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Aloha!!As you can tell i love naruto the show and the character....mine!!! Okay my minions that is all i have to say now. When i have something else to rant about you will know!

Kisses to my bitches! Hugs to my thugs!! PEACE!!




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Tuesday, June 5, 2007


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Monday, April 23, 2007


How to make the akatsuki mad/embarassed
1- Call Itachi a she-man and say he's more of a woman than deidara! " ^_^ i like deidara dont get me wrong... its just too funny"
2- Make dinner for the missing nin's and when everyone's eating scream out as loud as you can" AHHH!!! I FORGOT I PUT SHARK IN HERE!!! ^_^ Whoops" and make kisame run away crying saying you killed his favorite sister
3- .... sing the numa numa song for 23 hours straight
4- tell everyone that the leader is actually yondami " sp?" and that he is narutos dad
5- act like a retart around zetsu
6- give zetsu miracle grow that is actually plant killer
7- let tobi join the akatsuki
8- sing the song that gets on everyone's nerves around sasori
9- when ever deidara ends his/her " although he is actually a he" sentance with a yeah ask "what"
10- give sasori sugar and ..... watch in horror as the puppet gets hyper
11- when deidara calls sasori donna " master" bow at sasoris feet saying your not worthy.. and then make deidara bow
12- kill a fish and give it to kisame as a birthday present
13- tell itachi to stop wearing make up and when he freaks out say " dude... WTF 0_o... are you.... PMSing?!?"
14- laugh when ever zetsu walks by and tell him your laughing because sasori called him a wh*re
15- .... get itachi drunk and make him dress up in a tutu
16- when ever deidara walks past say "cough" GIRL " cough"
17- blow up the akatsuki hideout and when they glare at you... point to the squirrel next to and and say " IT WAS HIM!!"
18- tell averyone that the akatsuki are all yaoi fans " just think about it.. an all GUY orginaization.. >_> <_< thats a little suspicious... "
19- light them on fire... easy as that.. ^_^ + it would be funny to watch them rolling on the ground like morons...
20- ...... and last but simply not least.... "drum roll" .... when their sleeping.... take all their clothing.. and sell it on ebay! ^_^ " even if there is no ebay in naruto... THERE IS NOWW!!!!!! "

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How to annoy Kisame-san
1: Shout "Hey Bruce, how are all of your friends, `ya know Dory, Ellen, Bruce, Merlin, Nemo, Barry, and your other shark friends?"
2: Ask him if he minds making you shaved-ice with his sword.
3: Ask him if fish are friends not food.
4: Tell him you want sushi.
5: Eat sushi in front of him.
6: Ask him for chopsticks.
7: Chase Kisame around with the chopsticks he got you shouting "I want fresh sushi!".
8: Ask him why he is always so "blue".
9: Every time he walks by start playing "Blue" by Eiffel-65.
10: Ask him where "P. Sherman 42 Walaby Way, Sydney" is.
11: Ask until you get a reaction.
12: Ask him to take you there.
13: Repeatedly say "Fish are friends not food" with an Australian accent (No offense to anyone with an Australian accent, me and my friends just like to say it that way.)
14: Hit him on the nose to see if he'll run away.
15: Shout "Fish out of water!" whenever out in public with him.
16: Anytime he is in/on water, jump in and shout "Shark attack!" - try to do so in public or in front of Akatsuki members.
17: Tell him you like snakes better.
18: Any time you see him shout "Kizzy-Kins" and run up to hug him.
19: Ask him if he still "likes" Itachi.
20: Ask why he and Itachi get along so well.
21: Ask him how he can walk on land, if he is a fish.
22: Continually poke him with a sword just like his.
23: Every time you see him, pull chop-sticks out of your pocket and start singing "Food `round the corner, food `round the corner, food `round the corner for me!!!" repeatedly until he runs away.
24: Shout "No wait fishy!" after him, "All I want to do is have dinner (or whatever meal you eat around that time of day).
25: Get Deidara to help you put shark into Kisame's food.
26: When he screams, shout "Itachi did it!"
27: When he starts to cry go get Itachi and say "Kisame is crying because he told me that he was thinking about breaking up with you."
28: Watch Itachi pulverize Kisame, take pictures and post them on websites such as MySpace, and sell them on E-Bay.
29: Have Deidara make a clay sculpture of Kisame that says, 'I love you, from Dei-Dei-Chan'. Be sure to pay Deidara, and have Kisame see it. Pay Deidara because Kisame will try to kill him.
30: Ask him why he posted this list, and when he says he didn't say then maybe Weasle over there did.
31: Take him to the Aquarium and tell one of the Marine Specialists that a shark escaped,-Quizila (ishami)

