Monday, December 25, 2006

MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A FUCKIN' GOOD NIGHT!!!!

haha, MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! uh, damn, that was pretty tough, wrapping the code around each individual letter like that!! Naruto: Dear Santa, you's a Bitch-Nigga!!- no, um, how about this?? Dear Santa, You's a Bitch-Ass nigga... Damn, what do ya have against Kris Kringle?? Naruto: Simple- he's coming in 2 minutes, and i wanna kick his ass. Why? cuz, he never granted my wishes every Christmas!! It's time for him to pay what he owes!! uh...huh. Well, actually, he should be here now, since it just hit Midnight. AND...i still never finished my present for my good ol' buddy alphonse13...man, i feel like shit rite now... Ishida: Aww, dont feel too bad. I mean, you still have all day tomorrow to work on the AMV, rite? and...i thought you werent going to say who it was for. Yeah, but, look below the post- She already sent me a christmas card!! Now i feel twice as bad... Kon: Yeah, you must feel like shit right now, huh?! That kinda sucks! NOT HELPING!!!...you ever think, that the older you get, the more dull and less-exciting Christmas gets? I mean, I remember when i was younger(God, i sound like an old man!!!), Christmas always felt like it took forever to come, and when it did come, it was the best day of the world. Sasuke: Except the year you had Chicken Pox! Except the year i had Chicken Pox. BUt, yeah, it was always so exciting, and felt like it never came around. It didnt come as often as it should've...yeah, those were the days...but, now, it's like, you're just getting the same old, nothing really new, just the usual games, clothes and cash.(unless you get something out of the ordinary, like when i got my cell phone last X-mas). Gaara: Man, it's in your head!! It's all because you went em- *throws a brick at his head before he could finish* As I was saying, but...yeah, this year dont seem so great. it didnt even snow!! However, i heard it might snow here tomorrow...i wanted it to snow a lot, like it usually did. Ichigo: You mean back then?? Yeah...but, now's not the time to be reminiscing. My vacation is going pretty good so far. Well, kinda good, despite how my parents are being as bitchy as ever, i dont have a clue why, but...yeah, the reading at Church went pretty good. After that, i took a little walk ver to Walgreen's and read the latest Time Magazine(It was the "Person of the Year" issue, and this year, the person was "you". Check Wikinews or Google for more info), when i ran into a friend from school. Her name's Nicole, and- Naruto: Basically, she's really hot!! Naruto, shut up!! Ur interrupting! anyways, i was saying- Sasuke: She's fucking gorgeous, thats what's up!! Sasuke!!!! Ichigo: And a great personality to boot!! Ichi-Nii-San!! Kon: C'mon, Chris! You know you wanna bang that!! GOD!!! Just let me finish!! I'm saying...yeah, she's pretty damn hot! and super nice to just about everyone!! Everyone: Yeah, thattaboy!! Way to go!!! Whatever! Where was i, uh, oh yeah! SO, i ran into her there, and we just talked for a while, about the holidays, lack of snow, and other crap. I'd say we talked for about ten minutes. Naruto: Oh yeah?? What aisle did you guys talk in?? The candy aisle, why?...oh, God. Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Kon: Aw, damn, somebody's gettin' their pimp on!!! What up niggas, it's my boy Kyuubi K, showing the ladies how to really rock their New Year's Eve!!! *Grabs Kon* the next time you try to act gangsta again, I'll- Kon: You'll what?! huh?? WHat're ya gonna do nigga, huh?!?! What?! I'LL POP UR FUCKIN' HEAD OPEN WITH A GAT, THATS WHAT!!! Merry Christmas, Bitch!!!