Wednesday, January 17, 2007

   1100 HITS, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........now, back to the party!!!!!

....and so, Dattebayo Fansubs, they now do subtitles for Pokemon: Pearl & Diamond, season 10!! *takes sip of Jose Cuervo* AAHHHH, yeah, that's the stuff right there!!! Hiashi: HAHA, yeah, didnt know they were doin' all that, but....*feelin' woozy* ...what? hey, dont gimme that look!!! I'm totally fine!!! Dont worry about me!!! Renji: *takes another shot* YAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Man, that is some FINE booze!! This party's great!! i just wanna know,......WHERE THE GIRLS ARE AT!!! Well, for the people who've been waiting for this post, yes, we're all still here, yes, some people hafta share colors, yes, there's still plenty of booze, and yes, we're still waiting for the girls! and for someone else to drop by, right? Kiba: Hey, Renji, that's MY line!! Anyways, yeah, someone else is supposed to come. But first, let's get some more music up in here, ya know?! Shikamaru: Play some Akon!! Choji: No, Bring up some Snoop D-O-double-G!! Shikamaru: No, Akon!! Smack that, all on the floor, smack that...!! Choji: No, Snoop!!! I pull up, whip low in the Phantom,, with the wheels' spinnin', ladies like That's that! Shikamaru: AKON!!! Choji: SNOOP DOGG!!! Jiraiya: Hey, i got a better idea!!.... Hey, where did that come from....orochimaru, where'd ur little perv buddy go?! *music starts playing outta nowhere. Evreyone recognizes the tune, and gets tense, cuz they know whats coming next....* Jiraiya:*starts singing* San-nin.....KaKashi.....and you know we upfront! *Stripper poles are soon revealed, but are still shrouded in darkness* I see you windin' & grindin', up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know, I Wanna Fuck You.....you already know, I Wanna Fuck You....You already know, girl *the poles are lit up, and Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Ino, Hinata Orihime, Rangiku, and Yoruichi are all dancing on the stage......and lookin' MAD sexy while doin' so!!* Kakashi: Money in the air as mo' feel grab you by your coat tail, take you to the motel, hoe sale, don't tell, won't tell... Shikamaru, Kiba,& Choji: Aw, HELLZ YEAH!!! PERFECT SONG, PERFECT GIRLS, THE PARTY HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!! YA-HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hiashi: ......Um, is this legal?!?! and....WHAT THE FRICKIN' FUCK IS MY DAUGHTER DOING UP THERE?!?!?! Uh, UH, Never mind about that!!! and yes, it's totally legal in MY posts!!! *with a Borat voice* Very Niiiice!!!!! *everyone else is speechless. They weren't expecting this...* Sasuke: OH Orochimaru: MY Naruto: FRICKIN' Renji: FUCKIN' Guy: GOD Lee: ALMIGHTY Urahara: GOOD Ichigo: GOLLY Ishida: GOSH Kiba: GEE Shikamaru: WHILLICKERS Choji: WHIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neji: .....Ok, who wants more liqour?! Booze's on me, fellas!!! Right here!!! Renji: Dude, you're just piffed cuz your cousin's hot up there, and you know it!!! Byakuya: For once, my lieutenant actually has a point...*thumbs up and grins* AHHHHH!!!! Roku-Bantai Taichou, Captain Kuchiki!!! YOU were the person we were expecting to arrive?! I didn't know!! Renji: ... You didn't?? Naruto: Yeah, we all kinda knew he was coming. Hiashi: Yeah, even I knew he was on his way....well, he's here now, so, have a drink, good buddy!! Byakuya: yeah, thanks pal!!! *takes a shot of [yellow tali]* AAAAHH, yeah, that's the ticket!! And, you dont hafta call me Captain!! Just Byakuya!! Thanks to Renji, I've finally learned how to loosen up and relax!! Really? How?! Renji: With THIS!!! *hands me a DVD* .....HUH?! are you serious?! GIRLS GONE WILD: SOUL SOCIETY?!?!?! You made this Renji?!?! Renji: ya DAMN rite, I did!!! And i had sooooo much fun filming it!! and get this- THERE'S NO GUYS IN IT!!! Naruto: Dude, there's NEVER