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myOtaku.com: ladyalchemist22

Friday, May 6, 2005

on this episode of when raccoons attack
"terror at a nursing home" a horrifying attack ocurred at a local nursing home. the poor unsuspecting elderly were viciously attacked as they sat there playing checkers. the raccoons taunted them stealing their dentures and their depends undergarments. the elderly men hopelessly attempt hitting the raccoons in the head with thier canes but alas their movements were just to slow and the raccoons simply stepped out of the way. some raccoons wanted to chase a woman with a walker but realized there was no challange due to the fact it took her ten minutes to move one foot away.one old man replied "why look there thats sonny he helped me find the prunes at the super market" some of the more fortunate eldery people thought they could escape the horror in their power wheel chairs only to end up in a traffic jam with others who had the same idea. the ones who had regular wheel chairs were trapped because the evil raccoons glued their wheel chairs to the floor with denture adhesive. poor people it was the kind that had 24 hour hold so they will be stuck there for a day.
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