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Naruto: Nah, you're just delirious. And I'm just kinda mad, cuz SOMEBODY didn't like me having red for a font color! It's not my fault. I had red first....*sob*
Renji: Well, when ya think about it, red is my color, and yellow fits you more...
Yeah, well, none of that matters to me now, cuz Saturday night was the BEST NIGHT I've had all year, and possibly the best night I will have this year!! Man, it was sooooo much fun!
Urahara: Remember, with the shopping carts?? and the tres?!
Byakuya: And then the cops were there!! Man, that was a great night!!
Ok, now you all might be wondering what these fuckers are talking about! Well, allow me to clarify the events of that night. You're gonna enjoy this....
All-out Super-Fun Saturday Night- How Saturday nights are meant to be
SO, Earlier last week, my friend Keith and I made plans to go see "Epic Movie" this weekend. We planned on either Friday or Saturday, and we ended up making plans for Saturday. It would be Keith, John, and I as usual, but this time was going to be a little different.
Ichigo: See, John and Keith don't go to the same High school with Chris, despite living in the same town. They go to a technical high school in another town. Now, John and Keith, they have friends at their school, who love anime just as much as them, and Chris. Their names are Danny, Tom, and Orlando.
Neji: Chris had chances to meet these guys time and time again before, but, Chris was always busy with other things to go out with them.
Kiba: So, back to last night's plans, Chris, John, and Keith were going to go see "Epic Movie", when Chris here discovered that this time, he owuld actually get to meet Orlando, Tom, and Danny! He's heard a lot about these three,
Shikamaru: So he was expecting quite a bit from these guys. So, Chris, Keith & john went to the movies to buy their tickets at about 6:30, when the movie was gonna start at 8:15.
Choji: While waiting for the others, they went to Toys R' Us to check out the video games, and all they found....
was CRAP! Yeah, not so much of a great selection that night, but it was so-so.....nah, I ain't gonna lie on their part, it was a total BORE just being in there! The only good thing about it, was that we found Tom coming in. my first impression of Tom, I liked him, he looked cool, and fun to be with. We got off on good footing, seeing as I already knew him, somewhat, from Myspace, when Keith told me to try to add him. I did, and thats how we formally met...well, kinda formal.
Renji: After leaving the store, They walked back to the theater (which is right next to the store, by the way). They found Danny and Orlando, already there, so the six of them were all together. Oh, and one more thing....
Ishida: Keith & John have this little "nickname" for Chris, they call him "Stick Stigley". Um, how was this name created again??
I made it up. Back in 8th grade, John, Keith and I were in a group for the 8th grade field trip to Washington D.C.. During the trip, I made up that name for myself. i don't remember why, I just did. But anyways, John and Keith told these three a lot about me, but, they referred to me by my name "Stick Stigley" or "Stix" for short. When i met Orlando, I knew what to expect, since the first thing he called me was Stix! it didn't matter to me, cuz they all knew my real name. So, the six of us there, at the movies, we had another hour or so left 'til the movie started. So, what did we do?
Sasuke: They ate FOOD, of course!!! See, there's this restaurant right next to the theater called "Fuddruckers"...hahaha!!! I still cant get over the name!! "Fuddruckers"! HA!
Yeah, sometimes I like to call it "Fuckrudders"!
Urahara; Hey, me too!!
Guy-sensei: So, while the amazing youth of today went to the hilariously-named restaurant, they saw the huge line that awaited these fine young men, and were faced with a big dilemma. What were they to do?!?!
Well, after some thought, we decided not to eat at Fuddruckers, and instead eat at Popeye's, for some good as hell fried chicken!!
Naruto: Hey, didn't Keith bring some coupons for Popeye's with him, even though you had planned on going to Fuckrudder's?
Yeah....I still dont get that. Anyways, we ate at Popeye's. Keith, Tom and I had Popcorn shrimp, which was good as hell!! Then I showed Orlando and Danny my famous Gai-Sensei impersonation, since they didn't believe John when he said i could do a perfect Gai-Sensei!
Guy-Sensei: HaHA, that's right!! The handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf Village, it's Might Guy!!
True that, my friend!! So, after that, we were leaving Popeye's, when, passing by Fuddrucker's, Orlando spotted one HOT girl, so, he did what he had to, and walked straight in! While we tried to get him out, Tom said to ditch him....so, John, Keith, Tom, and Danny did just that. they ran to thr theater, leaving me behind. I caught up with them, but i wanted to go back and look for our "team nigga"!
Naruto: I thought YOU were the team nigga.
No, I'm just the team's Trinidadian nigga. I'm also the Trinidadian fool, when ya think about it....but that doesn't stop me from being a true Soca Warrior!!....a term we use down at T&T(Trinidad & Tobago, the whole name of my country, for those who aren't geographically savvy).
Byakuya: That's just about everyone who reads this. No offense to those people......never mind, I take that back. It can't help but be true. I'm bad like that ^^!
