Wednesday, October 20, 2004

   I gave up on posting that parody...anyway
Ya it just doesn't seem like it would work well on here, I'll do it whenever I get my own site or something.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while...I'm not losing intrest in MYO it's just that I can't find anything worthy to post about. Last few days have been kinda dull when it comes to anything being posted on here. I figured I'd post a review of Resident Evil for the Playstation yes the old one. It's October and stuff so I figured why not feature a few horror games?
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Story : 7.5 Then 8.75 Now
Back in 96 this was definatly an over the top story. With viruses and all. But now that it's 2004 this is more believable. We can do so many things that we couldn't do then. And back in the mid to late 90s people only cared if a game was "cool" or fun, and nothing else. Nowadays demands are harder to meet and more people are looking for a good story.
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Gameplay : 8.25 Then 8 Now
This game has some pretty awesome mechanics, being able to combine items and such, and the combat system is pretty simple. The puzzles are also pretty challenging as well. Age has treated this one pretty well.
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Graphics : 10 Then 7.5 Now
Back then these graphics were super realistic and everything. As for now there are better looking PS1 games than this one, but the graphics are still pretty good.
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Music : 8.75 Then 8.75 Now
The music is very fitting and creepy in this game. And music always sticks with me so of coarse this score remains the same.
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Sound : 8.75 Then 6.75 Now
This was also when voice overs were starting to be used and everybody thought it was neat. But looking back the voices were horrible, or to be more precise, THE ACTORS SUCKED! Which really knocks the score down, the sound effects are still good though which saves the score from being abyssmal.
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Challenge : 8.5 Then 7.75 Now
Again adjustible difficulty will make this more challenging. Some Puzzles are pretty hard too but as time went on more guides came out and everyhing, foes are not too hard as they are in newer RE games.
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Replay 6.5 Then 5 Now
Another game that suffers from a low replay score. No unlockables that are significant either.
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Overall 9 Then 7.75 Now
This is a revolutionary game. Indeed it is lacking in some areas but it makes up for it. Definatly a "pick me up" game if you are looking for something different. (pick me up as in buy me)
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Hope you guys enjoyed the review and more are to come soon.

}Peace{


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Thursday, October 14, 2004

   Hmmm
It appears that I'm gonna have to shorten these from now on...I guess half of you stopped reading and left LOL!

Well from what OWA said I'm gonna have to shorten them if I want it read or to hold someone's attention lol. Tomorrow will be the beginning of chapter 2 but shortened to a point where it is readable. :)

}Peace{

Question of the day : Does anyone know how to do Parchment in Photoshop? (lol)
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

RE Parody Chapter 1
Hey people here is the first chapter of our RE parody. I did with a few of my friends and I hope you enjoy it. If you think some of your friends on here would like it too please refer them to my site here so they can view it...thanks a bucnh.

BTW I play Jill and Wesker
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Chris: Alpha team flies over raccon forest, searching for our compatries bravo team who disapeared.....sometime....where....hell i forgot

Barry: We are over raccoon forest!

Brad: Chris have you found it yet?

Jill : Shut up Barry....

Chris: You actually expect me to find something?!!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON!?

Jill : LOOK CHRIS!! *Points to burning helicopter*

Barry: Chris just accused Jill of doing drugs!

Barry: It's a helicopter!

Barry: I think it's burning...

Chris: No! I acused BRAD of being on drugs!

Barry: You did?

Chris: YES!

Jill : Chris look! *grabs Chris' face and puts it against window*

Barry: Oh my god! Jill just put Chris's face against the window!

Wesker : Whats going on here?

Barry: Wake up Joseph!

Barry: We found a helicopter!

Brad: *lands helicopter in a tree*

Joseph: You can't drive worth a shit.

Jill : BRAD!!

Barry: Joseph said shit.*giggles*

Brad: oops....

Brad: *jiggles the stick and the helicopter falls out of the tree and lands perfectly*

Joseph: I could probably fly this thing better than you...chicken heart

Jill : *Smacks Brad in the back of his head*

Barry: Joseph just called Chicken Heart "Chicken Heart"

Chris: This way team! *walks into a tree*

Barry: I think Chris is an idiot...

