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Sunday, May 8, 2005


when raccoons attack
part two of attack on the nursing home "when the elderly strike back" the elderly quickly devise a plan to stop the evil raccoons. some of them throw their false teeth using them like ninja throwing stars. some of the woman create a slingshot using their wigs and walkers to launch the raccoons out of the window. other elderly men set fire to thier tapioca pudding using it as napalm to roast the raccoons. some old people throw their depends undergarments containg c4 explosives blowing the racoons to pieces. who knew the elderly could be so resourceful? see if they can fight back against the raccoons we all can.after the ordeal the elderly used their denture adhesive to attatch raccoon heads to the front of the power wheel chairs as a hood ornament other tied raccoon tails to their walkers as a reminder of their victory.
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