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Renji: You bet your ASS they probably wanna know!! You've been pretty busy, what with Guy's birthday and all....and because yesterday was ANOTHER Naruto Birthday!! 2 in fact!!
That's right peoples!!! Yesterday, January 8, was the birthday of Hiashi and Hizashi Hyuuga!!!
Sasuke: Dude, ya might wanna be careful about Hizashi. Neji's been a little down about it since yesterday, and...i dont really wanna remind him about anything, ya know?
Crap, you're right....shit, what am i going to do...i gotta talk to him. Excuse me guys.
Yo, Neji!! Neji, where are ya???
Neji: Hey, I'm right here! Whats up?
Listen, about yesterday...
Neji: Dude, relax, it's nothing to get worked up about. I know, that yesterday was my father's b-day, as well as Uncle Hiashi's, so i'm sure my dad would only want us to have a good time. I'm sure he's having fun up there anyway...!
Hmmmm...you're right!! I wonder what could be going on up there anyway....
*Meanwhile, up in heaven*
*The stereo's loud and pumpin' playin "1999" by Prince, and EVERYBODY's havin a kick-ass time*
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIZASHI!!!!
Hizashi: Oh, Damn!!! I didn't know you all knew it was my birthday!!!! Alrite, let's party it up in this bitch!!
Everybody: YEAH!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!
Yondaime: Yo, Hizashi!! What up Homie G my nigga!!!!
Hizashi: 4th?! That you 4th?! Damn, my nigga the 4th!! Whats poppin' homie?!!? Yo, mucho thanks on the party, this place is Ballin', the ladies are Bangin', and the booze is incredible!! Who sez ya had to be good to get to Heaven, am i rite!?
Yondaime: Hellz yeah man!! it was the least we could after watching you save the Hyuuga clan like that, espcially on HI-DEF!!!
Hizashi: Damn, you saw all that?? Well, it's good to know that i'm here, and that there's a party!! ...hey, hey. Check out Zabuza! Man, he is SO out of it rite now!!
Yondaime: Huh, where?! Holy crap! Is he hitting on Haku?!?!
Zabuza: *totally wasted right now* Heeeeeeeey!! Whats goin' on, good lookin'?! how ya doin' tonite, huh? huh? What's your name, Susan, what?
Haku: O.O..........Uh, Zabuza, it's me. Haku. Hey, hey!! Get a grip, man!! I'm a GUY!!
Zabuza: Yeah, what's that?? You like hot guys?! Well, ain't today just your lucky day!!! *starts rubbing Haku's leg*
Haku: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Thats it!! Secret ninja art!! A Thousand Needles of Death!!
*Several dozen needles come falling on Zabuza, knocking him out*
Yondaime: Thousand Needles of Death?? What's that gonna do, kill him??? I mean, he'll just pop back up three seconds later, right?
Hizashi: That's true...that's really true!! But, at least he'll be sober, won't he??
Yondaime: Nah, just hung over. Real bad.
Hizashi: Ouch! hm, hey, you said you watch over the living world in Hi-def, rite?
Yondaime: Yeah, why? What's up?
Hizashi: Nigga, have you checked out the new Hokage?! That is one FINE Hokage!!
Yondaime: Are u kidding me?!?! She's fucking gorgeous!!
Shodaime: Hey! What are you two saying about my granddaughter?! Huh?! SPILL IT!!
Hizashi: Ah!! The First Hokage!!! Um, nothing!! We didnt say anything about your hot granddaughter!!- Crap!!
Shodaime: I knew it!! you WERE talking about her behind my back!!! Well......yeah, you're right!! She's just waaaaaaaaay prettier than i ever imagined!! isnt she just the cutest thing you ever laid your eyse on!? Look, i even got baby pictures, right here!! Come have a look!!
Yondaime: Ah, DAMMIT!!... Well, ok, let's go Hizashi...Hizashi??
Fangirl #1: OMG it's Hizashi Hyuuga!!! OMG, you are SOOOOO HOT!! LETS GO MAKE OUT!!
Fangirl #2: C'mon, we'll all go together!!!
Hizashi: .....Ohhh, Baby!!!! Hey, I'll catch ya in a while, 4th!! Have fun with 1st, will ya?! Later!!
Yondaime: Hey, HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! You cant just leave me here!!!! With this guy!!! Hey, come back!!!! Didn't your momma ever teach you to share?!?!!? COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
*back down on earth*
Neji:....hmmm, i guess we can only wonder, now can we? now, yesterday was Uncle hiashi's birthday, and we owe him a party! So? Let's go party it up in this bitch!!!