Barry: Chris just walked into a tree, which makes me think he is an idiot.

Brad: Moron......

Joseph: *sigh*

Wesker : *helps Chris up* Ok...we're gonna move out in a standered fan position because I don't know whats going on....

Joseph: I'll go inspect. *walks off to inspect*

Barry: I think Wesker knows what's going on.

Jill : I'll cover Joseph *follows*

Joseph: Barry, you're an idiot...

Chris: Alrighty! Take this flashlight wesker! *throws a flashlight throwing it at his face*

Barry: Joseph said I was an idiot.

Joseph: *searching the helicopter

Chris: *seraches tree bark*

Jill : *looks around absently at woods*

Wesker : *Planing*

Joseph: *finds detached hand with gun in it*

Joseph: *brings it closer to face*

Brad: *sings pop songs from the radio* She drives me craaaaaazy!

Joseph: *inspects closely*

Jill : *Gasp*

Joseph: What?

Joseph: I'm inspecting something Jill, shut up for a second...

Brad: Hit me one more time baby! do do dee do de do!

Jill : *points at hand being speechless*

Joseph: *sniffs hand*

Joseph: Hmm

Joseph: *licks severed wrist*

Joseph: Odd...

Chris: Hey, can I have that gun?

Barry: What gun?

Jill : *puts hand over mouth making gag noise*

Chris: oops...its a tree

Joseph: *drops hand and looks at it with a flashlight

Barry: It is a tree!

Wesker : Find anything anybody?

Barry: A tree! A tree! *runs madly at wesker and tackles him* It's a tree! *points at tree*

Wesker : Barry....there are thousands of them....*gets up and dusts himself off*

Joseph: *finally realizes what the hand is* (in that cheesy manner we all know oh so well)Ah! It's a hand!

Barry: Doggies!

Chris: AHHH A TREE!!! *runs into a tree* AHHH! A TREE! *runs into another tree* AHHH!!!!!!!!

Joseph: *Keeps staring at the hand in amazement*

Barry: The doggies are coming.

Wesker : Ceberus' uhhh...I mean KILLER DOGS!!! RUN EVERYBODY!!

Joseph: *gets closer to the hand and sniffs it again*

Jill : JOSEPH!!!

*dogs tackle joseph and begin ripping him apart*

Joseph: AHHH!!

Joseph: Ouch...AHHH MY SPLEEN!!

Joseph: Ohh, that was kind of nice...wait, no no stop!

Chris: Oooo a doggy! Can I pet it?

Jill : JOSEPH YOU DUMBASS MOVE!!!

Joseph: Ouch!

Joseph: Stupid dogs.

Wesker : *Fires at dogs*

Joseph: *looks at hand while dogs are eating him

Chris: Come here little doggy! Let uncle chris pet...HEY!

Barry: Wesker just shot at the dog.

Jill : *Fires at dogs* BARRY HELP!!

Joseph: *spits up blood*

Joseph: *does nothing to stop the dogs*

Joseph: AHHH!!

Chris: You let joseph play with the dogs and not me...i see how it is..

Joseph: MY BLOODY NUTS! YOU GOT MY BALLS! YOU BASTARDS!

Barry: The dogs are eating him.

Joseph: AHHHH!!

Joseph: *dies*

Wesker : No use in trying to save a man without nuts.

Barry: He has no nuts...

Wekser : LETS GO!!!

Barry: Go where?

Wesker : GRRR *Slaps self in forehead*

*dogs turn to look at jill*

Chris: THERE! RUN FOR THAT MANSION!

Barry: There's a mansion!

Chris: *runs into a tree*

Barry: I'm going to run to the mansion!

Jill : *Runs to mansion*

Wesker : CHRIS PROVIDE COVERING FIRE!!! *fires shots*

Barry: *follows jill*

Chris: *runs to mansion...and runs into a truck* Damnit! Who put this fucking truck there!

Barry: *looks back* Chris ran into a truck!

Chris: *jumps over the truck and runs for the mansion*

Brad: *still singing to radio* Dumm ee dome hit me one more time!

Wesker : *runs in last and shuts doors then locks them* .....why is it that no one ever listens to me.....

