Birthday 1990-10-21 Gender
Male Location Under there Member Since 2006-03-20 Occupation Seventh Hokage, captain of the 14th Division in Soul Society Real Name Chris (#461)
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Achievements i can kick ass in (most)video games and yu-gi-oh, becoming the seventh Hokage & convincing everyone in Soul society to start a 14th Division, & making me captain! Anime Fan Since my parents showed me pokemon(1996, or was it '97?) Favorite Anime Naruto, BLEACH, Death Note, s-CRY-Ed, FLCL, Evangelion, Trinity Blood, FMA, DBZ, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Digimon, Zatch Bell, Bo^7, Ghost in the Shell, Samurai Champloo, Eureka seveN, Trigun, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Samurai 7, and more Goals to make something out of myself, to be the best at yu-gi-oh(yeah, i'm a nerd), to be a graphics designer(video games), and, other things Hobbies watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, hangin' out, scaring people, playing yu-gi-oh cards, calming down & taming wild genins, listening to various J-Rock bands. Yep, all in a day's work! Talents lying(that includes some degree of acting, though i DONT do plays), memorizing random anime facts, being a disturbance to society, my awesome ninjutsu skills!!!
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if you are wondering by now why i've been gone for so long, its because of the game in the first picture, Megaman Battle Network 6: Cybeast Gregar("Cybeast" is short for "cyber beast", for the really special people who didnt know that by now^_^) let me tell ya, its one hell of an addictive game!!! i got it on Sunday, and i wouldnt put it down for my life until i had beaten it, which i did yesterday, on Thursday, for those who are reading this post on Saturday, so they will know which yesterday i'm talikng about. yep, 5 days. i felt acomplished at first, until i saw that one of my friends had beaten it in 1 day. ONE DAY!!!! thats impossible!!!! although he did it, thats impossible!!!! i was fucking stunned! until i realized that it was practically a waste of money for him, if he couldnt enjoy it for over one day. but if you have a GBA, i suggest you go get this game, or the other version, Cybeast Falzar. the only differences in each game are the abilities you get and the main boss at the end, as well as some of the chalenges you hafta do. under the pictures of each game box, you'll find the corresponding pictures of abilities for that game, if questionable accounts in size, but thats not my fault.
but other than that, how are you guys?? that should have been the first thing i sed!! im so selfish...but really, hows it goin'!! hope you're havin' as much fun as i am!! if ur not, then enjoy these pics down below!
after so long, Chapter 5!!!! the conclusion to Naruto's idiocy!!!!
Chapter 5- It’s really him!! I can prove it! I really can!
The next day Naruto had an idea. He asked Shikamaru during training, “Hey Shikamaru, is there anyway that more than person can be in a conversation on MSN?”
Shikamaru looked surprised, “I think that’s the most intelligent question you’ve ever asked me Naruto...that’s kind of scary...”
“Please Shikamaru!”
“Yes there is a way. You can add people to your conversation.”
“Ohh cool! Can you show me?”
“Hm. Fine.”
Naruto then went around spreading the word to come online at the same time that evening to meet Yondaime-sama.
So later on that evening, Shikamaru went over to Naruto’s house to show him how to add people. Before Shikamaru left, Naruto called to him, “Remember to come online at 8 for the big event Shikamaru!”
Shikamaru rolled his eyes and left.
No one believed Naruto of course. Nevertheless, at 8 everyone turned up online to prove Naruto wrong.
SasukesGrl: you shuld no Naruto...i only came on to laugh at u wen ur proved rong.
HokageUzumaki: im not wrong! Its really him! He sed so!
ChryBlsm001: u shudnt belive everything sum1 tells u. its probably sum1 else pretending to be him.
Then, AsakuraAssassin is now online
Naruto added ‘him’ to the conversation.
AsakuraAssassin has joined the conversation
HokageUzumaki: Yondaime-sama!
AsakuraAssassin: wats this? A party?
ChryBlsm001: u dnt sound like the 4th
AsakuraAssassin: huh? Dnt tell me ur all Naruto freaks…
UchihaProdigy: thts definitely NOT the 4th
AsakuraAssassin: well duh…which idiot wud believe tht…
No1Clan: Naruto
UchihaProdigy: of course
SasukesGrl: hahahahahahaahahaha ur WRONG naruto! Hahahahahahah
Naruto stared in disbelief at the screen.
