Tuesday, June 7, 2005

Tainted Cycle: Mushroom Man Case
After last nights embarrasing display, Madorico is ready to leave. Jen catches up with her along the trail wondering where she's going. Jen looks all around the forest with her chicken on her shoulder and spots some snow on the ground, she picks it up wades it in a ball and throws it straight at Madorico's head.
Madorico: why the hell did you do that for?
Jennifer: I'm bored.
Madorico: Just cause you're bored doesn't mean you can throw hail at me.
Jennifer: That was snow not hail.
Madorico: No it's hail, see.
Jennifer: What's the difference it's just a form of ice.
Madorico: That's the difference.
Madorico picks up a lot of hail and throws it at Jennifer, right in the face.
Jennifer: Ow you stupid whore.
Madorico: Do you call everyone who pisses you off a whore?
Jennifer: (wipes her face) yes. You almost hurt my chicken.
Madorico: So, you're the one who's going to kill it.
Jennifer: Shut up.
Madorico: Whatever, come on let's go.
Jennifer: Madorico, where are we going?
Madorico: I don't know somewhere.
Jennifer: No where huh? Then why did we have to leave that spot we were at it was so cool there.
Madorico: You know we can't stay in one spot for long time, we got to look for work.
Jennifer: We have money though.
Madorico: No I have money, you spent your's on opium, remember.
Jennifer: We still have money though.
Madorico: Not really, the little bit I have is going towards some supplies, so let's just find the next town and be on our way.
Jennifer: Alright then. Come on chicken, let me wrap you up in this blanket so you don't get a cold.
The two young maidens continue on their journey till nightfall when they finally came across a village. They walk in and began looking around. Jennifer was fascinated with all the people, especially guys, there. Jennifer was continuosly getting whistles and winks from the guys. Madorico just looked for a place to get some supplies.
Jennifer: People just love me.
Madorico: Whatever.
Jennifer: don't be jealous, because none of the guys are whistling at you.
Madorico: I don't care about that stuff.
Jennifer: That's why they don't care about you, you're too serious.
Madorico: Let's split up and look around alright.
Jennifer: Alright then. Bye.
Jennifer walks happily away from Madorico to the guys and start's talking with them. Madorico continues on walking around the village seeing what's going on. A guy grabs her by the shoulder to get her attention. She whirls around almost back hand slapping him in the face.
Guy: Excuse me miss, I'm sorry to have startle you but could you do me a favor and come with me. My master has a proposition for you.
Madorico: What kind of propositon?
Guy: Nothing indescent of course, he just happens to notice the weapons you carry and happens to be in need of a slayer.
Madorico: Alright then. Take me to him.
Madorico is escourted to a grand estate, in fact it just so happens to be the village leader's estate. She's lead inside and waits while the servant fetches his master.
servant guy: I present to you my master, our village, Lord Takashi.
Lord Takashi: How do you do young slayer.
Madorico: fine sir, fine. What is the proposition you have for me.
Lord Takashi: straight to the point are we?
Madorico: I don't have time for games.
Lord Takashi: Well then I see, alright young miss. Do you know the Mushroom Man?
Madorico: The mushroom man is an earth elemental who grows mushrooms. Special mushrooms in fact, they are very valuable, and can be used for your special needs.
Lord Takashi: Well he's attacking our village, bringing about chaos, he believes we are stealing his mushrooms. We have also been under attack by some strange creatures during the night, and without our village guardian we are defenseless.
Madorico: So you want me to rescue the guardian, slay the creatures and stop the mushroom man from attacking your village.
Lord Takashi: Yes if it's not to much to ask.
Madorico: How much?
Lord Takashi claps his hands as the treasure is brought forth.
Lord Takashi: our finest riches, and a stay at our best inn, and great food, clothes and entertainment.
Madorico: My associate and I will take the job as well as 10% of the payment and stay for the night.
Lord Takashi: Oh thank you, what good fortune has shined upon our village. May I ask you your name.
Madorico: Just call me the Grimm Reaper, and my associate Jen
Lord Takashi: The two great slayers of this time, Madorico and Jennifer. Oh thank the heavens above for this good fortune.
And with that our reaper, Madorico is escourted to the inn. On the way she grabs Jennifer and takes her with her. They are given a room for the night.
Ok that's it for today, sorry for not being on, it's just I moved again and I have no internet access, so it'll be a while till I be on again. Sorry for not visiting your guys who visit me. I'll be sure to pay all of you that favor, well got to go now, Later Masterbaiters.

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