Brad: *accidently flies away* oops...

Barry: *knocks on door*

Barry: I'm not in yet...

Wesker : OHH!! *opens doors*

Barry: You opened the door.

Chris: *misses the door and runs into the wall*

Jill : Barry are you ok?!

Barry: I'm walking in now.

Barry: *closes door*

Barry: The door is shut. This is a mansion. We have entered survival horror. There is no escape.

Jill : *raises eyebrow*

Barry: I'm hungry.

Chris: AHHHH!! *climbs wall rather than opening the door*

Wesker : Uhhh...survival horror...no escape heheheh...never heard of such a thing.

Barry: *turns to jill* Wesker hasn't ever heard of such a thing.

Jill : Barry are you hurt?

Jill : How is everyone?

Barry: I'm not hurt.

Barry: Wesker's eyes are glowing red under his sunglasses.

Wesker : *Fumbles for darker shades* Uhh...no they aren't.

Barry: Wesker just put darker shades on.

Wesker : INJECTION I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Chris: *opens the door and walks into a dining room....and falls off to the first floor cutting his leg, leaving a pool of blood*

Barry: *turns to jill again*THE INJECTION DIDN'T DO IT!

Jill : Injection....hey where's Chris?

Barry: Chris is gone.

Chris: If I go this way....I should be in the main hall! *walks into a side halway* Damnit.. *opens another door and goes into a diffrent hallway* I think I fell into navigational hell.

Chris: Now lets see...how did i navigate in the air force......I shot at random things untill my people told me to stop and where to go..

Wesker : We should split up due to obvious reasons and search for Bravos and Chris who's seemed to slip away....

Chris: *starts shooting doors...the walls....the windows....a grenade*

Barry: We should split up and look for the Bravos!

Barry: I heard a gunshot!

Wesker : Jill go into the dinning room and investigate

Barry: Jill is going to the dining room...I'll go with her.

Jill : Wesker how did you know there was a dinning room?

Wesker : Uhh...I said don't go into that room....but now I'm telling you to.

Jill : Ok....

Jill : *opens door*

Chris: *walks into a room and gets sprayed in the face with bugsrpay* AHHH! *shoots figure in the chest*.

Rebecca: Ow! You shot me!

Chris: You sprayed me! fair trade!

Rebecca: Ow...my stomach hurts...

Chris: Quit your belly acheing

Jill : Wow...it was a dinning room......

Barry: It's a big room.

Barry: I hear ticking...

Jill : *Walks to burning fireplace and looks down* Look Barry...blood!

Barry: There's a loud clock over there.

Barry: Look, blood!

Jill : *looks sharply at Barry*

Barry: I'm going to stare at this and shake my head and poke at it. You go into that room *points at door on other side of hall*

Jill : Ok *opens door*

Barry: *shakes head* *pokes blood puddle*

Wesker : HAHAHAHA!!! NOW THAT THEY ARE IN THE MANSION THE DATA COLLECTION CAN BEGIN!!!

Wesker : Now all I gotta do is.....wait wheres my keys? *looks for keys* I need those!

Chris: *walks into a desk* Hey a type writer *looks at the paper in it* Uhh rebeca, have you been trying to save your progress as a porn story?

Rebecca: No...I haven't saved yet, so if I die I have to start over.

Chris: umm.....wait.

Wesker : *opens dinning room door* BARRY!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS TO THE MANSION??!!

Barry: *keeps staring at the blood, shaking head, and poking it*

Wesker : *reaches into pocket* Oh wait....ok nevermind... *dissappears*

Jill : Huh....Kenneth!!

Kenneth: Hey buddy, whats up?

Chris: *walks into a room with a big plant* Hey! A PLANT! *tries to feed it peanuts but gets smacked in the face* Ow...fucker!

Zombie: Ughhh *shifts toward kenneth with his arms stretched out*

Kenneth: what're you doing?

Jill : *Sees zombie like thing behind Kenneth with a horrified look on her face*

Zombie: *bites kenneth*

Kenneth: ouch...wait, hey...that...wait, no no that hurt...AHHH

Jill : AHH!! KENNETH!!

Kenneth: Jill?

Kenneth: Ow...

