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Thursday, April 20, 2006

"old people olympics" day 3
on today's episode we will have the exciting conclusion to the 50 yard walker race, plus...cane fighting and power wheelchair racing. first lets check in on our two remaining contestants in the 50 yard walker race... after making it five feet from the starting line both old men had a stroke and were hospitalized, ok now on to the power wheelchair race in this event the contestants are.....old man Donald, old man Douglas,old lady Glenda, and old lady Bertha. in this race the contestants must travel 10 laps around the track and cross the finish line.and.....they're off, right away Donald has taken a astonishing lead well ahead of the rest of the contestants he is a whole lap ahead of them (it appears the others forgot to turn up the speed control on their wheelchairs, tough break for them)wow after 9 laps Donald has kept the lead but what's this? it appears that Donald forgot to wear his adult diaper even though he has bladder control problems. It seems his pee has shorted out the power wheelchair and so it appears Bertha will now win the race. In a interview after the race Donald stated he was glad his wheelchair shorted out because the electric shock restarted his heart.now on to the cane fighting in this event old man Bob is up against old man Fernando, the men take their places and... wow!!!!!! old man fernando wastes no time at striking Bob over the head with his cane... but Bob strikes back, hitting Fernando in the knee. who will win this brutal contest???? find out on the next episode.
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

yayness!!!!
something wonderful has happened but i cannot say what, but i am very happy and i just had to say something. anyways dont forget to check out my other posts about the old people olympics
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"old people olympics" day two
as promised today's events include the fifty yard walker race as well as the old lady bake off and prune tossing so let's get started with the prune tossing.old lady Margie is up against old lady Gertrude. Margie seems to be in wonderful shape and is expected to win, she steps up to the line and prepares to toss her sweetened prune, she reaches into the box and pulls out what appears to be a large prune weighing 1 oz, let's see how far she can throw. she attempts to toss it but apparently it is stuck to her hand due to the fact she is attempting to throw she is off balance and falls to the ground breaking her hip such a tragedy.Gertrude is automatically disqualified due to putting denture adhesive on the prunes so we have no winners in the prune tossing,on to the fifty yard walker race in this event old man Walter is up against old man George and old man Orville. they are lined up at the starting line and they're off with the sound of the gun going off signaling the start of the race. oh know apparently old man Walter fought in WW2 and thinks he's under attack by the Germans he is crawling on the ground yelling about land mines and trenches. meanwhile George and Orville are neck and neck and have made it three inches from the starting line, this will take a while so lets go check on the ladies in the bake off...in this event Ms. Celia is up against Ms. Mertis. today the judges will be tasting the old ladies rubarb pie. it seems the judges prefer old lady Mertis's pie and after the event she was asked what her secret was she replied "why i always use moth balls, the add just the right spice and keep moths out of my closet" after the judges were rushed to the hospital to get their stomach's pumped Ms. Celia was declared the new winner and Ms Mertis was arrested, now back to the fifty yard walker race. Mr. Orville is in the lead as he is one inch ahead of Mr. George but they are only 1 foot from the starting line and it has been two hours.the fifty yard walker race will be continued.....
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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Today on the "old people olympics"
During today's events, there was a big surprise during the carrying of the torch as old lady mildred caught on fire due to too much use of strong smelling perfume and hair spray, she was quickly extinguished due to the fast response of well trained nursing home attendants. the first event of the olympics was downhill wheelchair racing, in the men's event old man Herbert was up against old man Cecil. Herbert started off fast and quickly took the lead but then he pooped his diaper which caused wind resistance and he begain to lose speed and fall behind old man Cecil Passed him up just three feet from the finish line it was a surprising victory but was short lived as Cecil could'nt stop his wheel chair and crashed into a crowd of fans, luckily no one was injured. in the womans knitting event Ms. Nettie knitted five scarves and a hat losing to Ms.Ollie who knitted a four pairs of wool socks and seventeen pot holders.we asked Ms.Ollie how she was able to knit so fast and she simply stated "she always eats her tapioca pudding which gives her energy" coming up tommorow on the old person olympics.... Prune tossing and the fifty yard dash using walkers.. tune in tommorow (or whenever i post) for another exciting episode.
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Friday, April 14, 2006

i hate springtime
i was doing some yard work and some how managed to get into poison ivy and get a sunburn plus there's bees and wasps fying everywhere which i'm allergic to but to my surprise i avoided getting stung yay for me huh? lol anyway coming soon i shall hope to post the "old people olympics", or excuse me the "youth challenged olympics"yes that is correct people, only i can bring you the crazy entertainment of old people fighting. i might actually post some of it later today it just depends on if i'm still hyper or not.
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Friday, April 7, 2006

yayness for storms
I'm actually going to see some rain possibly even tornadoes. i love storms and anything that causes destruction. the concert was sooooooooo awesome i had alot of fun and met some cool new people to hang out with. well i guess thats it for me ttyl
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Tuesday, April 4, 2006

yayness!!!
The Powerman 5000 show is tonight, however if i cant get rid of my current headache it looks as if i'm staying at home it figures seeing how i want to go so bad, but oh well that's just the way things usually go for me.
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Saturday, April 1, 2006

stupid bordem, will it ever end?
i really hate being bored. nobody to talk to right now which really sucks. there is someone who i havent talked to in a really long time and i would give anything to have that friendship back. but oh well they're gone now and it's highly unlikely we will ever chat again.have you ever had a friend and no matter how bad of a mood you were in they could cheer you up? even just by talking about the stupidest things. oh well imma gonna go see if i can get rid of my boredem
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Friday, March 31, 2006

"A full metal leprechaun" chapter 2
Ed screamed " who the hell are you calling short? you ugly green,pointy eared, hobbit/microscopic midget looking mother...." "Ed" Al screamed just stop before they kill us!" Ed calmed down a bit then said " they need want us to make gold they wont kill us" Ed turned his arm into a sword and tried to slice through the net but nothing happened.Al looked at Ed and asked " what's going on? why cant we get out of this net?" Ed replied "I dont know, i should've been able to slice right through." The leprechaun in charge stated calmly "there's no use in trying to get out of the net we created a magic net and there's nothing you can do to escape. you will do exactly as you are told, and that includes keeping quiet!or else!" Ed was getting angry again and started yelling " don't tell me to be quiet! you just wait til i get outta here, you crusty mushroom headed ugly ass ...." "please stop Ed", Al pleaded "can't we just try reasoning with them?" "No Al! The only way to show these ugly little green bastards who is in charge is to beat the crap outta them!" Ed yelled. Al sighed, he knew if they were to get away they had to trick the leprechauns, and as angry as Ed was, Al knew it was up to him to come up with a plan. while Al was trying to think of something the leprechauns were dragging them into a cave.
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

yayness me has new pets
i finally got a wolf and i named him kiba plus i got two guinea pigs for free at petco which is so freaking cool, plus next tuesday im gonna go see powerman 5000 in concert yay for me. well now instead of a army of evil hamsters im gonna have a army of evil bloodthirsty guinea pigs and we shall take over the world.
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