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Monday, February 26, 2007


My quotes!
FAVORITE QUOTES
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YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT I LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL THE SAME....*points and laughs*-Random

If Gaara had eyebrows, he would have raised one. But alas, Lee stole them and added them to his infinite army of eyebrow minions hell-bent on restoring youthful-ness-dom-ity to the ninja lands. (Lee: Yosh!)-Fanfiction

A good friend will bail you out of jail......but a best friend will be right there with you saying"damn we really fucked up this time".-Random

Somehow, I knew something weird like this would happen. No normal boy would push away girls like that. There could have been two perfectly good reasons though: he was late on puberty, and his hormones weren’t raging like they were supposed to, or that he was gay. Either one would have made sense. But after all the detesting of the female race he finally 'flipped a bitch' and screwed everyone of them! (what Hinata is thinking about Sasuke)-Fanfiction

Im afraid I may have to take the fireplace poker to y brother to silence this spectacle.Fortunatly, Im spared from any murderous impulses. The humorless house-keeper is back. It's time for Tom and me to make our good byes which comsists mainly of the two of us staring at the carpet. -A Great and Terrible Beauty


Labels are for soup cans.-Random

Poking causes pregnancy-Random

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.-Random

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.-Random

"Oh Rai-sensei!"

"Gock-Lee!"

"Rai-sense- OH NO! Daara of the Gessert, what are you doing here!"

Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion of "The Young and the Eyebrowless."- Fanfiction (Determined)

A group of thugs in a circle surrounded two tough-looking guys wearing dog tags.

"Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street.I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving!"
The crowd oohed.
"Your mama so old, someone told her to act her age and she died!"
The crowd awed.

These "Your mom" insults perked Sasuke's interest. He continued to watch.

"Your mama so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop"
Ooh.
"Oh yeah? Take this...

"...Your mom."

The crowd went wild. They screamed and acted like those two words were the ultimate diss.

Maybe it is. Sasuke conemplated. Suddenly, he had an evil idea...

Konoha was in for a rough day tomarrow...-Fanfiction (determined)

Stupid ass fucks should mind their own fucking business, you ass jacking mother sucking, penis bitting ass fucking, bloody cunt suckers. Oh, ya, bitches, I could go on. Fuck heads. Just keep talking about me like that. You'll get a fucking fist down your nose and out your eyes.

( Inu's thoughts ) - Twisted Pleasures

“It seemed like only yesterday I was fussing at her, telling her she needed to become a strong young lady to rule our clan…and now, she’s going to be married to some sand ninja with a giant peanut on his back.” Hiashi cried.

“It’s a sand gourd.” Gaara said slightly offended.

(Hiashi Hyuuga) - Accidents Happen

When you are put through pain over and over again at a man’s hands what happens? Do you die? No, you live. You are reborn. A creature of darkness and sorrow. A seducer of men… the very men that would seek to harm you… a being of lust and want, but not love, never love… you become… a Succubus… - FanFiction (Succubus)

-I reject your reality and substitue my own.(random)

“What do you do when you can’t take your mind off of someone, but that someone doesn’t like you, but likes someone else, but the person your somebody likes doesn’t like your somebody, and likes somebody else, and that person doesn’t like that person…would my somebody be up for grabs?” Sasuke said in one breath. (about hinata) - The Ultimate Love Square (fanfiction)





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