Jill : *Knifes Zombie in the head a couple of times*

Kenneth: AHH MY ESOPHA...*cough cough, dead*

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

   The Resident Evil...Parody?!
Hey peeps I just thought of something. I thought about posting a parody of the first Resident Evil game on my site for a few days. But it all really depends on how you guys feel about it and how many of you guys have played the 1st game all the way through. So please respond to this post that way I'll know if I am making the right or wrong decision by doing this.

P.S.
I promise you'll love it, it's hilarious.
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Monday, October 11, 2004

   I can see that my last update was very...stirring *Sarcasm*
^^ lol...ya I guess that wasn't one of my better days...

Anyway tomorrow is Senior Skip Day and I guess I'm not going to school since absences really don't mean much this year. 4 Day weekend here I come!

Not much else to say really...I got to play Deception online this weekend...it was really fun.

}Peace{

Question of the day : What makes you happy?
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Saturday, October 9, 2004

   Hello people...the column has returned!
Hi I'm back! If you were wondering where I was at I have been in my cave/room playing Mortal Kombat Deception for the past few days...it's really addictive. But ya I've brought my column back for today with my review of Mortal Kombat Deception for you skeptics who are skeptical of buying it.

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Intro : Ah Mortal Kombat...who hasn't played played this Klassic game (PUN!). Back then you were either a Street Fighter fan "Mortal Kombat is just a SF rip off!!" or a Mortal Kombat fan "SF isn't VIOLENT ENOUGH...NEED VIOLENCE! *drools*" as they were the two most dominant, most popular, and pretty much only good fighting games back then. But lo and behold MK has evolved over the years and has become a very sophisticated fighting game instead of a game that was known for being a button mashing fest here is my review of Mortal Kombat Deception.
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Story : 8.75

A fairly good story from Midway, the Deadly Alliance (Shang Tsung and Quan Chi) succeeded in reviving the Dragon King's army and Raiden failed to stop them, the Dragon King rose again and took his throne in Outworld and you are to stop him with what ever Kombatant you choose. Shujinko's story in Konquest is really good and you'll always want to know what will happen to him next...thats how I felt anyway :P
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Gameplay : 10

I have to give this a 10 there is just so much you can do on this game. You can play Arcade, Versus with a friend. There is Chess Kombat which plays kinda like Chess but you pick a fighter for each piece example : Scorpion is you Pawn Sub Zero is your King. But each time you try to take a square you have to fight for that square in Mortal Kombat. Then there is Puzzle fighter which I haven't played yet but seems to be fun, it's Tetris with an MK twist. And last but certainly not least (Most important infact) you can play online! And there isn't really any lag it's a really smooth game online and not only can you just fight online, you can play Chess Kombat and Puzzle Fighter online as well, there is even a ranking system online. I forgot to mention Konquest mode which is kinda like an RPG where you play as Shujinko and learn people's fighting styles...kinda like a huge training mode but also a game in it's self.
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Graphics : 9

These graphics are great, a little on the cartoony side but still great. And most of the backgrounds are highly detailed and very beautiful, not only that the most of the backgrounds are very interactive with deathtraps, weapons you can pick up and stuff.
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Sound : 9

Nice bone crunshing, senew clashing, blood pouring sound effects. The weapons sound nice too.
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Music : 9.5

The music on here is great, some tracks sound creepy, some just sound awesome, and others are just very MKish, there are definatly a few that you will remember, like the Slaughterhouse Jive and Liu Kang's Tomb.
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Challenge : 10

This game is very challenging if you want it to be, difficulty is adjustable. Unlocking some things could take a very long time, some fights/quests in Konquest mode are very hard, and people online are pretty good or decent.
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Characters : 8.75

It's a lot better than Deadly Alliance's roster in my opinion. A lot of familair faces return like Scorpion and Subby of coarse, Baraka, Mileena, Ermac, and Nightwolf. There are others that I won't mention though but if you'd like to know go ahead and PM me or tell me in the comments and I'll tell you who else there is.
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Replay Value : 9.75

This game will keep you busy for a while with so many things to do and Konquest mode, and the Krypt. Not only that there are Super Unlockable Characters and Online play really boosts the replay factor on this one.
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Overall : 10

This is a must have game if you are an MK fan or just a guy who likes fighting games, it's fun, addictive and you can play with your friends and compete in tournaments online.
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Well that was my review I hope you guys liked and also hope that this will help people to make their decision if they ever even planned on buying this or not. I'll see everyone later...