‘No…’ he mumbled.
HokageUzumaki: so...ur not the 4th...?
AsakuraAssassin: nooo...hes DEAD u dummy!
UchihaProdigy: THANKyou.
WhizKid: well...that ended pretty much as quickly as it started.
HokageUzumaki: sooo...y did u say u wer the 4th...
AsakuraAssassin: I was KIDDING! I didn’t actually think u wud believe me! dude u really must b Naruto...
UchihaProdigy: I like this guy's style
AsakuraAssassin: im not even a guy. Im a gurl!
UchihaProdigy: oh really?
AsakuraAssassin: lol yh. Hey y not add me UchihaProdigy?
UchihaProdigy: sure. And the names sasuke
AsakuraAssassin: ok. Sasuke.
ChryBlsm001: HEYYYY! KEEP AWAY FROM SASUKE-KUN U FAKE!
SasukesGrl: yea hes MINE!
ChryBlsm001: wat! wat ru tlkin abt hes mine!
UchihaProdigy: ok ive added u lets talk.
AsakuraAssassin has left the conversation
UchihaProdigy has left the conversation
Puppyluv: omg! It’s the apocalypse! Sasuke likes a GIRL!
HyuugaGrl: umm...naruto-kun? R u there?
HokageUzumaki: yh. But not 4 much longer
HyuugaGrl: um...well...its not your fault. She was just joking right?
HokageUzumaki: I guess so...
HyuugaGrl: r u ok?
HokageUzumaki: yh. Thanks Hinata-chan
(Long silence)
HyuugaGrl: ok
Puppyluv: ...u kno wat im outta here. Waste of time...
Puppyluv has left the conversation
No1Clan: same here. Dnt stay on too long Hinata-sama.
HyuugaGrl: oh ok
No1Clan has left the conversation
ChryBlsm001:*cries* Sasuke-kun has been stolen from me!
SasukesGrl: ohh I cnt take it!
ChryBlsm001: neither can I! Stolen! Jst like that!
SasukesGrl: the humanity!
SasukesGrl has left the conversation
ChryBlsm001 has left the conversation
WhizKid: hmm...dnt wry naruto. C u 2morow.
HokageUzumaki: yh...
WhizKid has left the conversation
HokageUzumaki: Hinata-chan?
HokageUzumaki: u still there?
HyuugaGrl: um...yes
HokageUzumaki: oh. Ur the only one that hasn’t left.
HyuugaGrl: ohh..i know...i just...wanted 2 keep u company...
HokageUzumaki: thanks Hinata-chan. But I shud go. I hav 2 go 2.
HyuugaGrl: oh ok...but...um...dont be too sad ok?
HokageUzumaki: ;-P dnt wry abt me
HyuugaGrl: ok...bye Naruto-kun
HokageUzumaki: bye Hinata-chan
HyuugaGrl has left the conversation
Naruto didn’t really have to go anywhere. He just didn’t want Hinata to worry about him.
Just then, Naruto got a friend request.
Hebi–sama wants to join your friends list.
Accept request Decline request
“Hebi-sama?” Naruto wondered out loud but added him anyway.
Hebi-sama: hello there
HokageUzumaki: yes who r u?
Hebi-sama: oh im sure u know me. do u know Sasuke-kun?
HokageUzumaki: yh I know the Uchiha bastard wat abt him?
Hebi-sama: I think he has blocked me. can u ask him to unblock me?
HokageUzumaki: im not gonna tlk 2 him 4 u! 4get it!
The next day, Naruto decided to tell everyone about his miraculous talk with the "Fourth Hokage".
“Get real Naruto.” Sakura said, “The Fourth is dead. It was obviously a fake. Someone’s taking you for a fool.”
“That isn’t unusual.” Ino snorted.
“But I’m telling you! It was the Fourth! He’s got his own website and everything...and I think he might be gay...”
Suddenly, something hard made contact with Naruto’s head. It was Sakura’s fist.
“Yondaime-sama wasn’t gay you idiot!”
