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• Fullmetal alchemist, wolf's rain, trigun, inuyasha, ruruoni kenshin, hellsing
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Thursday, May 5, 2005

on this episode of
featured on todays episode.... drunken raccoons go on a rampage at a local super market. the horror begains when a unsuspecting store clerk scans items as usual, not paying any attention she attempts to scan something and realizes it doesnt beep ,still clueless she picks up the raccoon and looks for a bar code the raccoon then jumps on her and claws at her face .. meanwhile in the produce department raccons could be seen throwing apples and oranges into the floor. a elderly man was unaware of the danger he faced due to poor eyesight he slips and falls ,unable to get up without assistance he lay there helpless as the coons throw various items at him. when they throw a box of prunes at the man he simply replied" thank you sonny thats what i came here to get" other parts of the store were damaged in the attack as items lay broken on the floor. what does this mean for me? you ask. well ill tell you. it means higher store prices to cover the damages caused by the raccoons and it doesnt end there. raccoons were also seen racing shopping carts running them into peoples cars. this means more insurance claims and higher premiums people must pay for their insurance. so see all of us are affected one way or the other.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005

today on
a gang of evil raccoons attack a unsuspecting pre school. the children run and scream in terror as the raccoons steal their juice and cookies laughing at them as they run crying to the teacher. other raccoons torture the kids by busting their balloons with their claws or chewing the heads off of their teddy bears.one raccoon even handed a child a fork and pointed it towards a electrical outlet ,the child fearing for its life agreed and did as the raccoon said a teacher managed to stop the child in time. oh the horror we must put a stop to this we cannot allow this to continue.how many of those children will now grow up to be serial killers because of this terrible experiance? the raccoons must be destroyed.
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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

on this episode of when raccoons attack.........
a poor unsuspecting little old lady strolls down the street just cruising along in her power wheel chair . she was worried if her new denture adhesive that she just purchased will be better than the last . suddenly a rabid raccoon lunges at her from the top of a garbage can and lands in the basket on the front of her power wheel chair she screams and veers off the sidewalk and crashes into a street light she was rushed to the hospital with a broken hip........as you can see the raccoons can attack anyone at any time so please dont let your guard down always keep a watchful eye on the raccoons. (ok yes im really hyper so deal with it)
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Monday, May 2, 2005

well............
i cant really think of anything to post my head is killing me right now. yes im blessed with constantly having migraines yay for me huh? anway i posted the rest of the story yesterday not many people read it so if you missed it you can go check it out if you dont care thats fine too. well ttyl!
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Sunday, May 1, 2005

Ed Elric vs. the yard gnomes part 3
As the gnomes continue their relentless attack upon the town, ED tries to come up with a plan to stop them, growing very tired from slicing through the evil lawn ornaments he lets his guard down and a gnome jumps down from the roof of a house getting it's pointy ears tangled in his hair.Ed screams" no not my hair dammit ,do you have any idea how long it takes me to comb and braid it in the morning?" Al runs up to Ed and helps him get the gnome out of his hair. Al throws the gnome to the ground and then stomps on it,smashing it. just then the two of them hear someone shout " throw all the gnomes into the street i have a plan" they turn around and notice a large transmutation circle drawn on the street. Ed,Al,and the towns people begain grabbing gnomes and throwing them into the street. the person kneels down and turns the street into a huge puddle of chocolate pudding ,the gnomes are trapped unable to escape the gooey substance Ed yells "pudding!" and takes off running towards the street Al grabs his jacket and jerks him back yelling "no Ed you cant" Ed sighs "but im so hungry AL" soon all the gnomes have been thrown into the pudding covered street and are trapped.Al asks Ed "so now that we captured all of them what do we do?" Ed walks to the edge of the pudding laughing at the gnomes as they try to fight their way free of their chocolatey prison. ED claps his hands together and touches the ground and a bronze statue appears in the middle of the street ,ironicly if the figure of Ed. the towns people look at him strangely and Ed replies"no need to thank me ,this statue is a reminder of how i saved everyone from the gnomes" the towns people don't say anything in return they are just thankful the nightmare is over.Ed turns to Al and says " our work here is done ,so can i please get something to eat now?" Al replies "sure big brother lets go" the two start walking down the street and Ed says" hey Al where did that chocolate pudding alchemist run off to? i wouldnt have minded them tagging along with us" Al answers him " i dont know ,but maybe we will meet up with them again someday".... the end (or is it?)