Yep! SO, where'd I leave off? Oh, yeah! So, we were at the arcade at the movies, when we got a call from Orlando, saying he was already in the theater waiting for us. We went to find him, then we looked for good seats. we found some ok seats in the center, but closer to the front of the room, but Keith wanted to sit farther back, cuz he doesnt like to sit so close. We moved a row back, and he liked it there. But then Orlando got stubborn and moved up even closer to the screen. Then, the movie began......sweet!!
Naruto: Well, did you like it, or not?
Renji: THAT'S IT!!
Sasuke: What's it?!
Renji: I have had it with these goddamn snakes, on this goddamn plane!
Sasuke: Yeah, ok, but, what are ya gonna do about it??
Renji: Get angry! Cuz I have had it, with these goddamn snakes, on this GODDAMN plane!
Sasuke: ok, but WHY?!
Renji: Because!! I'm Renji-Goddamn-Abarai!! And I have HAD IT, with these GODDAMN snakes, on this GODDAMN plane!!
*Renji picks up Sasuke and throws him out the window*
Ino: *walks out of a door*....I'm so hot!
*Sasuke falls on top of her, knocking her out from the blow*
Well......wasn't that awfully coincidential!
*Rukia walks in the room, and looks around. Ichigo goes up to her*
Rukia: Uh, um, just, what are you?
Ichigo: I am a Shinigami.
Rukia: Then, you mean-
Ichigo: Yes, uh, yeah. My mother was human. She, she screwed a ghost. I'm half man, half ghost. Here's a picture. *shows Rukia a picture of his parents*
Rukia: Oh, well, that's, nice! Um, my parents were both human.
Ichigo: Oh, ew! ....ugh!! My god, how do they do that?! Ugh!!
Rukia: So, uh, where are we??
Ichigo: Here? We're in, the "Seoul Society"! *points to a sign*
Rukia: Oh, I see, the "e" is silent, and, that's, how it's spelled.
Ichigo: Yes, we had to do that due to legal issues. Here, come with me.
Rukia: Where are you taking me?
Ichigo: C'mon! Come check out my God Crib! C'mon!!
*Renji follows from behind the scenes with a camera*
Ichigo's Crib
Rooms: 4
Baths: 3
Square Ft.: 2200
Backyard inground pool
....other things!
*Renji turns the speakers on, which start playing "This is Why I'm Hot" by Mims*
Ichigo: C'mon, let's go see what's in the fridge!
*walks up to the fridge, opens it to find bottles of liqour*
Ichigo: Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Ya know ya gotta have that Dom Perignon in case of an emergency, ya hear?!
*Renji follows with the camera, changes the song to "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado*
Ichigo: Say hello to the honeys!
*Moves to an indoor hot tub with Yoruichi, Soifon, Rangiku, and Hinamori, all in SUPER-HOT bathing suits!*
Ichigo: Now, check out my plasma screen!!
*Camera moves to the big plasma screen tv in the living room. It's playing Scarface*
Chad: *on the screen* SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! *fires his machine gun*
Ichigo: Yeah, Scarface iz the shit!! now, remember, You always have to have plasma screens all over your crib. It's a fact! Whether it's....*walks to the bathroom* in the toilet, for when you need to take a leak!,
Chad: *on the screen, located at the bottom of the toilet bowl* SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Under the couch, for when I need to look for spare change,!
Chad: *on the screen* SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Ichigo: *as Yoruichi kneels down in front of him* On top of a honey's head, for when she's, hehe, you know! ....Shining my shoes, of course!
*Leads the camera to the door*
Ichigo: Ok, thanks to y'all for coming to my crib, now, I'd like y'all to get the fuck out. PEACE! *shuts the door in our faces*
.....Did I just get kicked out of my own apartment??
Renji: Yeah, you kinda did.
....somebody's a dead man. Let me back in!! *pounds on the door* LEMME IN!!!
*Ichigo opens the door, only to receive a good pound on the head.*
Ichigo: OW owowow OW! Fine, I wont kick you out anymore like that!!
That's better!! So, yeah, back to.....the adventure from Saturday! Yeah, that's right!!
Lee: Yes, the movie was great! Totally genius!! From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie!!!
Gaara: Yes, but shouldn't we tell them about what happened next? And besides, do you think people have stopped reading this uber-long post by now?
Nonsense!! I'm sure there's at least one person still reading this damn thing!!....I hope....so, anyway, after the movie, which we all thought was so frickin' hilarious, we just decided to hang out. See, behind the theater, there's a huge parking lot, along with a parking garage not too far away. So, we started walking, when we found a lone shopping cart in the middle of the road. So, what did we do with that cart? Well, i bet you must have figured we would do something with the cart! So, Tom jumped in, and begged us to push him!
Naruto: Hold up- he wanted you guys to push him?!
uh-huh! John, Keith and I began to push the cart as fast as we could, and when it got fast enough, we let go, and watched him go!!
Ishida: But isn't that, like, not safe, at all?!
That was the point!! He kept going, and almost crashed into a huge trailer thing, but i caught up with him and veered it away. I was pushing him some more, and I let go, when he ended up getting caught in a bug patch of ice in the road!!