“Baka yo...” Sasuke mumbled.
“But...b-but...” Naruto struggled on but he was soon ignored.
Naruto decided he would prove that he was right. He would go online, meet Yondaime-sama once again and prove that he was alive...
...the fool.
That evening, as soon as Naruto got home, he signed onto MSN, lying in wait of the mysterious Yondaime-sama.
Suddenly,AsakuraAssassinhad just signed in.
“Yes!!” Naruto shouted and started the conversation:
HokageUzumaki: yondaime-sama! you’re back!
AsakuraAssassin: er...yeah
HokageUzumaki: so where r u now? I want 2 meet u! noone belives ur alive!
AsakuraAssassin: um...I MOVED!
HokageUzumaki: moved? where?
AsakuraAssassin: um...england
HokageUzumaki: england? Where is that?
AsakuraAssassin: dnt wry abt tht. Jst know tht I live there.
HokageUzumaki: but I want 2 c u. how do I get 2 england?
AsakuraAssassin: on a plane
HokageUzumaki: wats a plane? Stop saying all this weird stuff. R u making this up! Stop fooling around Yondaime-sama!
AsakuraAssassin: hahah. Dear grasshopper you have much to learn.
HokageUzumaki: really? Can u teach me? I always wanted to make my rasengan stronger.
AsakuraAssassin: wat r u? some kind of wannabe?! Naruto is not REAL! Its a cartoon!
HokageUzumaki: wat r u trying to say yondaime-sama? uve hurt my feelings...
AsakuraAssassin: hahah ur funny tho
HokageUzumaki: really? U think im funny? Can u come here then Yondaime-sama? my frends don’t belive me that ur alive.
AsakuraAssassin: and ur frends r...?
HokageUzumaki: sakura, sasuke and ino
AsakuraAssassin: suuuure they r...(rolls eyes)
AsakuraAssassin: well it was fun tlkin 2 u er…naruto…but im busy at the mo. So im gna go
HokageUzumaki: really? U think im fun?
HokageUzumaki: no wait! Wen will I tlk 2 u agen? And r u ga-...er nvm.
AsakuraAssassin: u will probably c me tomorrow. And wat was tht? U wer gna say something?
HokageUzumaki: oh...nothing!
AsakuraAssassin: ok whatever. Bye bye
HokageUzumaki: see ya, Yondaime-sama!
"Wow!" Naruto thought, "He thinks I’m funny...he thinks I’m fun...but he’s trying to get away."
Naruto punched his fist into the palm of his other hand.
“Tomorrow Yondaime-sama! I WILL find out where you are! I WILL prove your existence!”
Then Naruto stopped talking because he was getting teary. It was emotional you know, talking to the 4th Hokage and all...
...I have no further comments at this point about Naruto. but i have this to say. after this is the final chapter!!!! i plan on ending this next time, so dont miss the finale!!!!!! and after that, i'll probably start writing real posts...
Chapter 2- Ooh chatrooms eh?
As Sakura made her screen name, she was surprised to see her No.1 choice of name was already taken.
"But who could have taken SasukesGrl already? Wait!…Ino!" she thought.
So Sakura had to go with her second choice, "ChryBlsm". But someone already had that too so she had to add "001".
Sakura saw that Ino had signed in.
SasukesGrl: Hey big forehead grl!
ChryBlsm001: Shaddup Ino.
SasukesGrl: Guess who I’m talking to!
ChryBlsm001: Oh I don’t know.
SasukesGrl: Sasuke!
ChryBlsm001: No way! How did you get his screen name?! I thought he didn’t give it to anybody!
SasukesGrl: Oh u no I cnt tell u that!!!
ChryBlsm001: Just tell me Ino
SasukesGrl: Hahahaha! Its jus one more thing im better at than u
ChryBlsm001: Yeah right! Dun wry i'll get it one way or another! Well wat has he sed then?!
SasukesGrl: Oh nothing much really just saying how much he’s loved me all these years but cudnt say it coz u wer in the way
ChryBlsm001: Hhahahahaahhaa! Thats the worst lie ive ever herd
SasukesGrl: Oh come on. Admit it. You bought it for a second
ChryBlsm001: Watever
Somehow, someway… Naruto got a hold of Sasuke’s e-mail address.
