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Thursday, April 20, 2006


"old people olympics" day 3
on today's episode we will have the exciting conclusion to the 50 yard walker race, plus...cane fighting and power wheelchair racing. first lets check in on our two remaining contestants in the 50 yard walker race... after making it five feet from the starting line both old men had a stroke and were hospitalized, ok now on to the power wheelchair race in this event the contestants are.....old man Donald, old man Douglas,old lady Glenda, and old lady Bertha. in this race the contestants must travel 10 laps around the track and cross the finish line.and.....they're off, right away Donald has taken a astonishing lead well ahead of the rest of the contestants he is a whole lap ahead of them (it appears the others forgot to turn up the speed control on their wheelchairs, tough break for them)wow after 9 laps Donald has kept the lead but what's this? it appears that Donald forgot to wear his adult diaper even though he has bladder control problems. It seems his pee has shorted out the power wheelchair and so it appears Bertha will now win the race. In a interview after the race Donald stated he was glad his wheelchair shorted out because the electric shock restarted his heart.now on to the cane fighting in this event old man Bob is up against old man Fernando, the men take their places and... wow!!!!!! old man fernando wastes no time at striking Bob over the head with his cane... but Bob strikes back, hitting Fernando in the knee. who will win this brutal contest???? find out on the next episode.
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