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Saturday, July 15, 2006


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alrite guys ya gotta check it out!!!! i got a funny AMV for u that i found, and the first chapter of another fanfic i wrote. heres the vid-



and now here's chapter 1 of "Konoha.net"

Konoha’s got a new website even though Tsunade-sama was against the whole idea. “The ninja’s will get distracted,” she said, “I will not have such distractions in my village!”

Nevertheless it went ahead and now everyone’s got Broadband!


Chapter 1- Ooh the joys of the internet!
"I wonder if I’ll be able to chat to Sasuke online?" Sakura thought, heading home after training.

"Hell yeh! Then I’ll make him mine!" Her Inner Sakura screamed.

“Sakurachaaaan!!” Naruto called, breaking through her thoughts.

Sakura narrowed her eyes, “What, Naruto?!”

“What’s your e-mail address?”

“As if I’d tell you!”

It was after their 5-day mission that they heard the good news. Broadband Internet connection had been installed while they had gone. People had bought computers and connected to the World Wide Web. Everyone except Sakura.

“Why Moooom?!” Sakura wailed.

“I’m sorry Sakura. But Tsunade-sama is right. This will be a distraction to you.”

“But Moooom! Everyone else has it except me!”

Just then Sakura’s dad arrived.

“Dad! Please don’t tell me you don’t agree with Mom!” Sakura pleaded.

“About what?” her Dad asked.

“About the Internet connection! Mom says it will be a distraction! But I can do research and stuff on it and it can really help me with my genjutsu studies!”

“I thought your mother was already getting it…” he looked at Sakura’s mother. She sweatdropped.

“Well... I changed my mind.”

“Oh come on honey. She’s right, the Internet is great for studying.”

“But I’ve heard about those strange chat rooms people get involved in. Perverts who defile children’s minds…”

“But I’ll be chatting with my friends not on some weird chat room!” Sakura argued.

“That’s another distraction!”

“But still it’s cheaper than her talking on the phone for hours.” Sakura’s dad added.

Two against one, Sakura’s mom was defeated.

“Oh alright.”

"Hell Yeahhhhhh!" Sakura’s Inner Sakura shouted. "One step closer to Sasuke-kun!"

Sasuke sat down at his computer. After a couple of hours of staring at the screen and wondering what the hell to do… he decided to play Minesweep instead.

“Yatta!” Naruto said happily, cracking his knuckles, “MSN Messenger here I come!” With that he signed in, and seeing that he had no friends, decided to meet some. He entered a chat room called "Gna B Hokage" and found only one person. Their Screen name was "SmallbutDeadly".

"Hmmm," Naruto thought, "Bet I could beat him anyway." And left the chat room.

His eyes passed over a particular chat room that caught his attention, "SxyLadiesOnly".

He went in but was disappointed to see it needed a password.

Suddenly a message came onto the screen.

I’mnotGayI’mHuman: Hey sexy wanna see webcam?

Naruto sweatdropped.

…Better luck next time Naruto…

"Oh what should I use for my screen name?" Hinata thought, "It should be something to match my personality right? How about…um…"

After much thought and concentration Hinata came up with "HyuugaGrl".

Quite satisfied, she decided to add some email addresses she got earlier. She had Ino’s, Sakura’s, Neji’s, Kiba’s and Naruto’s.

Suddenly a message popped up on the screen.

Puppyluv: Hey is this Hinata?

HyuugaGrl: Um…yes

Puppyluv: Oh hi!

HyuugaGrl: Hi
Puppyluv: Have you added Naruto yet?

HyuugaGrl: Um…no

Puppyluv: Well guess wat he met this gay dude in a chat room right…

Ino had finally installed her messenger service and seemed way overexcited to even open the piece of paper she had in her pocket. It had Sasuke’s e-mail address.

"I bet even Sakura doesn’t have this!!!" she thought with glee.

"UchihaProdigy" was his screen name.

On adding him she found him offline but that didn’t matter to her.

"I’m sooo gonna have him!" she thought.

Just then, "No1Clan" signed in.

“Who is this?” Ino wondered out loud.

SasukesGrl: Who is this?

No1Clan: Who r u?

SasukesGrl: I asked first!

No1Clan: Dont care.

Ino was getting annoyed.

"Jerk!!" she thought and blocked him.

Later on during Sasuke’s Minesweep game, Sasuke decided to have another try at doing something with the computer. After several trial and error attempts, he finally got connected.

However on connecting, he found he had nothing at the moment to search for and continued playing Minesweep.

Half-way through his winning streak, a message appeared on his screen.

SasukesGrl: Hi Sasuke!

UchihaProdigy: Who the hell r u

SasukesGrl: Its Ino!

UchihaProdigy: ----

SasukesGrl: Hello?

Sasuke had no time for Ino. He was on his winning streak!


hope ya like this one!!! chapter 2 is on the way!! i'll post that tomorrow!!!!

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