Renji: Shit! Did he slip or anything?! I bet he busted his ass so hard!!
Nah, not really. You don't remember that part?!
Renji: Not really, considering it was FUCKING FREEZING that night!!
Hey, I know it was really cold that night, but deal with it! It's all in the past now!
Byakuya: Tom got caught in the ice, and it just got hard to push him off without slipping and busting his own ass. So Chris got John to help him. Eventually, they got him out, and pushed him again!
Ichigo: What happens next is the best part!!
Renji: Chris and John pushed him into a curb, and Tom flew straight into a tree and the bush in front of it!! It was so hilarious!!
OMFG that was the best part of the whole ride! He looked like a total fag stuck in those bushes!! Haha, classic! So, after that, I got in, and that's when my ride began....
Ishida: It totally wasn't safe. Chris was going faster than even Tom! He was about to head for the curb as well...
I was totally braced for impact!! I was approaching Orlando, who went all Matador on me. I was about to hit the curb, when all of a sudden...
Lee: Chris went on the totaly frontal defense, but to no avail, John pulled the cart back b4 it hit, and Chris fell back and banged his head on the cart handle. The cold, hard, metal handle...
HURT LIKE A BITCH, TOO!!! I almost fell out from the pain!! Well, after that, we needed to warm up, badly. There was a mall near the area, so we went inside to warm up and check out the stores. However...
Shikamaru: It was already past 10:00, so pretty much all the stores were closed. It was so empty, since they all were closed, while the mall itself was still open. Very creepy...
Kiba: So ominous, too! They went to a part of the mall downstairs, called "The Village", which was soooooo creepy, cuz it was actually like a tiny village! The stores were all connected, like you'd see in a little Old English town! The feeling we got in there....it was just like the time Naruto, Hinata and I explored that old mansion back 3 years ago!
Naruto: Oh yeah! Man, I was scared shitless back then, in there....So, then the 5 of them went on, and found a corridor, that seemed to lead to.....somewhere.
Urahara: Hey, what happened to the 6th person? You said only 5 of you were left.
That's right, Tom wasn't with us at that moment. He left a little before that. Well, we were walking up to the end, when all of a sudden, a security guard just comes walking out of one of the doors on the side. This wasn't right next to us, but up ahead. My GOD, we were so scared! We immediately walked back the way we came, and noticed that he was following us!!!
Sasuke: STALKER!!!!!!!
no, Sasuke, I'm sure he wasn't a-
Lee: PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!
...Ok, you could be right there. So, instead of walking back up exactly the way we came, we found another set of stairs that led us back up to the ground floor. we went up, and chose to leave this creepy sonuvabitch. as we were walking, we thought the guard had stopped following us. A little farther up, we looked back, only to find that HE WAS STILL THERE, FOLLOWING US AGAIN!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, guys, shut up!! I was scared too, we all were! We tried to leave as fast as we could, but we chose not to run, in case he would ssupect that we were up to no good.
Ichigo: I think the scariest part, was the fact that even after you left the building, he still walked up to the door, to supposedly lock them. You guys saw him at the door, as you walked away.
Yeah, we did. We got scared even more, and were about to run, but instead, we walked to Chuck E. Cheese's. Why? Cuz we wanted more food, that's why!!! Pizza! Games!! Fun!!!
Renji: Chuck-E!! Chuck-E!!!Chuck-E!!!!!
Byakuya: Cuz he's cool, for real!!
Yeah, as wealked in, we decided to just leave, since there was no point in staying to eat. I barely had any money left on me anyway. NOW, here's the even more interesting part. As we walked out of Cheese's...
Everyone: THERE WERE COP CARS ALL OVER THE PLACE, LIGHTS UP AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MY GOD SHUT THE HELL UP! yes, there were cop cars in the parking lot, and yes, we were scared even more shitless than at the mall w/ the guard!
Naruto: Since there weren't any cops actually inside the parked cars, they just walked, really swiftly, and when they were out of sight....
WE BOLTED THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!! We ran, and ran, and RAN!! Until we couldnt see any police lights in sight!! We ended up getting back at the theater, when Oralndo's and Danny's ride came. John, Keith and I said out farewells to them, and they left. It was just the three of us now. With nothing to do, John called up his mom, and she came in about 10 minutes to take us home....11:50, ten minutes to midnight.
Kiba: Awww! 10 more minutes, and you guys would have been "Midnight Runners"!!
I know! But, oh well! THAT, was my super interesting Saturday night, posted for your enjoyment almost a week later!!! I'll get back to all my events from this past week maybe tomorrow, or the next day.
Shikamaru: You mean, either Saturday or Sunday??
Yeah, pretty much! So, .....yeah, I'm out of my depression! Not only thanks to these 5, but to all my friends at school (Sasuke Uzumaki, narutouchiha, you know who you are!!), and, most importantly, all the friends, pals, and buddies I have here on myOtaku!!
Everyone: SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHERS WHO WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!!
So, until then, take care people!!
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Thanks to some wonderful people, I feel so much better now.....or am I just delirious?