Hellz yeah Neji!!!! Let's go, let's go!!
*Renji drops by*
Renji: Hey, guys!! WTF are y'all doin' out here?! You've been here for like, 3 hours already! The party's gonna begin soon, and Jiraiya's getting tired of waitin'! We need you guys!! Oh, and, um, i'm sorry about ur father Neji.
Neji: dude, it's ok!! It's all good now!! I know my dad just wants us to have fun, and......enjoy our youth-
*Guy-sensei and Lee are listening from behind the scenes, and jump out with the nice-guy pose*
Guy: AHHHH, Way to go, Neji!!!!! You finally understand the importance of the Springtime of Youth!! I'm so proud of you, and i bet ur father is, feeling the same wy right now, as we speak!!
Lee: Yes, Neji!! Now, come and bask in the glory of youth with us, as we Party it up in this bitch!!!!
Neji: Yeah, what are we all doing standing here!? Let's go get Drunk, High, and LAID!!!
Everyone: YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!
*Renji drives up to this club, where the party is held. inside, we find Naruto, Sasuke, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Orochimaru, Ichigo, Ishida, Gaara, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Kon, & Urahara all setting up for the party*
Naruto: 'Bout time you guys showed up!!! Where the fuck were you?!!?
Sasuke: Ya know, Ninjas are highly adept in the art of stealth, which means we are NOT patient!!
Orochimaru: Yeah, I just want Hiashi to get here so we can party!!
Jiraiya: All good things come in due time, my friends!! All good things! So, like what we done to the place??!
Yeah, um, I've been meaning to ask you something....this place, is a Strip club, isnt it??
Kiba: Well, yeah!!! Where else could we have an awesomely awesome anime b-day party, huh?!?!
Hey, Akamaru's not with you!
Kiba: He needs his rest. He's been training all day yesterday, so he's sleeping.
Choji: Man, i cant wait for this party to begin!!! All that Food!!! and even better- the GIRLS!!!!
Shikamaru: Yeah, this is one day where i'm actually hyped up for once!!! I'm so stoked!!!
Urahara: Yeeeeeaah!!!! This party's gonna rock, because we're the one's who set it up!! I personally taught these guys a special party-planning method, to take a mere few hours to plan and set up the ULTIMATE party, which would normally take DAYS to set up!!!
Ishida: Yes, i think i did pretty well with this! What do you guys think?
Ichigo: Uryuu-teme!! Hey, you weren't the only one helping to set up! Stop trying to take the credit!!
Ishida: You're just upset cuz i helped out more than you did, admit it!
Ichigo: Am not!! Hmmph!!
Guys, relax!! Hiashi-sama's gonna be here any minute!! As for presents, we'll deal with those later, but we gotta get ready for-
Hiashi: Get ready for what?
Oh, we just gotta get prepared for the party we're throwing for your birthday- Hi-H-Hiashi-sama!!
Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jiraiya: Yo, Hiashi, my nigga gangsta mac to the illz fo' real, homie G what's good, y'all!?
Hiashi: Say that again, and i will kill you dead.
Jiraiya: ........yeah, yeah, ur right, yeah! Gotta keep it together, now! So, so, whats good man! been a while!
Hiashi: Nah, man, Im fine, you know how it is when you're constantly on the hustle!! but, we have a minor setback.....
Hanabi: *in a very cheerful manner* HIYA GUYS!!!....what?
Everybody: O.O............oh.........shit.
Ishida's Mind: Crap!! This was supposed to be an all-guys party only!! What the Hell's she doing here?!?! This is bad, really bad!!
Ichigo: Ok, this is nothing, Ichigo. You've faced tougher challenges than this. Stay calm, a little girl at a grown-up's party is nothing we cant handle, rite.....rite?
Sasuke's mind: OMG Isnt she just the cutest thing you've ever seen!??!- I MEAN, uh.................................this is bad.
Ah, whatever, she can stay! it wont make any difference, right!!
Ishida: Well, I guess you're right about that...but...
Ichigo: Yeah, how bad could it be?!
Sasuke: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! She can stay!!!
Jiraiya: So, what're we waitin' for?!?! BREAK OUT THE BOOZE!!!!! MAN THE SNACK TABLE!! YOU LIKE TO PARTY?!!? GOOD, CUZ...
Everyone: WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, dont worry peoples , we're gonna be partying for a LOOONG time!!! So, we'll provide mroe coverage of the Greatest anime party ever, tomorrow!!! See ya then!!!
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