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Naruto: Yeah, why?...oh, i know where that's from!
Yep! The latest book i'm reading, The Catcher in the Rye!! And ya know what?? This is a book, where, if you made it inot anime, with the Naruto characters, and maybe the BLEACH characters, it would be so fitting to the story!!
Sasuke: Really?? Like who? Who???
Well, if any of you read this book before, then you would agree with me when i say that Shikamaru would be perfect for the role of Holden Caulfield, the main character. As for the others, well, i dont wanna bore you with any specifics, since many of you wouldnt be interested in hearing about this book. i can tell.
Renji: Yeah, well, i've read it, last year, when you read it...well, most of it at least.
Naruto: Whoa?! Renji's here too?! ...AND HE'S GOT MY COLOR?!?!
Sasuke: HA!!! Not so pleasant, huh?! having to share ur color with somebody else?!?!
Orochimaru: Cam down, Sasuke-kun. I'm right here, ya know?
Jiraiya: Yeah, so am i...
Naruto: Yeah, well, at least Renji's cool, so i dont mind about it!! Yeah, he's solid, and he's cool!! Only vice-captain level shinigami to reach Final Release, Bankai!!!
Ichigo: Yeah, Bankai!!!
Ishida: Bankai!!!!
Um, don't you mean Banzai??
Everyone: Uh.....no.
Whatever. Well, yes, i havent posted since the night of Christmas day, a week ago (meaning waaaay earlier in the day on X-mas day, like Midnight, ya know??), because of a MAJOR hangover we all had. Remember that night, guys?? Yeah, when the girls came over..........that was some wild shit, yo!
Ishida: Oh, yeah, that night...
Ichigo: Yeah, it's still all to clear to me....
Sasuke: Yeah, well, i had fun, for a little while, but...
What are you talking about?!?! We heard you all the way down here!! Even our action couldnt drown out yours!!!
Sasuke: You dont know what really happened up there, do you?! Huh?! Do you?!!?
Yeah- HOT ANIME SEX, between two unlikely anime characters, right?!
Sasuke: NO!! Here i'll tell you guys....well, we started out that way, and it was going good, when....
*Sasuke begins to narrate the events of Monday night*
Sasuke: Oh, oh God, oh, God, Temari!! *Sasuke screams as he runs away from her*
Temari: OH, come on, yeah, that's right, GET BACK HERE!!! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
Sasuke: *begins to fight back, and succeeds* Aw, YEAH!! Yeah, Temari!! You can't beat this!!! Yeah, SUCK ON THIS!!! ...oh, shit!!!!
Temari: Oh, come on!! Get back here!! *swings her fan*
So, what really happened???
Sasuke: ...You don't want to know. You really don't wanna know...
Renji: Well, dem's the breaks. But, what're ya gonna do?? Find a new girl? That ain't likely, not for you at least^^!!
Sasuke: Get off my back, Abarai!!
Renji: Make me, Uchi-ho!!
Sasuke: *big gasp* You did NOT just go there!! *Charges his Chidori*
Renji: You're DAMN RIGHT I DID!!! *Brings forth Zabimaru(ya know, his sword?)*
Naruto: Guys, CHILL! I mean, C'mon, Chris hasnt posted in a week, because he was too busy with his presents from X-mas. PLus, his parents wouldn't let him on the comp so he would read that goddam book!!
presents....presents....O-M-F-G, i never told you guys what i got for Christmas!!
Sasuke: Yeah, well, way to remember something like that NOW!!
Shut up!! So, my parents this year, they really didn't do bad!! I got 4 Naruto shirts, which are a black Uzumaki Naruto thermal long-sleeve, a brown Kakashi thermal long-sleeve, a dark green Kakashi tee, and a gray Rock Lee tee. On the gaming side, i got Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles(FUCK YEAH!!!!), One Piece: Grand Adventure, and Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked!! And you bet ur little otaku asses i was busy with Uzumaki Chronicles!!
Ishida: Yeah, you didn't want to stop playing it, until ur parents made you take a break from it, as well as the comp, in order to read Catcher in the Rye. After all, you're doing the report for it on the 10th. You now have 9 days to finish it.
Relax!! I'm already more than three-quarters of the way throught the book!! This time, I'll finish the book for sure!!
Jiraiya: What happened last time??
Well, it goes like this- Last year, when i was in 9th grade(as well as when i joined myOtaku), i was reading Catcher in the Rye for my 4th and final book report of the year, right? Well, what happened was, it was a very good book, but i never finished reading it, so i never did the report. My teacher never said anything aboutit, but it meant 2 zeros towards my grade. So, i'm making up for a lost report by reading it all the way through this time, and actually doing the report.
Naruto: Yeah, i really see that happening...
Sasuke: Yup, yup, i think h can do it....uh-huh....yea.....