HokageUzumaki: Hey! Sasuke teme! I cud kick ur ass you know!
UchihaProdigy: How the hell did you get my email address! And I highly doubt u cud even come close to beating me dobe.
HokageUzumaki: Haha! Dun wry about how I got it. And hell yeh I cud beat u! I cud kick ur ass from here to…A-me-ri-ka!
UchihaProdigy: U dun even know where that is…and u spelt it wrong. And I dont have time for u dobe im busy.
HokageUzumaki: Wait! Um…do u have Sakura’s email address?
UchihaProdigy: No. Y wud I have her email-address?
HokageUzumaki: Yeh. Haha wudnt give it 2 a Uchiha bastard like u
UchihaProdigy: Wat u sed dobe! U want a fight!
HokageUzumaki: Bring it on!
UchihaProdigy:---
HokageUzumaki: Hello?
UchihaProdigy: Go away dobe.
Just then, a friend request appeared on Sasuke’s screen. Someone called, ‘HebiSama’. Sasuke shrugged and clicked OK then closed all other windows and carried on with his game.
Hebi-Sama: Ah I’ve found u at last
UchihaProdigy: Who the hell r u
HebiSama: Maybe we can meet and u can see for urself
HebiSama: It doesn’t matter who I am. But ur mine
UchihaProdigy: Get lost
Eager to carry on with Minesweep, he closed the dialogue box and carried on. To his anger it came up again.
HebiSama: I want ur body Sasuke
UchihaProdigy: Will u shut tha hell up im trying to play!
HebiSama: u wanna see webcam?
UchihaProdigy: F OFF!
HebiSama: I like it wen u get mad. Makes me feel all warm inside
Sasuke squirmed. Who was this pervert! Couldn’t he block him! But he didn’t know how!
HokageUzumaki: Eh Sasuke! Dont ignore me!
UchihaProdigy: Oi dobe how do u block someone
HokageUzumaki: Like I would tell u! U’d block me!
He had a point.
HebiSama: how about u put on webcam?
UchihaProdigy: leave me alone
HebiSama: so wat do u say?
HebiSama has invited you to view webcam. Do you Accept or Decline this invitation?
UchihaProdigy has declined the invitation
HebiSama: r u shy Sasuke
UchihaProdigy: Who tha f r u!
HebiSama: You’ll find out soon enough. But u don’t have to be shy Sasuke
UchihaProdigy: im not. Now SHUT THA F UP!
The Internet was so stressful.
Hinata was researching facts about her clan on the Internet when a message box appeared.
No1Clan: Hinata-sama. Wat r u up to
HyuugaGrl: Um…who is this?
No1Clan: Neji
HyuugaGrl: Oh ...im just researching
No1Clan: Well don’t go on any chat rooms
HyuugaGrl: What r those?
No1Clan: Good. That’s how I want to keep it
No1Clan is now Offline
‘I wonder what’s a chat room?’ Hinata thought. She had no intention of going into one but it made her wonder.
Another dialogue box appeared.
HokageUzumaki: Hi Hinata-chan!
HyuugaGrl: Oh hi Naruto-kun…
HokageUzumaki: Hey Hinata-chan u want 2 come into this chat room I’m in. I met some frends!
HyuugaGrl: Um…well…
HokageUzumaki: http/
Out of curiosity, Hinata clicked the link and it took her to a room with around 50 people chatting with ninja’s of all ranks.
2Sxy4myShorts: Hey sweetie wats ur name?
Hinata was surprised.
HyuugaGrl: Um…hi
2Sxy4myShorts: So r u a genin, chuunin or juunin
HyuugaGrl: Genin
2Sxy4myShorts: wats a nice kunoichi genin like u doin in a place like this? U got webcam?
HokageUzumaki: Oi! Leave her alone!
2Sxy4myShorts: whos this HyuugaGrl? ur boyfriend?
HyuugaGrl: Oh…um…uhh…..
