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Thursday, April 28, 2005


Ed Elric vs. the yard gnomes chapter 2
Ed runs through the crowd of screaming people when suddenly he feels a sharp pain in the side of his head. He falls to his knees as he hears a man yell "look i got one , i knocked out one of the gnomes. this one must be the leader" Ed screams " what the hell are you talking about do i look like a gnome to you? the man looks down and says" im so terribly sorry it's just that you are so short i assumed..." ed angrily screams " short who are you calling short you stupid....." just then Ed hears Al scream " Ed look out behind you!" Ed quickly smashes the gnome as it lunges at him . Al is too busy running to Ed's aid and doesnt notice two gnomes have stretched out a garden hose in front of him and he trips falling to the ground landing on top of the gnomes smashing them. people continue to run around them screaming in terror as the gnomes jump from trees onto their backs biting and clawing at their faces. Ed gets up and transmutates a sword from a hot dog cart then realizes what he just did and says "damn, i wished i had used something else im so hungry" Ed then begains slicing through the gnomes and screams "im getting really tired of you evil, midget, pointy hat wearing ,lawn ornaments" Ed keeps slicing through them while Al smashes them Al shouts to Ed "there's just too many of them we cant destroy them all we need to come up with a plan" Ed yells back to Al " i know that Al i'll think of something dont worry" ok i shall post more of the story tommorow.. can Ed and Al come up with a plan to stop horrific rampage brought about by the evil gnomes? maybe they will get help from other alchemists in the town perhaps maybe a ice alchemist or a chocolate pudding alchemist. who knows.. check back to find out.
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