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Sunday, May 1, 2005

Ed Elric vs. the yard gnomes part 3
As the gnomes continue their relentless attack upon the town, ED tries to come up with a plan to stop them, growing very tired from slicing through the evil lawn ornaments he lets his guard down and a gnome jumps down from the roof of a house getting it's pointy ears tangled in his hair.Ed screams" no not my hair dammit ,do you have any idea how long it takes me to comb and braid it in the morning?" Al runs up to Ed and helps him get the gnome out of his hair. Al throws the gnome to the ground and then stomps on it,smashing it. just then the two of them hear someone shout " throw all the gnomes into the street i have a plan" they turn around and notice a large transmutation circle drawn on the street. Ed,Al,and the towns people begain grabbing gnomes and throwing them into the street. the person kneels down and turns the street into a huge puddle of chocolate pudding ,the gnomes are trapped unable to escape the gooey substance Ed yells "pudding!" and takes off running towards the street Al grabs his jacket and jerks him back yelling "no Ed you cant" Ed sighs "but im so hungry AL" soon all the gnomes have been thrown into the pudding covered street and are trapped.Al asks Ed "so now that we captured all of them what do we do?" Ed walks to the edge of the pudding laughing at the gnomes as they try to fight their way free of their chocolatey prison. ED claps his hands together and touches the ground and a bronze statue appears in the middle of the street ,ironicly if the figure of Ed. the towns people look at him strangely and Ed replies"no need to thank me ,this statue is a reminder of how i saved everyone from the gnomes" the towns people don't say anything in return they are just thankful the nightmare is over.Ed turns to Al and says " our work here is done ,so can i please get something to eat now?" Al replies "sure big brother lets go" the two start walking down the street and Ed says" hey Al where did that chocolate pudding alchemist run off to? i wouldnt have minded them tagging along with us" Al answers him " i dont know ,but maybe we will meet up with them again someday".... the end (or is it?)
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