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Thursday, June 30, 2005


   "just use it"

OK... i had the most akward thing happen to me last night.... I was in the car about to pic up my friend and my mom had me a key chain that say's "Always wear your rubber" and it had a cow w/ rubber boots on. I thought it was cute until!!! -dun dun dun- i turned it around and there was a blue condom in the key chain!!!!!!!!! i was lke "mom omg!!!! what the hell are you giving me this for?!?!?!?!" She simply said," i think you should carry it around thats all. maybe in you bag or wallet.."

A condom in my bag i dont think so.. the percentage of guys i hag out w/ is 70% and they love to steal my bag and raid it to see what goodies i have in there.. and if they see a condom who know's what they might think!!!!!!! The wallet not so good either cause my friend Jon always looks in my wallet to see if i have cash to steal so he can go and play poker.. so if he see that in there then... ahhh!!!!

My thoughts about this whole akward situation was .... omg mom are you telling me to have sex damn it!?!?!?!?! and she even told me she could get an endless supply of it omg!!!!!! my mom wouldnt stop teasing me cause i wouldnt take it!!! and then my friend took it and i just found it last night in my room and i started yelling cause i still didnt want it...

what an akward night that was.... and i'm about to go throw it away so if u excuse me i'll be doing that now... bye bye!!

~ko-chan

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