Monday, February 26, 2007

My quotes!
FAVORITE QUOTES
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YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT I LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL THE SAME....*points and laughs*-Random

If Gaara had eyebrows, he would have raised one. But alas, Lee stole them and added them to his infinite army of eyebrow minions hell-bent on restoring youthful-ness-dom-ity to the ninja lands. (Lee: Yosh!)-Fanfiction

A good friend will bail you out of jail......but a best friend will be right there with you saying"damn we really fucked up this time".-Random

Somehow, I knew something weird like this would happen. No normal boy would push away girls like that. There could have been two perfectly good reasons though: he was late on puberty, and his hormones weren’t raging like they were supposed to, or that he was gay. Either one would have made sense. But after all the detesting of the female race he finally 'flipped a bitch' and screwed everyone of them! (what Hinata is thinking about Sasuke)-Fanfiction

Im afraid I may have to take the fireplace poker to y brother to silence this spectacle.Fortunatly, Im spared from any murderous impulses. The humorless house-keeper is back. It's time for Tom and me to make our good byes which comsists mainly of the two of us staring at the carpet. -A Great and Terrible Beauty


Labels are for soup cans.-Random

Poking causes pregnancy-Random

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.-Random

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.-Random

"Oh Rai-sensei!"

"Gock-Lee!"

"Rai-sense- OH NO! Daara of the Gessert, what are you doing here!"

Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion of "The Young and the Eyebrowless."- Fanfiction (Determined)

A group of thugs in a circle surrounded two tough-looking guys wearing dog tags.

"Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street.I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving!"
The crowd oohed.
"Your mama so old, someone told her to act her age and she died!"
The crowd awed.

These "Your mom" insults perked Sasuke's interest. He continued to watch.

"Your mama so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop"
Ooh.
"Oh yeah? Take this...

"...Your mom."

The crowd went wild. They screamed and acted like those two words were the ultimate diss.

Maybe it is. Sasuke conemplated. Suddenly, he had an evil idea...

Konoha was in for a rough day tomarrow...-Fanfiction (determined)

Stupid ass fucks should mind their own fucking business, you ass jacking mother sucking, penis bitting ass fucking, bloody cunt suckers. Oh, ya, bitches, I could go on. Fuck heads. Just keep talking about me like that. You'll get a fucking fist down your nose and out your eyes.

( Inu's thoughts ) - Twisted Pleasures

“It seemed like only yesterday I was fussing at her, telling her she needed to become a strong young lady to rule our clan…and now, she’s going to be married to some sand ninja with a giant peanut on his back.” Hiashi cried.

“It’s a sand gourd.” Gaara said slightly offended.

(Hiashi Hyuuga) - Accidents Happen

When you are put through pain over and over again at a man’s hands what happens? Do you die? No, you live. You are reborn. A creature of darkness and sorrow. A seducer of men… the very men that would seek to harm you… a being of lust and want, but not love, never love… you become… a Succubus… - FanFiction (Succubus)

-I reject your reality and substitue my own.(random)

“What do you do when you can’t take your mind off of someone, but that someone doesn’t like you, but likes someone else, but the person your somebody likes doesn’t like your somebody, and likes somebody else, and that person doesn’t like that person…would my somebody be up for grabs?” Sasuke said in one breath. (about hinata) - The Ultimate Love Square (fanfiction)





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