- Ichigo: I'll take care of this. *takes pill out of Kon's mouth*. There, all better. Now there's Peace in the world, all we need now is love... Naruto: But, where's Santa?! I wanna mess him up so badly!!! *Just then, Choji walks in with a big bag in his hands* Choji: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Yeah, i was just at Sears a few minutes ago, and DAMN was it busy as he- Naruto: *lunges at Choji, thinking he's Santa* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bricks his head* ..................uh, oops. *Choji's knocked out, when Shikamaru comes in, a bottle of whiskey in his hand, slightly tipsy* Shikamaru: ...Aw, DAMMIT, not again!!!! What a fucking drag!! I hate Christmas. Ino doesnt wanna talk to me anymore, and Temari's PMSing, as usual! and now this!! Whatever, i gotta drag him home, again!! oh, and Happy Holidays to you, the people who clearly have no lives if ur actually reading this post! Just shut up and get out. and gimme that!!*grabs the whiskey out of his hands* Shikamaru: Ah, whatever!! hmmm, hey, speaking of Temari, did you know that Yuri Lowenthal, the voice of Sasuke in Naruto, is married to Tara Platt, the voice of Temari. Sasuke: For real?! Damn, i got the hot one! Nice!! *Gaara's peering over his shoulder* Uh, but, i didnt mean it that way, you know what i'm saying, right??? Gaara: Just keep careful, cuz i'm watching you... Sasuke: ...um, sure, got it, heh-heh...huh. Ishida: Yeah, but why would Sasuke get with Temari?? They just don't seem too compatible... So, me and Tenten don't seem compatible, but I still wanna bang her. Besides, maybe he just likes to stick his Lightning Blade between her fans!! Naruto: Oh, DAMN, ya heard that teme?! He called you a ho!!! Now, hold on!! I never sed that!!! *just then Temari walks in the room.* Temari: So, i hear you guys are talking about me...? Lee: *Clearly trying to hit on her* Yeah, well, i dont know what gave you that idea, but...*leans in close* How you doin'? Temari: *moving away* Yeah, i'm fine, how 'bout you?... Sasuke's Mind: Oh, crap, she's moving closer to me!! Dammit, Sasuke, think straight here!! What to do, what to do!! Alrite, get a grip. Just act calm, cool, and collected. Calm, and cool...alrite, here goes something! Sasuke: Hey, Temari, wanna go upstairs and just do it?? Temari: Alrite, let's go!! *Grabs Sasuke's arm and takes him upstairs* Sasuke's mind: Sasuke Uchiha, you are one smooth, sexy motherfucker!! ...well, we're gonna be hearing some pleasant sounds tonight! Anyways, it's already 2:32 right now, Choji got beaned in the head for being mistaken as Santa Clause!! Naruto: hehe, heh...heh. Let's see, Sasuke has proven to the world that he's straight- *sounds are coming up from the room upstairs* Sasuke: uh, oh, oh yeah! aw, yeah, Temari, yeah!! ........um, well, uh, Temari isn't going to be with Shikamaru this holiday season- Temari: Oh, oh yes, oh YES!! Oh, Sasuke, aw, YEAH BABY!!!!!! Ishida: Ok, now i'm just totally creeped out rite now. They're getting pretty loud rite about now. Ichigo: Yeah, well, at least there's the holiday lovin' rite there. Now, if only we were as lucky... *Just then, Orihime, Tatsuki, Tenten, Ino, and Sakura all return from the Christmas party they went to. They are all slightly drunk, and still seem to be itching for some more fun...* ....Guys, you thinking what I'm thinking?? Everyone: JACKPOT, BITCH!!!! Sasuke: Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Aw, TEMARI!!!!! Temari: Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh SASUKE!!!!! .....Well, that's a wrap for this post!! I hope you all had a good Christmas Eve, and that you have a better Christmas Day!! *grabs Ino, and gives the nice guy thumbs up* Lee: SO, wishin' you a damn great anime holiday, *picks up Tenten* Naruto: To the people around the world!!*holds Sakura*... Ishida: *Arm around Tatsuki* and to all the peeps on the Otaku... Ichigo: *Grabs Orihime* A Merry Fuckin' Christmas to all... AND TO ALL A FUCKIN' GOOD NIGHT AND DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!