What could Hinata possibly say? She wanted this guy to leave her alone, but she couldn’t think of a nice way. If she said Naruto was her boyfriend he would leave though. But Hinata didn’t have the guts!
ok, i bolded the names for a while, but got tired of it, so i stopped. ch.3 coming soon!
alrite guys ya gotta check it out!!!! i got a funny AMV for u that i found, and the first chapter of another fanfic i wrote. heres the vid-
and now here's chapter 1 of "Konoha.net"
Konoha’s got a new website even though Tsunade-sama was against the whole idea. “The ninja’s will get distracted,” she said, “I will not have such distractions in my village!”
Nevertheless it went ahead and now everyone’s got Broadband!
Chapter 1- Ooh the joys of the internet! "I wonder if I’ll be able to chat to Sasuke online?" Sakura thought, heading home after training.
"Hell yeh! Then I’ll make him mine!" Her Inner Sakura screamed.
“Sakurachaaaan!!” Naruto called, breaking through her thoughts.
Sakura narrowed her eyes, “What, Naruto?!”
“What’s your e-mail address?”
“As if I’d tell you!”
It was after their 5-day mission that they heard the good news. Broadband Internet connection had been installed while they had gone. People had bought computers and connected to the World Wide Web. Everyone except Sakura.
“Why Moooom?!” Sakura wailed.
“I’m sorry Sakura. But Tsunade-sama is right. This will be a distraction to you.”
“But Moooom! Everyone else has it except me!”
Just then Sakura’s dad arrived.
“Dad! Please don’t tell me you don’t agree with Mom!” Sakura pleaded.
“About what?” her Dad asked.
“About the Internet connection! Mom says it will be a distraction! But I can do research and stuff on it and it can really help me with my genjutsu studies!”
“I thought your mother was already getting it…” he looked at Sakura’s mother. She sweatdropped.
“Well... I changed my mind.”
“Oh come on honey. She’s right, the Internet is great for studying.”
“But I’ve heard about those strange chat rooms people get involved in. Perverts who defile children’s minds…”
“But I’ll be chatting with my friends not on some weird chat room!” Sakura argued.
“That’s another distraction!”
“But still it’s cheaper than her talking on the phone for hours.” Sakura’s dad added.
Sasuke sat down at his computer. After a couple of hours of staring at the screen and wondering what the hell to do… he decided to play Minesweep instead.
“Yatta!” Naruto said happily, cracking his knuckles, “MSN Messenger here I come!” With that he signed in, and seeing that he had no friends, decided to meet some. He entered a chat room called "Gna B Hokage" and found only one person. Their Screen name was "SmallbutDeadly".
"Hmmm," Naruto thought, "Bet I could beat him anyway." And left the chat room.
His eyes passed over a particular chat room that caught his attention, "SxyLadiesOnly".
He went in but was disappointed to see it needed a password.
Suddenly a message came onto the screen.
I’mnotGayI’mHuman: Hey sexy wanna see webcam?
Naruto sweatdropped.
…Better luck next time Naruto…
"Oh what should I use for my screen name?" Hinata thought, "It should be something to match my personality right? How about…um…"
After much thought and concentration Hinata came up with "HyuugaGrl".
Quite satisfied, she decided to add some email addresses she got earlier. She had Ino’s, Sakura’s, Neji’s, Kiba’s and Naruto’s.
Suddenly a message popped up on the screen.
Puppyluv: Hey is this Hinata?
HyuugaGrl: Um…yes
Puppyluv: Oh hi!
HyuugaGrl: Hi
Puppyluv: Have you added Naruto yet?
HyuugaGrl: Um…no
Puppyluv: Well guess wat he met this gay dude in a chat room right…
Ino had finally installed her messenger service and seemed way overexcited to even open the piece of paper she had in her pocket. It had Sasuke’s e-mail address.
"I bet even Sakura doesn’t have this!!!" she thought with glee.
"UchihaProdigy" was his screen name.
On adding him she found him offline but that didn’t matter to her.
"I’m sooo gonna have him!" she thought.
Just then, "No1Clan" signed in.
“Who is this?” Ino wondered out loud.
SasukesGrl: Who is this?
No1Clan: Who r u?
SasukesGrl: I asked first!
No1Clan: Dont care.
Ino was getting annoyed.
"Jerk!!" she thought and blocked him.
