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Sunday, April 23, 2006
"old people olympics" day four or was it day three i cant remember*shrugs* anyways enjoy
During our last episode of the old people olympics we were left in total suspense as Bob and Fernando were in the middle of a cane fight to the death, or at least a fight until one of them needs to take a nap.let us check in on their progress.old man Fernando seems very strong he keeps hitting old man Bob over the head with his cane.it would seem as Fernando appears to have some kind of grudge against Bob, you can here Fernando yelling about Bob stealing his bottle of prune juice, but wait...Bob is now in control as he is choking Fernando with his cane. wow! what a fight this has turned out to be. now it appears Bob is going to win...oh wait a minute he has just fallen asleep and so has Fernando, oh well perhaps the fight will resume after they enjoy a nap. now on to today's next event old person neighborhood crime watch, as we all know old people are easy targets for muggers, or are they? lets us see shall we. in this event we have selected four old people to be the unsuspecting target for a robbery.old lady Violet is cruising down the sidewalk in her power wheelchair and the mugger is sneaking up behind her ready to grab her purse even though she is surrounded by other elderly people like old ladies Shirley and Velma plus old man Martin, the mugger thinks he can make a quick getaway with Violet's purse. he runs up and grabs the purse from the basket on the front of her power wheelchair, but to his surprise she speeds up and cuts off his escape route while old lady Shirley blocks him in from the other side with her walker. old man Martin then proceeds to beat the mugger with his cane until he turns loose of Violet's purse. Velma then sprays some really strong perfume into the mugger's eyes, blinding him instantly (old ladies perfume is stronger than mace, just so ya know)even though the mugger is pleading for his life the old people do not stop their unrelenting assault on the man. after the mugger is beaten close to the point of death old lady Shirley proceeds to time him up with her pantyhose as they wait for the police to arrive. well as you can see old people shouldn't be messed with. and it seems all four of them shall get a gold medal in the old person crime watch event.
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