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• 2005-01-29
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• Alchemist, Queen of chaos
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• I'm suppossed to have achieved something?
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• forever
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• Fullmetal alchemist, wolf's rain, trigun, inuyasha, ruruoni kenshin, hellsing
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• Ummmm.. no wait i've got something... oh just forget it
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• Killing people... oh wait i shouldn't have told you that now i have to kill you
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myOtaku.com: ladyalchemist22

Thursday, May 5, 2005

on this episode of
featured on todays episode.... drunken raccoons go on a rampage at a local super market. the horror begains when a unsuspecting store clerk scans items as usual, not paying any attention she attempts to scan something and realizes it doesnt beep ,still clueless she picks up the raccoon and looks for a bar code the raccoon then jumps on her and claws at her face .. meanwhile in the produce department raccons could be seen throwing apples and oranges into the floor. a elderly man was unaware of the danger he faced due to poor eyesight he slips and falls ,unable to get up without assistance he lay there helpless as the coons throw various items at him. when they throw a box of prunes at the man he simply replied" thank you sonny thats what i came here to get" other parts of the store were damaged in the attack as items lay broken on the floor. what does this mean for me? you ask. well ill tell you. it means higher store prices to cover the damages caused by the raccoons and it doesnt end there. raccoons were also seen racing shopping carts running them into peoples cars. this means more insurance claims and higher premiums people must pay for their insurance. so see all of us are affected one way or the other.
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