Later on during Sasuke’s Minesweep game, Sasuke decided to have another try at doing something with the computer. After several trial and error attempts, he finally got connected.
However on connecting, he found he had nothing at the moment to search for and continued playing Minesweep.
Half-way through his winning streak, a message appeared on his screen.
SasukesGrl: Hi Sasuke!
UchihaProdigy: Who the hell r u
SasukesGrl: Its Ino!
UchihaProdigy: ----
SasukesGrl: Hello?
Sasuke had no time for Ino. He was on his winning streak!
hope ya like this one!!! chapter 2 is on the way!! i'll post that tomorrow!!!!
Well guys, im getting into my FanFic spirit again, so here's a little something i came up with. i call it, "Your Mom"
Sasuke was bored. Not the kind of bored when you think you have nothing to do, but actually do. Sasuke was bored to DEATH. If he didn't find something to do, he might suffocate from boredom. The Sharingan user decided to flip through the channels on his 3 feet TV, a present from one of his rabid fangirls.
"Breaking news! The Aburame family have disappeared into a strange tranc-"
Flip.
"Oh Rai-sensei!"
"Gock-Lee!"
"Rai-sense- OH NO! Daara of the Gessert, what are you doing here!"
Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion of "The Young and the Eyebrowless."
Flip.
A group of thugs in a circle surrounded two tough-looking guys wearing dog tags.
"Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street.I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving!"
The crowd oohed.
"Your mama so old, someone told her to act her age and she died!"
The crowd awed.
These "Your mom" insults perked Sasuke's interest. He continued to watch.
"Your mama so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop!"
Crowd: Ooh!
"Oh yeah? Take this...
"...Your mom."
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The crowd went wild. They screamed and acted like those two words were the ultimate dis.
"Maybe it is", Sasuke contemplated. Suddenly, he had an evil idea...
Konoha was in for a rough day tomorrow...
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Sasuke walked silently to the usual meeting spot for Team 7. He was irritated because he wanted to finish this mission as quickly as possible, so he would have enough time to test his "theory." But maybe he could test run it on his team mates...
When he got to the meeting spot, he saw that Sakura and Naruto were already there.
"Sasuke-kun!" the pink-haired ninja waved happily to her crush. "Good morning Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto grinned at him. 'S'up teme?"
Sakura bonked Naruto on the head. "BAKA! Don't call Sasuke-kun that!"
ok, rite now its 12:15 a.m, and im really tired, so chances are im gonna go to bed, wake up, and continue this post from where i left off. so, good night...
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ok, guys, i woke up, and its now 8:20. again, im tired as hell, and once again, completely bored. the only thing i really did was make my AMV. and that took a long time, about 9 hours. thats cuz i wanted to get the synching just right for some of the scenes. yeah, thats me-i'm a perfectionist like that.
the episodes i used for the vid are ep. 107-108 and 131-134. i had this vid planned out in my head for almost a month, as are all the other vids i plan on making, which is about 5 more. yep, they're all rite in my head. in fact, i kinda feel like telling you guys what they might be like. ok, so you know the first one was Naruto, and the song was "Shellshocked" by Chronic Future. the other vids i have planned are the following:
1)Yu-Gi-Oh!-"Wicked Games" by Chronic Future
2)Yu-Gi-Oh! GX-"Apology For Non-Symmetry" by Chronic Future
3)Naruto-"Saving Me" by Nickleback
4)Naruto-"A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me" by Fall Out Boy
5)Naruto-"My December Reanimated" by Linkin Park ft. Kelli Ali
yeah, 5 of them. already planned out in my head. every time i listen to those songs, i just replay the damn things in my head. i just wish i had the time to make them all...
so, again, nothing special happened yet. i guess this is the end of my post. i'll write back tomorrow, and i'll try to visit people's sites today. oh, and if ya didnt see it yesterday, my vid is under the post box again, and will be there for every post automatically. yeah, i figured out how to do that, thnx to GhostlyNinja!
im done!!!! i did it!!!!!! i made my first AMV!!!!! its over there on the bottom underneath the SC post box! it'll be there under every post from now on, so you all have a chance to watch it!!!! i'll write a real post tomorrow, but in the mean time, check out my vid!!!