Renji: Dont listen to those guys. I trust you enough to get this thing done. I have my hope endowed within ya man!! *comically breaks into tears* I believe in you, man!!! I truly do!!!
Man, i knew i could always count on you Renji!! I always knew!! Oh, and, well, i NEED to tell you guys about Saturday, because it was MAD fun!!!!
Jiraiya: Did it involve hot women?!!? Did it?! DID IT?!
Not really, but the sightseeing was good if ya kno what i mean!! So, at around 4:30 on Saturday, i went over to my good buddy Keith's house. My other good friends John and Paul were there, so it was all good. John and I watch Keith and Paul fight each other in Soul Calibur 3, and, Keith lost...but anyway, after that, we just hung outside for a bit, then Paul's mom came by and picked us up to take us to the mall. and heres' where the real fun kinda begins...!!
Ichigo: Oh, yeah, after she dropped you guys, which was around a Best Buy located in the same lot as the mall(but separate), you guys had to cross the street!! Never have i seen teens struggle so much to just cross the street!!
Yeah, i know!! It was pretty busy, being a Saturday and all. We waited for about a minute for it to clear up, and we started running, but when we reached the middle of the road, the cars on that side wouldn't stop!!!! It was crazy!! We were in the friggin' middle of the road, about to get run over!! It was insane!!
Renji: YEah, we were all pretty scared out there(don't forget, what Chris experiences, we do as well. We're in his head, remember?)
Yeah, i'm sure they know that! These guy's, they're not that stupid(well, most of them anyway!!) But, we did manage to survive, barely!!! and we finally made it to best Buy!! Since my friend John got a fucking PS3 for X-mas, he was the only one with the rights to look in the PS3 section of the games, as well as the blu-ray section. Paul just stuck in the Wii section, while Keith and I found the anime!! I was carrying about $140 on me, and i felt pretty loaded then, so i looked for somethign i REALLY wanted to buy. Then i stumbled upon this 2-DVD box set of both NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION movies; Death and Rebirth, and The End of Evangelion. I wanted to see these movies soooooooo badly!! but more than that, i wanted them for myself! It was only $45, so i went and bought it!! Keith bought Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 for PS2, Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles, and Guild Wars, some game for PC. While buying my movies, the lady asked me if i had a Best Buy Rewards Zone card. I sed no, then she asked me if i wanted one. I sed sure! SO, now i got me a Rewards Zone card, which i can use when i shop at Best Buy! I can earn points, which leads to discounts, gift certificates, and other special offers!! Sweetness!!
Lee: Yes, the Eva movies are truly classics!! I'm glad we finally own those bitches!! Now we can watch them whenever we want!!!
Naruto: Hellz yeah!!
Alrite, so, after that, we went inside the mall. We travled through random stores, like game stores and such. Paul bought DBZ: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 for the Wii, and i went and bought FullMetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy for the DS!! I already started playing it, and it's actually very good!! Ya know, MAXIM Magazine rated FMA: DS as the #1 New Game of the month for, either November or December. i think it was December, but either way, that's a good sign!! Well, then, after all that, we went to the food court for a quick bite to eat. So i bought and tried out this Chicken Teriyaki sushi for the first time, and it was pretty fuckin' delicious! Paul was right when he said it was good!! After that, we went down to Borders to check out the manga. Man, i found A TON of my fave mangas there! I even found the old Pokemon mangas i used to read when i was little!!!!!!! How i wanted to buy them so...very, VERY much....but, i was now on a tight budget, and i was gonna get Keith a late Christmas present, so i got him Demon Diary vol. 2. After i pay for it, it turns out that Demon Diary is a yaoi manga....you have no idea how disgusted i felt, knowing i paid for and purchased a YAOI manga...but my friend isn't gay, cuz i know that he's into Yuri WAAAAAAAY more, like me and Ero-Sennin here!!!!
Jiraiya: Damn straight!!
Alrite, so after that, we waited outside Best Buy for Paul's mom to pick us up, when we stumbled upon this bolted-shut door. For the hell of it, John and Keith started trying to BNE it (Breaking N' Entering) by ramming into it. didnt work. So, I, being the impulsive idiot i am, said, "Stand back!", i ran back, and charged forward towards the door, and as i ran, i jumped!
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!!!!!!!" with two legs at full force, i slammed my feet into the door, craeting a huge bang sound that was almost impossible to not hear!!!! It didn't open the door, but, with my near-perfect Guy-Sensei impression, just went "I'm not just fast!!", and me and Paul just bolted the fuck outta there!!!! John and Keith both couldn't help but laugh their asses off as we ran!
Renji: Oh GOD that was fucking hilarious!!! You always seem to get into some crazy situation whenever you hang with those three!!!
