myOtaku.com: KyuubiKhaos

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1990-10-21
Gender
• Male
Location
• Under there
Member Since
• 2006-03-20
Occupation
• Seventh Hokage, captain of the 14th Division in Soul Society
Real Name
• Chris (#461)

Personal

Achievements
• i can kick ass in (most)video games and yu-gi-oh, becoming the seventh Hokage & convincing everyone in Soul society to start a 14th Division, & making me captain!
Anime Fan Since
• my parents showed me pokemon(1996, or was it '97?)
Favorite Anime
• Naruto, BLEACH, Death Note, s-CRY-Ed, FLCL, Evangelion, Trinity Blood, FMA, DBZ, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Digimon, Zatch Bell, Bo^7, Ghost in the Shell, Samurai Champloo, Eureka seveN, Trigun, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Samurai 7, and more
Goals
• to make something out of myself, to be the best at yu-gi-oh(yeah, i'm a nerd), to be a graphics designer(video games), and, other things
Hobbies
• watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, hangin' out, scaring people, playing yu-gi-oh cards, calming down & taming wild genins, listening to various J-Rock bands. Yep, all in a day's work!
Talents
• lying(that includes some degree of acting, though i DONT do plays), memorizing random anime facts, being a disturbance to society, my awesome ninjutsu skills!!!

myOtaku.com: KyuubiKhaos

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

a cold, a snow day, V-day, and the death of a poor mockingbird....

Naruto: *gasps* A mockingbird?? Aww, the poor thing!! What happened!?

Renji: Baka!! There's no real bird!! It's that damn book Chris is reading in his stupid English class, To Kill a Mockingbird. It's so GAY!!

I know! In fact, I found it so interesting, I think I'll write a sequel!!

Neji: ...a sequel?? You mean, you hate the story so much, you want to continue it?

Nah!! I'll start a new story!! In fact, it ain't gonna be a story at all!! It'll be a guide book!!!

Urahara: A guidebook??.....Oh!! I get it!! What's it called??

I'll call it, To Kill Another Mockingbird!!!

Ichigo: Wow.....how original.

I know!!! In fact, I'm going to type it up, the whle thing, right here!!

Ishida: Wait, wouldn't that make this post, like, really long!? A little too long?!!?

...your point? Anyways, here it is!!

Everyone: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Kill Another Mockingbird

To kill another mockingbird like you did last time, pick up your throwing stone. Aim carefully at the target, and fire away. BULLSEYE!!! However, if you did NOT hit the bird, pick up your spare throwing stone. If you do not have a spare throwing stone, a dumbass like you should not be reading this book in the first place!!

But thanks for buying it anyway!!

Byakuya: .....that was it? That was the whole thing???

Renji: Huh? No super-long tip guide? Just that??

Naruto: AHHHHHHH!!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!! IT'S TOO LONG, WAY TOO LONG FOR THIS POST AAHHHHH- huh? It's over?

Ichigo: Well, I for one am not impre-

Guy-sensei: EXCELLENT WORK, CHRIS!!!!!!!! *thumbs up and tooth glimmer* I knew you could do it!!

Lee: *in tears* YES CHRIS!!! A wonderful story indeed, truly a magnificent piece of literary art!!!

O.o....glad somebody liked it at least.... Ok, so, onto more pressing matters...Let's see.....where'd I put that index card thingy....

Urahara: Today's Valentine's Day, if that makes you feel any better-

It doesn't. Me? I don't care too much about that day. In fact, I practically don't like it at all!

Ichigo: So....you hate it, then?

Pretty much, yeah! I mean, it really is nothing more than a commercial holiday. The one time of year when sex sells the most, and people try their hardest to show their loved ones that they really love them. WELL, if they love them so much, why can't they show it every other day of the goddamn year?!

Kon: Aww, dont be that way, Chris!! Just imagine all the hot girls at your school.....wanting you....touching you....LOVING YOU!!!

Byakuya: Can it, Kon. But even I think you shouldn't let this get to your head...

Naruto: Yeah, way to spread your cynicism out to everyone else reading this!

I am NOT being cynical!! What kind of person do you take me for!?

Urahara: Hey, I just noticed!! The words "cynical" and "single" actually kinda souns very simil- *gets bricked by Chris and is knocked out*

*teeth gritting*Next.....topic......Now!.....

Ishida: OH, um, well......today you had a snow day!!

*Cheers up* YAY SNOW DAYS!!!!!

Ishida:*in his mind* Wow, that was fast...

So, Yeah!!! For the past few days, we've been getting weather reports about a big snowstorm this wednesday!!...well, not just snow, but a mix of snow, rain, sleet, and such. This would make the roads totally unsafe, and on top of that, SNOW!!! The possibilty of a snow day, awesome!!!

Sasuke: However, the weather guy has been making some really bad reports this past few weeks, so not a lot of people were putting their trust in him....but for those who were...it was getting a little hectic...

Jiraiya: Yeah, even Chris's Math teacher wanted the day off today!! it was pretty funny, oh, and his science teacher too!

Kiba: So, yesterday, we waited, and waited for it to start snowing. Then, it finally started!! but....

Shikamaru: It wasn't a lot, at all! It was just coming down slowly....so, with no hope for a snow day, We went to sleep....only to wake up from this loud siren far away...

Choji: Man, I was hungry when that thing woke me up...oh, um, well, Chris's mom told him to go back to sleep, since the siren...

Everyone: SIGNALED THE ARRIVAL OF A SNOW DAY!!!!!!! SUCK ON THAT, SCHOOL SYSTEM!!!

YES!!!! I just blew off the whole day, just playing video games, and on the comp, while rejoicing the fact that my snow day dreams for this week have come true!!!

Sasuke: Yeah, all right!!! So.....any more news for our loving fans out there??

Hmmmmm..........oh yeeeah!!!!

....

Everyone: NARUTO: SHIPPUDEN IS GOING TO PREMIERE TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee: Aw, HELLZ YEAH!!!! Finally, the fillers are O-V-E-R!!!!! YES!!!!

Guy-Sensei: Praise the Anime Godz almighty!!! I say, we run 10,000 laps around the town to celebrate!!! What say you, Lee?!

Lee: HAI, Guy-Sensei!!!!!!

*they go off into the sunset*

Ishida:....where did that sunset come from?

Ichigo: Beats me.....Yep, the new series of Naruto- that's right, series. Not season, series. I checked on Wikipedia. It's counted separately, so instead of being "Naruto episode 221", it's "Naruto: Shippuden episode 1." Funny, huh?? It's kinda like Dragonball and Dragonball Z.

When you put it that way....yes.

Naruto: OMG OMG OMG NARUTOSHIPPUDEN IS GONNABEON TOMARROW LIEKZOMG ITS SO AWESOME IM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!1

And we're ending it there for now!! See ya tomorrow, for sure!!

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