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Saturday, July 17, 2004

the parody
Shroomie's parody of Resident Evil! Yay! I haven't written a fanfic in a while. So, I've decided to make a
comeback! Now onwards to the story. Basically I've noticed alot of things on the Resident Evil series.
Alot of secret passages that should be, puzzles that'd NEVER be there just to open a door.
So, me and my twisted little fucked up mind decided to make up a few just for fun. Here ya go.

-Thad

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Upon return from the mansion, Chris Redfield decides to go out for some donuts.

Chris: "Goddamn, I could use some donuts. Hey, mister, excuse me. Do you know where a donut shop's
at?"
Man: "Yes. The donut shop you seek, is in an alley. But first you gotta go to the pond, and search
for the golden medallion. You have to go to Frograper street, give the crazy friendly hobo some booze,
he'll then threaten to stab your eyes, rip of your balls, and eat'em. He then will fall asleep. You need
to turn him over, and you're see an indentation in the wall. Place the medallion in the indentation, and
a small opening will appear. In it, will be an iguana. You then take the iguana, to the alley, and place him
on top of the dumpster, blocking your way. He will then climb up, and then use a crane to move the
dumpster. Go to the door, and knock three times, then 4 times, then 7 times, and 48 times. The door
should open. The bouncer will ask if you got the frog. So, now you have to go back to the pond
and find the purple frog wearing a top hat. You then take him all the way to the bouncer and then
he'll let you through. Easy as that.
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