Yeah, i know, right?! So, about 10 minutes after that, Paul's mom came to pick us up, and she dropped me, John and Keith back at his house, but Paul went home. SO, we then tried out the new Tenkaichi 2 game!! It was fun, but MAD hard to get the controls and stuff, ya know?? After a good while of playing, John and i got hungry, so we went in the kitchen and boiled up two packets of Top Ramen-brand ramen!!!
Naruto: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! now THAT'S what i'm talking about!!! You can believe that!!
So, we ate, and we played more Budokai, and at about 12:30 a.m., i went home, and stuff.
Ichigo: And now we're here, January 1. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! ...hey, wait a sec...
Jiraiya: Isn't today someone's birthday??
Kakashi: Yes, actually, it IS someone's birthday today. I didn't forget about it...did you, Chris??
Uh, no I didn't!!! Aside from this being my first New Year's on myOtaku, I could NEVER forget this person's birthday!! In fact, i hear his footsteps coming right now...Lee, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Renji, get over here. He's coming!
*footsteps are approaching as we count down the time to his arrival*
Renji: 5...
Lee: 4...
Jiraiya: 3...
Kakashi: 2...
1........!!!!! HERE HE COMES!!!!
Everyone(including the new person): DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!!!!
*The door is blasted open by a massive kick, to reveal none other than Might Guy rising out of the smoke*
Guy-Sensei: HAHA, Heeeeeey, WHat's shakin'??? Life treatin' ya good?
The five of us: IT'S MIGHT GUY, THE HANDSOME DEVIL OF THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Guy-Sensei: Aw, guys, you really shouldn't have!!! I mean, even Kakashi's here! Of all people!! That alone is a gift enough!!
Kakashi: Really? What?? You mean I didn't have to buy this present for you??? *hands it to Guy* It's a Keychain with your face on it, and it lights up, kinda like a mini-flashlight!
Guy: HAHAHA, well, i really like this, just cuz it's from my number 1 rival!!! *nice guy pose* But, really, guys, this is all too much!!
Lee: Sensei!!! Chris and I got you a present as well!!
Thats right!! Here, we hope you like it!!!
Guy: *opens the box to find blue tights* ....oh, wow....wow!!! now THIS would look great on THIS!!! *points at body*
Lee: Yeah, well, Chris thought new blue tights would be appropriate for the "Blue Beast" of Konoha!!
SO, uh, do you like them??
Guy: Are you kidding?! I LOVE it!! *changes into them rite now....in front of us.* Ah, it's a perfect fit!!
....oh, dear GOD. I din't need to see that. I honestly didn't....
Renji: *as disturbed as I am* Well, here, i got you something too. OR rather, i made something. *hands the box over*
Guy: *opens the box* Hmm, it's a nunchuck!! It's black, but it comes with various plate colors!!
Renji: Yeah, so you can mix-&-match whatever color combos you like!!! oh, now, see the button?? well, before you press it, swing it normally.
*Guy swings the nunchuck around normally, but nothing special happens*
Guy: OK, now what??
Renji: NOW, hold the button down, THEN swing...
*Guy holds the button down and swings, only for the chain to start extending, and the one end reaches all the way to the other side of the room*
Guy: HOLY CHEESE-ON-RYE!!!! This thing, it works...
Renji: Just like my Zabimaru, without the buttons. The chain in that nunchuck reaches up to 30 Feet, and is really tough, just about nothing can break it!! The other button underneath, that one pulls it back in. This is great for hitting long-distance, or reeling enemies in closer!!! I'm glad u liked it!!
Guy: Man, this b-day just keps turning out a lot better and better than i had expected!!! *turns to Jiraiya* and what did you get me for my birthday, Jiraiya?????
Jiraiya: OH, uh, well, about that, hehe.....well, how about i take us all out to the club, tab's on me!! All for Might Guy here!! and, heh, you guys all kow just what kind of club i'm talking about!!!
Lee: Oh oh!!! Can I come, Can i can i can i?!?! Pleeeeeeease?!?!
Guy: Of course, Lee!!! It wouldn't be the same without you!! Just dont drink....please, dont drink.
Lee: Yes, Sensei!!!
Yes, well, that wraps up yet another glorious post of mine. It's my first post of the new year, and i made it long just for the hell of it!!! Renji and Guy are now parts of my posts from now on, and i'd like to thank them all for putting up with me this whole time. Same goes for you people too!!!
Naruto: Now, there IS a video down below there, but...
Renji: We kinda forgot what video we put there.
Kakashi: But, whatever it is, you can watch it, and we hope you enjoy it!
Lee: So, hope you guys had a great New Year's Eve!!!
Guy, and may good fortune shine upon all people, otaku and non-otaku alike, throughout the rest of this new year!! *nice guy pose*
So, thats that!!!
Everybody: BYE!!!!!!
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