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awwww!
i just got through watching fullmetal alchemist now im so upset. that was just so sad i liked hughes and now he's dead thats just not fair*sigh*
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Saturday, April 30, 2005

ok
sorry but still no more of the story today im not gonna say if its bacuse im in a bad mood or good mood or what because nobody wants to hear me complain about my mood or my problems so i promise not to do that anymore and maybe ill get the rest of the story up sometime in the near future.
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Friday, April 29, 2005

sorry people
im not gonna post a chapter of the story today im not really in a very good mood right now. so perhaps ill post it tommorow. im so sorry to keep you in suspense wondering if the gnomes are going to defeated. well i guess thats it. ttyl
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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Ed Elric vs. the yard gnomes chapter 2
Ed runs through the crowd of screaming people when suddenly he feels a sharp pain in the side of his head. He falls to his knees as he hears a man yell "look i got one , i knocked out one of the gnomes. this one must be the leader" Ed screams " what the hell are you talking about do i look like a gnome to you? the man looks down and says" im so terribly sorry it's just that you are so short i assumed..." ed angrily screams " short who are you calling short you stupid....." just then Ed hears Al scream " Ed look out behind you!" Ed quickly smashes the gnome as it lunges at him . Al is too busy running to Ed's aid and doesnt notice two gnomes have stretched out a garden hose in front of him and he trips falling to the ground landing on top of the gnomes smashing them. people continue to run around them screaming in terror as the gnomes jump from trees onto their backs biting and clawing at their faces. Ed gets up and transmutates a sword from a hot dog cart then realizes what he just did and says "damn, i wished i had used something else im so hungry" Ed then begains slicing through the gnomes and screams "im getting really tired of you evil, midget, pointy hat wearing ,lawn ornaments" Ed keeps slicing through them while Al smashes them Al shouts to Ed "there's just too many of them we cant destroy them all we need to come up with a plan" Ed yells back to Al " i know that Al i'll think of something dont worry" ok i shall post more of the story tommorow.. can Ed and Al come up with a plan to stop horrific rampage brought about by the evil gnomes? maybe they will get help from other alchemists in the town perhaps maybe a ice alchemist or a chocolate pudding alchemist. who knows.. check back to find out.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Ed Elric vs. the lawn gnomes
Ed and Al step off the train and walk towards town ED starts whining " Al i"m starving can we please get something to eat before we report in to Mustang?" AL says"sure i guess so" the two start walking through town ,they go past a few house then Ed suddenly stops and asks" hey Al have you noticed anything strange?" AL responds" no big brother, why is there something wrong?" AL shrugs and says" na i guess it's nothing ,but i could have sworn that those lawn gnomes just moved ,its almost like they're following us" Al laughs and says" don't be silly ED they are lawn gnomes they can possibly move on their own" Ed starts walking then says " yeah i guess you're right but still those things are just kinda creeping me out so lets just get outta here" the two continue to walk down the street ,after a few moments they begain to hear screaming.they turn around and watch in horror as the gnomes begain attacking the towns people. ED shouts "see Al i told you those things were moving!" Ed and Al run down the street to help. a man runs past screaming in horror as a gnome is latched on to him , biting his ear.AL asks"what are we gonna do Ed? there must be at least a hundred of those things, how can we stop them all?" Ed responds " i'm not sure Al but we have to try" ok i'll post more of the story tommorow. can Ed and Al save the towns people from the evil gnomes? will the power of alchemy be enough to stop the midget lawn ornaments? or will the gnomes end up enslaving the human race?..
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