}Peace{
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Monday, October 4, 2004

   Get down with the sickness...
Hey guys. it seems that I've come down with something. My throat was scratchy and stuff for a while it caused me to cough a lot. And then this morning I wake up and I can barely talk, so I decided not to go to school...ah well.

It seems that I'm gonna have to sit here at the comp/in my room and amuse myself until 9:00PM lol.

Deception is coming out tomorrow I'm so hyped for it!

Well hopefully I will be better tomorrow and I'll be able to go to school (I don't like to miss school) see ya later!

}Peace{
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

   New look and more!
I'm back! With my new look as I've promised! I hope you like it...it's a tad Mortal Kombat Themed :) but thats because the new Mortal Kombat game, Mortal Kombat Deception is coming out this Tuesday (It will be on shelves that day) And I just wanted to celebrate it cause it's gonna be the first online MK game, and more or less the first online "Real" 3D and up to date and popular fighting game.

I've been learning a few new HTML tricks if you haven't noticed...when you come to my site it fades in and out now. And I'm continuing to learn neat/cool/useful HTML tricks thanks to my class, I'm gonna put up a Marquee soon.

Do you guys like my background, welcome sign, and avvy, if so I made them :) and again a reminder...IF YOU HAVE ANY GRAPHICAL REQUESTS PM ME AND WE CAN DO BUSSINESS! It's kind of depressing that no one wants anything from me...either everyone has and uses Photoshop or they just don't care that I'm making a nice offer cause I like to do things like that for people...

Anyway

Next month October 23rd will be my birthday and I'll be 18. I just thought I'd like to tell everyone.

Thats all for now and see you soon...

}Peace{

Question of the day : Have you ever played Mortal Kombat? If so which is your favorite and who is your favorite character?
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

   Hey everyone.
Hey..I'm just updating for the sake of updating lol. Well last Friday we got out of school early cause of flooding problems and that was cool. Nothing very interesting happened during the weekend though.

My Brother gave me his GBA and I plan on selling it soon to get an SP. (YAY) I got a new CD player and it's a tad better than my old one was, it has better skip protection but the quality of it is not as good as my old one. But I'm over the whole deal now.

My Guardian Column is coming back Friday October 1st just thought I'd let everyone know.

I have recently read the Street Fighter manga (New one in color) and it is awesome...the artwork is amazing and it has a very neat story following...it's like multiple stories going on at once.

Also expect the site's appearence to change soon say...some time next week.

Again a reminder that I take requests for anyone that wants a wallpaper just contact me through E-mail and let me know what Instant Messenger programs you use and I'll tell you if I can contact you or not. (I STRICTLY prohibit myself from using AOL IM and Yahoo cause it put a bunch of stuff in my comp that I didn't want and couldn't get rid of.)

Well thats all for now...

}Peace{

Question of the Day : Do Ghosts exist? (In your opinion)
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Thursday, September 16, 2004

   Yesterday was AWESOME!
Hey guys...I went to see the second RE movie yesterday with some of my friends. I had a really good time and hope to do this with them more often. The movie it's self was actually pretty good but a little over the top for Resident Evil. I won't go into detail about it though. (Jill was hot) *clears throat* Anyway...

I found my Student ID...or to be more precise my mom did :P, it was in the back pocket of the pants I wore that day and she took them out of the wash and found it LOL!

Moving on...
I've priced some CD players so everthing is cool now. (Gonna get a good one for pretty cheap)
I plan on finally buying a GBA SP the ones that are like the old NES. And I also plan on buying a few of the old school games as well that have been released for the GBA.

And as for site updates/changes...

My guardian column will come back real soon I promise. And the site theme will change in a few weeks since the month is almost over and my Silent Hill 4 Anticipation is over well...because I have it now. I love that game. Well thats all for now.

}Peace{

Question of the day : Who are your top 5 favorite Video Game characters?
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