-&-match whatever color combos you like!!! oh, now, see the button?? well, before you press it, swing it normally. *Guy swings the nunchuck around normally, but nothing special happens* Guy: OK, now what?? Renji: NOW, hold the button down, THEN swing... *Guy holds the button down and swings, only for the chain to start extending, and the one end reaches all the way to the other side of the room* Guy: HOLY CHEESE-ON-RYE!!!! This thing, it works... Renji: Just like my Zabimaru, without the buttons. The chain in that nunchuck reaches up to 30 Feet, and is really tough, just about nothing can break it!! The other button underneath, that one pulls it back in. This is great for hitting long-distance, or reeling enemies in closer!!! I'm glad u liked it!! Guy: Man, this b-day just keps turning out a lot better and better than i had expected!!! *turns to Jiraiya* and what did you get me for my birthday, Jiraiya????? Jiraiya: OH, uh, well, about that, hehe.....well, how about i take us all out to the club, tab's on me!! All for Might Guy here!! and, heh, you guys all kow just what kind of club i'm talking about!!! Lee: Oh oh!!! Can I come, Can i can i can i?!?! Pleeeeeeease?!?! Guy: Of course, Lee!!! It wouldn't be the same without you!! Just dont drink....please, dont drink. Lee: Yes, Sensei!!! Yes, well, that wraps up yet another glorious post of mine. It's my first post of the new year, and i made it long just for the hell of it!!! Renji and Guy are now parts of my posts from now on, and i'd like to thank them all for putting up with me this whole time. Same goes for you people too!!! Naruto: Now, there IS a video down below there, but... Renji: We kinda forgot what video we put there. Kakashi: But, whatever it is, you can watch it, and we hope you enjoy it! Lee: So, hope you guys had a great New Year's Eve!!! Guy, and may good fortune shine upon all people, otaku and non-otaku alike, throughout the rest of this new year!! *nice guy pose* So, thats that!!! Everybody: BYE!!!!!!