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Friday, July 8, 2005


on todays episode of when raccoons attack....
the reports of items stolen for usage in the possible building of gundam units. raccoons have been reportedly stealing car stereos in the middle of the night, the reason(so they can put the stereos in their gundam units)the stealing of garbage from trash cans, the reason( not to be used as food but the raccoons have created a alternate fuel source from garbage to be used to fuel the gundams)the theft of denture adhesive from the elderly,the reason(to glue parts of the gundams together)the raccoons have also been reported to have stole various items such as children's bikes,lawn mowers,power wheel chairs,cans of green beans,diapers, shampoo,bird feeders, welcome mats,and socks the reason(the need for these items is uncertain but in some way they are being used in the construction of the gundams.) the threat against humanity is very real. we cannot allow the construction of these gundam units to continue. we must stop the raccoons before it's too late.
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