Monday, April 23, 2007

How to annoy Kisame-san
1: Shout "Hey Bruce, how are all of your friends, `ya know Dory, Ellen, Bruce, Merlin, Nemo, Barry, and your other shark friends?"
2: Ask him if he minds making you shaved-ice with his sword.
3: Ask him if fish are friends not food.
4: Tell him you want sushi.
5: Eat sushi in front of him.
6: Ask him for chopsticks.
7: Chase Kisame around with the chopsticks he got you shouting "I want fresh sushi!".
8: Ask him why he is always so "blue".
9: Every time he walks by start playing "Blue" by Eiffel-65.
10: Ask him where "P. Sherman 42 Walaby Way, Sydney" is.
11: Ask until you get a reaction.
12: Ask him to take you there.
13: Repeatedly say "Fish are friends not food" with an Australian accent (No offense to anyone with an Australian accent, me and my friends just like to say it that way.)
14: Hit him on the nose to see if he'll run away.
15: Shout "Fish out of water!" whenever out in public with him.
16: Anytime he is in/on water, jump in and shout "Shark attack!" - try to do so in public or in front of Akatsuki members.
17: Tell him you like snakes better.
18: Any time you see him shout "Kizzy-Kins" and run up to hug him.
19: Ask him if he still "likes" Itachi.
20: Ask why he and Itachi get along so well.
21: Ask him how he can walk on land, if he is a fish.
22: Continually poke him with a sword just like his.
23: Every time you see him, pull chop-sticks out of your pocket and start singing "Food `round the corner, food `round the corner, food `round the corner for me!!!" repeatedly until he runs away.
24: Shout "No wait fishy!" after him, "All I want to do is have dinner (or whatever meal you eat around that time of day).
25: Get Deidara to help you put shark into Kisame's food.
26: When he screams, shout "Itachi did it!"
27: When he starts to cry go get Itachi and say "Kisame is crying because he told me that he was thinking about breaking up with you."
28: Watch Itachi pulverize Kisame, take pictures and post them on websites such as MySpace, and sell them on E-Bay.
29: Have Deidara make a clay sculpture of Kisame that says, 'I love you, from Dei-Dei-Chan'. Be sure to pay Deidara, and have Kisame see it. Pay Deidara because Kisame will try to kill him.
30: Ask him why he posted this list, and when he says he didn't say then maybe Weasle over there did.
31: Take him to the Aquarium and tell one of the Marine Specialists that a shark escaped,-Quizila (ishami)
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