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myOtaku.com: Lady Tsukasa


Sunday, November 9, 2003

   Redskin Fan
I love the Redskins, but they tottally suck... Here's some jokes for all to see if you want,...

> Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out
> > Redskins tickets.
> > Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
> > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
> >
> > Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
> > A: The Washington Redskins.
> >
> > Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins?
> > A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
> >
> > Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field: "Will the
> > parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get
> > them? They are beating the Redskins 14-0."
> >
> > Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
> > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
> >
> > Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for
> > the Redskins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players
> > happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white
> > powdery substance on the practice field. Steve Spurrier immediately
> > suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a
> > complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance
> > unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the
> > FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance
> > again.
> >
> > Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
> > A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
> >
> > Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
> > A: Put up goal posts.
> >
> > Q: What do you call an Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring?
> > A: A thief.
> >
> > Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen?
> > A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
>
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