any guys in GGW. Everyone knows that!! Kiba: Yeah, well, my personal favorite is Doggystyle in Detroit, that it is!!! Um, how do two girls do it Doggyst- Kiba: Simple-what does Tenten specialize in?? Um, Using ninja tools, why? Kiba: Yep, and besides fighting, what else can a girl do with ninja tools???... Huh.....oh, OH, you mean that way..... Kiba: Exactly!! and speaking of girls....TAKE IT OFF, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the guys: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Jiraiya: Shorty, I can see, you ain't lonely, handful of niggas and they all got cheese, so you lookin' at me now, what's it gonna be, just another tease, far as I can see....> *All of a sudden, a flurry of pink Cherry Blossom petals begin to fall around the stage, making a bright sexy dsplay of pink along with those FINE as hell girls* Lee: Yo, dude, what's goin' on?! The stage is lookin' mad nice!! What's with the Sakura petals?? Urahara: They appear to be coming from someone at this party, but i wonder who.... Naruto: I know who it's coming from...*points at Byakuya, who's now dancing up on the stage with the girls*. Choji: *just came back from the snack table* HEY!!! how come HE gets to dance with the girls up on the stage?!?! Shikamaru: That's IT!! I'm really piffed right now!! That's MY Temari and Ino he's dancing with up there!!!! Kiba: and MY Hinata!!! Renji: Relax guys!! He's not interested in them!! He only wants Orihime, Rangiku, and the other BLEACH girls up there. Hey, i see Soifon's up there too, even better!! He would only want the girls who starred in my GGW video. I think my vid worked more wonders on the guy than i first thought!! ....Hey, where's Sasuke? I noticed he hasnt been here for a while. *Sasuke runs in, almost out of breath* Sasuke: Sorry guys, i had to take Hanabi home. She was getting sleepy, since it's pretty late for her and all. So, i did a favor, and got her outta here. now we can really party!! *The song ends, and all the girls, and Byakuya, are all walking down. Byakuya, Jiraiya and Kakashi are walking towards Hiashi and Urahara, who are now gonna have "Men time", while the girls are coming over here, by us......* ......GROUP HUDDLE!!!!! *all the guys huddle up* Ok, the girls are on their way over here right now. NOW is our chance. THIS is it- the moment in which our lives are truly defined by the course of our actions. Gentlemen, we are heading into.....the LAP DANCE ROOM. All the guys: YEEEEEAAHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Naruto: Alright, Chris is right. TONIGHT is THE NIGHT!! The proclamation of the declaration of emancipation for the young mens' nation!! Lee: Urahara, Hiashi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Orochimaru and Byakuya will have their moment later with these girls, but NOW, now is OUR TIME. We can hold off longer than those old coots. I mean c'mon! Springtime of Youth, people!!! this is how we roll!!!! Neji: That's so true Lee, SO TRUE!! I even hear that Tsunade and Shizune are arriving!! Sweetness!!!! Ishida: Oh yeah?! Good!! Cuz that Lesbian chick from our school, Shizuru, is also gonna be here shortly!! Man, i am PUMPED RIGHT NOW!!! it's so close!!! All right men, this is IT!! This, is the point, where we leave behind our lives as boys, and become MEN!!!!!!! Everyone: AMEN TO THAT!!! And we will show those girls, what it truly means to be WOMEN!!! ARE YOU READY?!?! Everyone: HELLZ YES, SIR!!!! Sasuke: No turning back!!! We march forward, and keep on marching to the great sanctuary below!!! everyone: LET'S GO!!!! Alright, well, you read it all, seen it all, but now, it's time we take our leave. We are off....and we wont be back for a good while, trust me!!! So, before we head out...just gonna say so long.....and hope you guys can make it to the next party!!! AT MY HOUSE, BITCHES!!!!

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